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Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila’s girlfriend and daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is being sued today by Jaroslaw Jarczok for unspecified damages. Jaroslaw, a security guard for Ceasar’s Palace, was attacked by Courtenay in a drunken rage last August at PURE Nightclub.

The debacle began when Courtenay was stopped for being “intoxicated from alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.” Jaroslaw arrested her which led to him being hit in the face and then suffering the greatest humiliation of all. Being told off by Courtenay Semel. According to the suit, she said: “Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?…Google me, you dumb fuck.” Now he claims along with the humiliation, he’s “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

It looks like Jaroslaw did Google her and found out her net worth. Hence, the completely frivolous lawsuit. Furthermore, I don’t think you can sue someone for embarrassing you. Can you? If that’s the case, then you girls who laughed at my package are going to be verrry sorry.

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It seems Tila Tequila is going all the way with her bi-sexual gimmick. After two seasons of trying to find love on reality tv, she’s finally settled on the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Courtenay Semel. Now they even make public appearances together and fame whore off each other. This makes them celebrities and apparently, gives them the idea that they can do whatever they want. Which is why Courtenay was cited for battery on Tuesday.

According to law enforcement sources in Las Vegas, it all went down outside of Pure nightclub when a boozed up Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, “smacked” a security guard in the back of the head on her way out of the place.

You’d think security guards in Vegas would be tough, but when Courtenay smacked him, he froze for a second and as he stood there stunned, brain registering what had happened, he opened his mouth wide and began to cry. A security guard is not unlike a 2-year-old. Take that into consideration next time you’re feeling punchy.

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Samantha Ronson wasn’t Lindsay Lohan’s first female lover a source tells News of the World. Months before Ronson, Lindsay was with Courtenay Semel and even shared a place together (some evidence to their relationship here). At the time, Lindsay was confused about her sexuality and never went public as she did with Samantha for fear of ruining her career. Allegedly, when Lindsay was with Semel, she would bang a lot of dudes and snort a lot of coke in an attempt to “suppress her urges”.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

Lindsay’s relationship with both Semel and Ronson devolved into a warped love triangle before Semel, tired of the men Lindsay kept bringing home, moved out and Ronson became her true love.

Hollywood seems fun. The only love triangle I ever had was a heart I drew on a valentine that sort of looked like a triangle. It didn’t lead to bi-sexuality and coke fueled orgies though. It was more stifled laughter which turned into frenzied pointing and ear shattering guffaws. I wish I could just forget yesterday.

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Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian or so Page Six implies. Lindsay is supposedly rooming with Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. The two were seen holding hands at a housewarming party for Los Angeles “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria. I’m not sure how one obtains the title of “Power Lesbian”, but I bet it’s exciting.

“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always together.”

A rep for Lohan told Page Six, “The two are good friends, nothing more.”

I’m not sure what those quotes have to do with becoming a power lesbian. I think I asked for specific details. Is there some sort of ceremony? I’d love to sit in on one especially if it involves nudity and lesbianism. Unless we’re talking about the ugly kind of lesbians. In that case, DO NOT WANT!

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Remember this chick from the Joe Simpson-produced Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive? I can’t believe I watched that crap, but I did, and she was annoying as all hell on it. She’s the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, Terry Semel.

Anyway, she’s Lindsay’s new BFF-and-maybe-more. From Page Six:

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.

The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always
together.”

I think it’s great that Lindsay has a friend, even if it’s a spoiled rich brat like Courtenay Semel. As long as Lindsay’s not drinking, she’s headed in the right direction. I don’t need her fucking up anymore: I HAVE JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS NOW!!!!

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