Archive for the ‘Demi Moore’ Category
They were nothing before Robb Parr
Source: theblemish.com
Former personal trainer to the stars and unnecessary consonant enthusiast, Robb Parr, has a new book coming out titled “Star Quality.” In it, he tells of how celebrities like Demi Moore, Madonna and Naomi Watts were unshapely beasts before they met him.
“[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, by movie-star standards, thick overall. To taper her waist, we decided to accentuate her shoulders, creating a V-shape. We trimmed her thighs, shaving off some of the excess fat from above her knees, and accentuated her butt, further emphasizing her waist.” As for Madonna, whom Parr also whipped into shape, “When [she] and I started working together, she was very soft . . .” As for Aussie cutie Naomi Watts, she came to Parr “fleshy, and we needed to trim and tighten so that she would fit the mold of a bikini-clad babe.”
And when exercise didn’t work, Demi Moore got plastic surgery. Oh, snap!
By the way, was it Robb’s plan to make Madonna look like She-Hulk? I bet even her cooch is buff and that people parise her all the time for her vaginal dexterity.
Demi Moore has a secret
Source: theblemish.com
Demi Moore was on David Letterman last night where she took the time to share the secret to her eternal beauty. Ever the pioneer of cutting edge alternative nonsense for health and healing, Demi recounted the time she was in Austria to do a cleansing and part of the treatment was putting leeches on her body to detoxify her blood. Demi is convinced that it works and will be going back for more.
“It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You b*****d’. Then you relax and work on your breathing just to kind of relax.
“You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it’s stumbling out of the bar.”
Miss Moore explained how she prepared herself for the leeches. “You have to do a turpentine bath first - that’s part of the therapy,” she said.
Thirsty: the actress says the little critters left her feeling ‘revitalized’
“The other thing I found out is that leeches don’t like hair so if you are hairy be prepared to do some shaving or waxing - they much prefer a Brazilian.”
Whatever freak. I’ll stick to the gym. My happy place where I can stay healthy and stare at girls’ asses in short shorts without being judged. Unless they turn around. Then I’m screwed.
Published on March 25th, 2008
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More Tallulah!
Source: evilbeetgossip.com
Rumer may finally be on her way out!
Demi Moore brought Tallulah Belle to the NYC screening of Flawless.
No Rumer in sight!
This is probably because Rumer lives in LA and the screening was in NY, but I like to think it’s because the Moore-Willis family has finally decided to disown her.
Bruce Willis was also there, with model Emma Hemming, who I assume is one of his hos in different area codes.
Demi Moore Insists She Isn’t Afraid of Aging
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Despite rumors of her spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery, Demi Moore says she isn’t afraid of getting old.
Demi, who is now 45, insists it’s not the age you are, but how you feel on the inside.
How the inside of your pocketbook looks might have something to do with it as well..heh.
She said, “It’s important not to get yourself obsessed about that because it’s a game you’re going to lose. If you think you’re old and feel you’re done growing, then you are going to have a stale life around you.”
She adds, “I place an importance on remembering not to take myself too seriously because I certainly have in the past.”
So do you believe her or do you think she is as full of crap as I do?
I think she is the one in today’s blind items (few posts below) who is spending time with her husband on set, worried about him straying. Think about it, she did it when he was starring opposite Cameron Diaz last year. Remember that? Face it, she’s a Hollywood star who has a lot of competition and a very much younger husband.
Sure, not all leading women in Hollywood are into botox, hair extentions and looking perfect all the time, but she’s not one of them.
Madonna & Prince to host competing Oscar parties
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Vanity Fair canceled their Oscar party a month ago. This was a huge deal in Hollywood, as that party was THE party of the Oscars. It was very “seen and be seen.” Say that in a snooty voice and you get the picture. If you spent too much time at any other party, you weren’t someone to be bothered with. Vanity Fair did this for two reasons, one official, and one not so much. The official spiel was that they were doing it in solidarity with the (then) striking writers. The unofficial reason was that everyone assumed the Oscars would either be canceled, announced in a press conference format, or held in the usual way but without writers so it would really, really suck. And though the writers are back, the party is still canceled. So what will our dear celebs do to keep themselves entertained and pleasantly drunk? Well luckily Madonna and Prince are hosting competing parties that are supposedly very A-list. Talk about a battle of the divas.
One contender to fill this black-tie social vacuum is the party Madonna, her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore have put together at the last minute.
Whether this affair becomes an annual event hasn’t been decided.
The party, to be held in a home in the Westside hills, will begin around 9 p.m. A few hundred people are invited, although this number will probably expand. One person who’s seen the guest list said, “Everybody’s on it. It gives the A-list Vanity Fair crowd someplace to go to. It will probably be pared down to where it’s 85% talent, not a lot of suits.”
