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Miley Cyrus was on The Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday where she was asked about the elephant in the room, her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin. This prompted Miley to start giggling uncontrollably and squirm in her seat. The interview pretty much deteriorated from there and was full of awkward moments. Like when Miley insisted Justin was funny and then let out a, “HAA!”

This is like when your girlfriend catches you masturbating to tentacle porn and you swear it’s just a one time thing and a split second after, issues #13 - #38 in the series fall out of your drawer and you scramble to put them back into their mylar sleeves. Although, maybe it’s not like that at all but you get what I mean, right? Guys?

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wed in an intimate ceremony Saturday night at Ellen’s home in front of only 19 guests.

DeGeneres’s mom Betty and de Rossi’s mother Margaret Rogers (who flew in from Australia for the occasion), who witnessed the couple exchange handwritten vows.

“She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her,” the TV host said of de Rossi last year. “We’ve both changed and grown, and we just feel like, ‘Oh, okay, this is completion.’”

Ellen looks like the kind of person who’ll just lie there during sex, mouth slightly open, pointing to where she wants it like some sort of lesbian Jabba the Hut. As it turns out, she must be great in bed for Portia to marry her. Which makes sense because ugly people usually have redeeming qualities such as this. It comes from many lonely nights of practicing with their pillow.

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Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres were yachting in Sardinia, Italy over the weekend when Portia decided to go topless. Thankfully, Ellen did not because if she did, things would be a lot different. Like, imagine the internet. Now, imagine the internet puking.

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The California Supreme Court announced yesterday that they were lifting the ban on gay marriages. Following this historical announcement, Ellen DeGeneres wanted everyone to notice her so she announced on her show that she’s marrying Portia de Rossi.

Just last week, Ellen told Star that Portia is “a great partner. And I mean that in every area. She is fun to hang out with, fun to talk to, fun to travel with. We’re going to Europe this summer for a few weeks. It’s our first time there together, and we’re very excited.”

Unfortunately for you, still banned in California are marriages to your dollies. Maybe you and Barbie were never meant to be together. You god damn weirdo.

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Check out the rest of her appearance HERE.

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Hysterical. I love Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton talks about his new movie with Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas, he tells Ellen who is favorite American Idol is and who he thinks will win, and best of all, he sings the 80s rock ballad, Sister Christian, karaoke style.

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Ashlee Simpson was once again asked about that pesky pregnancy rumor, this time by Ellen DeGeneres, and once again she gave no firm answer. Someone should tell Ashlee that was actually an answer because how hard is it to say “no”? See? I just said it. No. I did it again. I’m amazing.

When asked directly, “Are you or are you not pregnant?” Simpson demurred: “Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss.”

She then skillfully changed the subject. “Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?” she asked the audience, standing up to show her still-slim figure. “Because I don’t think I do.”

I think Ashlee’s being demure because she doesn’t want to admit she actually had sex to Pete Wentz. If I was her, I wouldn’t want to admit it either. I rather tell people Satan raped me. At least then it wouldn’t be like I made a conscious decision to sleep with Satan. It’ll be like he… Wait a minute…. Satan… Remove the “a”… Stan… What the hell? Stan, you asshole! That was you?!

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Ashlee Simpson was on Ellen this morning and Ellen did a great job probing her about the pregnancy rumors.

Although Simpson skirted the issue, it sure seems that her answers screamed “YES! I’m pregnant!”

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