Source: theblemish.com

A decrease in work due to a broken neck, two divorces and providing assistance to family and friends have created a black hole in Ed McMahon’s wallet and are reasons why his Beverly Hills mansion faces foreclosure. But, wait. Donald Trump is here to save the day. Trump plans to buy the mansion and lease it back to Ed McMahon.

Trump, who does not know McMahon personally, said it “would be an honor” to help out the man who spent three decades as Johnny Carson’s sidekick on The Tonight Show. “When I was at the Wharton School of Business I’d watch him every night.”

McMahon, 85, bought the six-bedroom house in January 1990. Down from a peak price of $7 million, the property was listed at a bargain $4.6 million last weekend, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Donald Trump won’t do anything unless he can get publicity out of it. Given two choices: donate anonymously to a charity or be in every magazine for a month by letting Britney Spears take a dump on him, he’d cup his hands in about half a second.

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Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

This is an audio clip of Donald Trump talking smack about former Penthouse Pet/Playboy model and clinical psychologist & sex author, Dr. Victoria Zdrok, who claimed to have dated him some years ago.

In an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine Zdrok dished about dating the Don, basically saying that he was an arrogant ass. Shocking!

She claims that Trump only talked about himself, constantly rambled about how he was much better looking off-camera, said his exes Marla Maples and Ivana Trump were ugly and skinny, and he often bragged, “Once you make love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.”

Oh my gawd, a little burp just came up. Stay down, lunch!

Anyhow, Trump caught wind of the article and responded via telephone to the man who originally interviewed Zdrok for the magazine, journalist Chaunce Hayden.

In the audio tape you hear Trump sound like the usual prick that he is, calling the girl a “f**king third-rate hooker,” and saying how completely unattractive that she is - far too ugly for him to date..

Look in the mirror fatass! Trump, you are seriously one of the most disgusting looking, crusty old f*cks in the business. You are overweight, have f*cked up hair, and a mangled face. There is nothing attractive about you! Your wife is simply a “third-rate hooker” for marrying your ass! He probably makes that bitch work for it too. I’m sure she has tasted his ass on more than a few occasions!

Dude, if you weren’t wealthy you’d be banging fat smelly bitches in trailer parks . . if you were lucky!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Donald Trump and wife Melania at the 68th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala, NYC, trying to look all gangsta..

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It looks like we will be finding out just how badly Donald Trump wants ratings for his next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Infamous wife murderer and former Heisman winner Orenthal James Simpson is doing his best to persuade Mr. Trump and NBC to allow him to appear on the hit show.

A source told the New York Post, “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

Oh, just a little! Bitch please. The only way they should allow Simpson on that show is if he was to be used as a prop in one of the tasks. Maybe he could be bent over an examination table and people could pay to stick a cattle prod up his ass or something.

Now that sh*t would bring in ratings. Heh.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“I would imagine that being her son is not fun. I know Rosie very well… She’s a very bad person.”

- Donald Trump takes another swing at Rosie O’Donnell after The Globe reported that she ‘bullies’ her 12-year-old son.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Donald Trump — who famously doesn’t drink alcohol — raises a toast at the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Las Vegas. Just what Las Vegas needed: another fucking hotel. Because there aren’t enough fabulously ornate edifices in that city for young girls to get wasted out of their heads and go home with old ugly dudes from Minnesota. We needed one more. Thanks, Mr. Trump.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Donald and Melania took little Barron — who turns two on March 20 — to a fundraising event for the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in Midtown.

This is one seriously adorable child. The Donald must be pissed that another ultra-wealthy Barron — cough cough — went and got himself a DUI, proving that no matter what an absurdly elitist name you choose to award your child, you can’t stop him from eventually behaving like a human being.

Meanwhile, on the Upper West Side, Barron’s 30-year-old half-brother Donald Jr took wife Vanessa to the American Museum of Natural History’s Winter Dance, where they were joined by Anne Hathaway, Tinsley Mortimer, Jessica Stam, Amanda Hearst, Ralph Lauren, Thom Filicia, and other people who you might imagine attend any manner of “Winter Dance” after the eighth grade. I don’t even think I attended the winter dance in eighth grade. I had my parents drop me off, then promptly went behind the school to get high while I let my boyfriend get to third base. Because even at age thirteen I understood that I was way too cool for anything called a Winter Dance. Apparently these folks never got the memo.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“Gene tried to pick up my beautiful daughter Ivanka. Now Gene’s a friend of mine and he’s a great guy, (but) I don’t want him with Ivanka.”

- Donald Trump on his former ‘apprentice’ Gene Simmons.

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Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Our favorite bitter-beer face, Donald Trump, will be making an appearance tonight on “Late Night with David Letterman” to promote his new reality show,“Celebrity Apprentice.”

Trump sounds off on a multitude of people and things, one being the writer’s strike. He says that, “David Letterman has handled it very well. I think they’re all handling it well. It’s a tough situation.”

But when asked about Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears, Trump wasn’t so enthusiastic.

“I don’t know what’s going on with that family. That family seems to be a mess. It’s a shame….You always have to blame the parents, at least to a degree. But ultimately they’re almost old enough to make a decision.”

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Source: seriouslyomg.com

David Letterman who returns with his writers tomorrow bumped Donald Trump for Robin Williams as his first guest according to NY Times. Donald Trump was originally scheduled as the first guest even before Letterman got the OK to come back, but once he got a better guest he moved him to later in the show. Of course Letterman’s people said this:

Mr. Williams is a member of SAG. Mr. Trump, who is not, could have appeared as the first night’s guest for Mr. Letterman, but he will now move to another night’s show, a spokesman for Worldwide Pants said.

Yeah that is why they bumped him. TV analysts are saying that Letterman will do better in the ratings than Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O’Brien becasue he has his writers and can "allegedly" get better guests because he made a deal with the WGA, but for some reason I think the others will win out. People are more curious to see how the other guys are going to handle the show without writers as compared to someone who will be handed all his jokes because he is unfunny without them. Seriously who would have written the Top 10 without them?

Actually I don’t think most people care who has writers and who doesn’t, they are just going to go back to the show they always watched. I know I will be watching the only one I have always been watching…so good luck Jimmy Kimmel I know you are going to kick a$$!!! 

Who are you guys going to watch?

UPDATE: Craig Ferguson will be returning with his writers also, but there has been no mention who will be first guests.