But even if this party skims off some of the celebrity cream, the Governors Ball will still be the major draw. “It’s the biggest game in town,” said one exec. “This is going to put the glamour back into the ball.”
[From Variety]
But just in case you’re not a fan of Madonna or Demi, there’s always Prince’s backup party. Though something tells me if you don’t like Madge, you probably don’t like Prince either. No word on the dress for the event, though I’m guessing it’s something hokey like “Purple Tie.”
The diminutive divo has quietly cornered the market on exclusive awards parties. One source familiar with the RSVP list says names include “Katie and Tom, Will Smith, Salma and Penelope.”
While previous parties have been held in hotel suites, this year’s will take place at Prince’s new home in Benedict Canyon. But not everyone has scored a golden ticket.
Leven Rambin gushed at the W magazine party at Sunset Tower that she had just been invited. (And for more on her controversial new role in “Lipstick Jungle,” check out my Oscars blog.)
But across town at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where Academy Award nominee Ruby Dee was being honored by Black Enterprise magazine, the party was news to her.
[From Gatecrasher]
Oooohh, the drama! How can everyone’s party really be the most exclusive? Everyone claims they’re only inviting the A-list, yet there’s hundreds of people coming – they can’t all be A. Somehow Tara Reid always ends up at one of those things, which instantly demotes the whole fiesta down to C-list. In other (happy) Oscar news, Paris Hilton has been banned this year, as confirmed by multiple media outlets. Supposedly she “cried hot, salty tears” according to an oft-quoted source. Doesn’t that just make you feel like all is right with the world?
‘Flawless’ Trailer
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Check out the trailer to Michael Cain and Demi Moore’s new film, ‘Flawless’, a diamond heist thriller set in the swinging 60s, in London.
Demi Moore plays Laura Quinn, a bright, driven and beautiful executive at the London Diamond Corporation who finds herself frustrated by a glass ceiling after years of faithful employment, as man after man is promoted ahead of her despite her greater experience.
Michael Caine is Hobbs, the nighttime janitor at London Diamond who is virtually invisible to the executives that work there, but over the years has amassed a startling amount of knowledge about how the company runs. Hobbs has his own bone to pick with London Diamond.
Observing Laura’s frustration, he convinces her to help him execute an ingenious plan to steal a hefty sum in diamonds. But unbeknownst to Laura, Hobbs plans go even farther than he’s let on, and together they set in motion a thrilling heist of dizzying proportions, the likes of which London has never seen.
Flawless hits theaters March 28th!
Are Gwen Stefani and Demi Moore showing off their baby bumps?
Source: seriouslyomg.com
There have been rumors that both Gwen Stefani and Demi Moore are pregnant. Judging for those photos it looks like Gwen Stefani is and Demi is not.
BTW what is up with both of them holding their hands like that?
Demi celebrates Ashton’s 29th birthdayday with Bruce Willis
Source: www.celebitchy.com
I have been consistently impressed by the relationship between Demi Moore, new husband Ashton Kutcher and ex-husband Bruce Willis. Though you hear a lot of unpleasant things about Moore, you can’t argue that she’s been pretty mature about her divorce and friendship with Bruce. Some people have said they just do it for the kids, like that’s a bad thing. How in the world could it be a negative to keep up a friendly relationship with your kids’ other parent? Bruce and Demi are occasionally spotted out having lunch together, so it seems like they are genuinely cool with each other.
This weekend Demi had a birthday party for Ashton’s 29th, and keeping to form, the whole family was invited - Bruce included.
Ashton Kutcher’s 29th birthday party was nothing if not unconventional.
The Punk’d star rang in the occasion with his wife 45-year-old wife Demi Moore - and her ex husband Bruce Willis.
The unlikely trio dined at a LA restaurant on Saturday, along with Demi and Bruce’s children Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and 13-year-old Tallulah Belle.
Far from being uncomfortable, Ashton and Bruce, 52, appeared to revel in each other’s company and even indulged in a moment of playful wrestling.
[From the Daily Mail]
Demi recently commented on the transition the entire family went through when she and Ashton got married. She was incredibly generous in her descriptions of what everyone went through. “It wasn’t a piece of cake. It wasn’t automatic or easy. It took diligence and effort and even enduring awkwardness, and a lot of general giving on my part and Bruce’s part. And really, tremendously, on Ashton’s part.” Though their family unit is certainly unconventional, can you imagine how much better a lot of divorced kids would feel if their parents had been that cool with each other? Though Bruce and Demi’s daughter Rumer gets a lot of crap for her appearance, you generally don’t hear about their daughters much in the media. And frankly if any celebuspawn of parents that famous were misbehaving, you know the paparazzi would be all over it. It shows that being decent to each other can only do good.
Picture Note by JayBird: Here’s the family (minus Scout LaRue) at the Live Free or Die Hard premiere. Images thanks to PR Photos.
