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What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.

Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just like Dita) for a while and broke up with him recently (just like Dita). Now she’s dressing like Dita, doing her makeup like Dita and styling her hair just like Dita.

If I was Dita, I’d start to be a little worried. Especially if Rachel comes up to her and asks to be her roommate. If Rachel does move in and a new puppy they buy is mysteriously thrown out the window, then it’s seriously time to call the cops before Rachel orally rapes her boyfriend while he’s sleeping.

Photos are of Evan Rachel Wood and then Dita Von Teese. Spot the differences.

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Dita Von Teese looks stunning in pretty much anything, but I have to say, this dress reminds me of Sigmund the Sea Monster!

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The Sun is reporting today on a video that’s surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.

This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it’s pretty hot.

Video is after the jump. It’s very NSFW.

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This is old news from months ago, but for some reason The Sun is reporting on it today. I’m going to go with it because I haven’t written about it yet. I don’t think.

A porno featuring Dita Von Teese, a blond and a double-sided dildo surfaced yesterday (Very NSFW video here). The burlesque dancer, real name Heather Sweet, filmed the movie before she became famous and way before she became the new face of Wonderbra. The Sun says

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

This can only help Wonderbra. This way when people are asked about the bra that magically increases your bust size they’ll think of Dita Von Teese in double-sided dildo action and get all horny. The only problem with this is men don’t wear bras. They just sniff them and occasionally jerk off into them. So I guess I was wrong. This probably won’t help Wonderbra at all.

Source: theblemish.com

Photographers these days no longer want to simply photograph a topless model. They want to be creative. They want their photos to be meaningful, powerful, spiritual. They want to cover models like Dita Von Teese with silver paint and send a message. Devil may care how vague it is. To this I say, stop. Just, stop. I like my topless women topless. I don’t want to be staring at a picture with my pants around my ankles trying to figure out whether I’m about to whack off to a chick with really big boobs or a creepy, life-like robot invented by some super smart Japanese researcher.

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Dita pictured in her 1990 high school yearbook and recently. [Splash via DailyMail.co.uk]

“As soon as I was of legal age I wanted to take my clothes off and be photographed recreating old pin-ups.”

- Soon after Dita Von Teese graduated high school, she began her transformation into the world famous burlesque dancer she is today.

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Man, Grammy night sure does bring out the worst in people.

Today we’re hearing reports that Dita Von Teese was “getting snuggly” with Backstreet Boy AJ McLean at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party.

Is she trying to find the anti Marilyn Manson? Or does AJ have a goth side the rest of us don’t know about?

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Seriously I am confused. Are these fashionistas or Robots?

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In case anyone cares.

Their divorce was official on Thursday.

Now Manson is free to make an honest woman of his 12-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. (I kid, I kid. She’s a full 20 years old. Manson is 38.) And Dita is free to find someone who deserves her luscious ass.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Other Dita Von Teese News:

Dita Von Teese Joins Victoria Beckham’s Fan Club (OSO) 

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