Source: theblemish.com

ET confirms that P. Diddy is tapped to guest star in two episodes of CBS’s CSI: Miami as a federal prosecutor.

‘Entertainment Tonight’, who broke the news of the music mogul’s appearance on the show, revealed P. Diddy’s character will have a conflict with David Caruso’s character Horatio and his team “not only on a case, but also in their personal lives” in the episodes, to be aired in early 2009.

Normally, I’d chide any network show that stunt casts someone like P. Diddy. However, in this case, I say go for it. CSI: Miami is ridiculous as it is. At some point, it stopped trying to even pretend to take itself seriously. If CSI: Miami was a relative, it’d be the second cousin who was dropped on their head at four months and now enjoys eating hamburgers with a side of glue. P. Diddy is like the saftey helmet that goes on top of this unfortunate child’s head.

Source: theblemish.com

Paris Hilton may have gotten voters into their respective polling places, but if Obama wins, it’s Diddy whose one vote put him into office. The man with the ridiculous name spoke with the AP and expressed that he felt like his vote was this country’s most important.

“I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had,” the hip-hop mogul said.

Oh, no, no, Diddy. It’s totally true. You want to know why? Because you are a millionaire rap mogul and by default, your one vote is worth far more than that of the millions of average people. That’s how our system works. That is what we fought for. That is democracy. So remember. When you guys are out at the polling booths, know that your vote doesn’t count and that little mark you’re making on that piece of paper is pointless. Diddy’s already got this in the bag.

Source: theblemish.com

Danity Kane is a band manufactured by Puff Daddy or something and Aubrey O’Day and a girl named D. Woods were kicked out of said band by Puff on Tuesday night. Puffy explained that he didn’t like the image Aubrey was giving the group and that her whorishness was alienating young fans. Which is foolishness, really. Who else will teach our youth about period sex? Who else will let our children know that bestiality isn’t just for sexual deviants anymore? Puff is making a big mistake. Fans will never be able to relate to the remaining members. People don’t even know their names. Granted, people didn’t even know Aubrey’s name either, but at least when someone referred to “that big whore in Danity Kane” we’d know exactly who they were talking about.

Source: theblemish.com

Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 round trip from LA to NYC has forced him to fly American Airlines of all things. Like a peon!

Diddy goes on to issue a plea to his Saudi Arabian brothers to send him some oil for his jet. Maybe they can drop it in the form of a care package via cargo plane using one of those fancy parachutes like the Red Cross does. C’mon. Diddy’s in dire straits here. What’s a struggling actor making $35 million a year to do?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

‘While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.  Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

- P. Diddy explains his grooming routine before a big night on the town . . like we care.

Source: theblemish.com

P. Diddy or Sean Combs or Diddy or whatever is known for throwing legendary parties so it’s no surprise The Daily Mail went to Diddy for party planning tips. The tips are pretty much what you’d expect. Make sure you invite a good range of people, pay attention to the details, make sure you have good food, drink, music and lighting. Oh, and most importantly, be sure to wax your balls and dab them with cologne before you head out.

Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Grooming’s very important and men owe it to women to make sure they’re well groomed.

I wax my privates. I’ll also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black. You can tell a lot by a man’s fragrance, and either you have good taste or you can smell like your grandfather. In everything I do, I visualise myself either putting clothes on or taking them off.

To summarize: Step 1: Invite people, Step 2: Prepare the venue, Step 3: Wax balls, Step 4: Cry in pain Have fun?

Source: theblemish.com

In a shocking turn of events, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name back to Puff Daddy, the moniker that he earned his fame with.

“They call me Puff Daddy… he’s back,” the mogul raps on the remix of O’Neal McKnight’s single “Check Your Coat.” (McKnight is Combs’ former stylist.)

“Yeah you heard me right - I said Puff Daddy,” he continues. “I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy shit.”

Combs also posted on his MySpace page: “This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

And yet, still, no one cares. Weird, huh?

Source: theblemish.com

Diddy’s kids can’t get no love from People Magazine. Sources at the New York Post say this:

“They gave him lousy placement [in the Feb. 12, 2007] issue when Kim [Porter] had his twins, D’Lila Star and Jessie James.” If People paid anything for the photos, it was a tiny fraction of the $6 million the weekly allegedly paid for the images of the J.Lo twins.”

People Magazine also panned Diddy’s performance in “A Raisin in the Sun”:

“The one problem: Sean Combs . . . he stands there blinking, baby-faced, unable to leap into the actresses’ ring of fire.”

What do you expect? Diddy isn’t an actor. The producers probably needed some press and decided to give Diddy a chance. Just like when no one took him seriously as a rapper. Do you know why? Because he’s not a rapper! The guy’s a dancer. His talent is business. He’s the first hip-hop guy to understand endorsements, product placement and the artist as a Brand.

But Diddy, People paid $6 million for pictures of two half man-half rat babies. What does this say about your kids? You should’ve stayed with J. Lo. Your kids may have been prettier, though they might’ve been a bundle of teeth and ass.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Remember that LA Times story we called bullshit on, like, weeks ago?

The LA Times called bullshit on it today, too.

“In relying on documents that I now believe were fake, I failed to do my job,” said Chuck Philips, the reporter behind a story accusing Sean “Diddy” Combs of being behind a shooting of Tupac. “I’m sorry.”

The Deputy Managing Editor made a statement of his own: We should not have let ourselves be fooled. That we were is as much my fault as Chuck’s. I deeply regret that we let our readers down.”

So there you go.

I was right, the mainstream media was wrong.

Hooray!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Here’s Diddy showing off his twin daughters — D’Lila Star and Jessie James — at the finale of Making the Band.

Now I’m not one to make fun of babies, but these girls seriously look like they’re about to throw down. I’m afraid of them.