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We did it ocean. High five!
Source: theblemish.com
It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.
Published on May 7th, 2008
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Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini
Source: theblemish.com
Elisha Cuthbert frolicked on the beach with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Her bikini top almost fell off, but she managed to grab on and hold it together. Pretty disappointing. Although, not as disappointing as the time I found out someone ate the last brownie, but it’s pretty close.
Published on May 6th, 2008
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Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim
Source: theblemish.com
Having given up her bobbed hair, I can say with much enthusiasm that I no longer confuse Elisha Cuthbert with having a scrotum. That probably isn’t the compliment she was hoping for, but I assure you, Elisha, it’s a good thing. I can’t tell you how many times a Friday night has ended with me saying, “Oh… you have a scrotum. Bigger than mine.”
Published on April 16th, 2008
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Elisha Cuthbert has a new haircut
Source: theblemish.com
You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol days of the first season of 24. Well, weep no longer because Elisha changed her hairstyle. Now she looks like a real girl. With a vagina! What amazing powers her hair stylist must posses!
Published on March 26th, 2008
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Elisha Cuthbert has a new haircut
Source: theblemish.com
You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol days of the first season of 24. Well, weep no longer because Elisha changed her hairstyle. Now she looks like a real girl. With a vagina! What amazing powers her hair stylist must posses!
Published on March 26th, 2008
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Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert spotted making out at club
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Paris Hilton has popped into a lesbian bar on Sunset Boulevard twice in the past month, most recently with her friend Brittny Gastineau. Paris is rumored to be bisexual, and there were some suggestive photos leaked from her hacked blackberry in early 2005 of her kissing a gorgeous female MTV VJ from South America.
Paris Hilton and her House of Wax co-star Elisha Cuthbert have recently renewed their friendship and were supposedly spotted full-on making out at club Tenjune on Tuesday night in NY. Were they just fooling around for publicity or was it something more?
Paris Hilton’s film The Hottie and The Nottie comes out in theaters on February 8th. Surely her PDA with Elisha was honest and wasn’t meant for self promotion.
On New Year’s eve Paris was photographed kissing an unknown woman, also at a nightclub.
Paris and Elisha are shown in April, 2005 promoting House of Wax.
Yes Of Course Paris Hilton Was Making Out with Elisha Cuthbert
Source: evilbeetgossip.com
She desperately needs the publicity.
Everything’s all Britney, Britney, Britney these days.
What’s a girl to do?
The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who’s as big a trainwreck as Britney, without all that international superstardom baggage.
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
That’s cute.
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert made out
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005’s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
That’s what makes America so great. Two girls can act slutty at clubs, make out with each other and possibly fondle, no, HOPEFULLY fondle each other as well and they won’t even get stoned or set on fire or anything! What a sexy story! Um, but between you and me, it’s kind of sad that Elisha looks like that Australian party boy now.
Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini thing
Source: theblemish.com
Elisha Cuthbert used to be pretty hot and less mean. I’m sure of it. So, what’s up with these pictures? If she tried to hug me, I’d think Satan was trying to send one of his minions to take me to hell. Popping a boner would be the furthest thing from my mind. I’d be so freaked out, I’d start frantically looking for the nearest, sharpest object to stab her with. I would pretty much look like a cat being held over a swimming pool.
Published on January 2nd, 2008
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