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Christina Aguilera used to have tits so big that when she held her baby, he could never feel the warmth of his mother. Instead, he was comforted by two lifeless, surprisingly malleable, bags of saline. Now it seems all that has changed. Here she is at the launch of L’Agence Clothing and also at Fred Segal showing off her cleavage. It’s a stark contrast to her chest of yore. Breast reduction or clothes? You decide.

The answer is breast reduction

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Check it out. Ten photos of Christina Aguilera turning her head to the left. Amazing! Remember guys. You saw it here first. And if you didn’t, just say you did.

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Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. What if no one is around to help her up? She’ll just be a sack of boobs face down on the ground, screaming at the pavement in earnest. Any passerby would probably think she’s crazy and leave her to die. My god, be careful Christina.

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An old Christina Aguilera David LaChapelle photoshoot from an issue of Interview magazine in 2004 has been floating around today. The blown up picture of Christina is possibly photoshopped, but you’ve masturbated to CGI before so this shouldn’t stop you. Two more from her X-Tina days just because.

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Christina Aguilera was a guest on Larry King last night and the interview turned awkward really quick. Larry said that Christina is known for being a soft singers, but Christina corrects him saying she belts it out. Larry tries to save himself exclaiming he must have gotten mixed up. It’s a great excuse to use when you’re old. Like, when I’m 90 I’ll be walking in the supermarket and I’ll squeeze some girl’s boobs. When she asks what I’m doing, I’ll just say, “Oh, I thought you were my wife. My mistake,” and let out a little chuckle. But then the joke will be on me because I’ll most likely forget where I live.

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If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m pretty sure I am, these pictures of Christina Aguilera partying at LAX seem to indicate that when sexy, big breasted girls dance, they enjoy touching or even putting their fingers in their vagina. Armed with this knowledge, I’m confident I’ll be a big hit at the next club I go to.

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Christina Aguilera at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas on May 31st, looking like her usual clown-faced self.

Her boobs are too big! She used to have such a cute little petite frame. Those massive funbags don’t help her look any smaller after having her first child.  Maybe that’s why she always has a coat on over her dresses these days. But she still likes to showcase those bad boys!

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Christina Aguilera and simian husband Jordan Bratman’s foray into parenthood hasn’t stopped them from enjoying sexy skinny dips in their pool. The two can be often heard splashing around in the moonlight and disturbing the old people living near them.

“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a source. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

One thing the old people can do is throw their used Depends over the wall, into their pool. I’m pretty sure a diaper full of feces exploding into the heated water will kill any mood. But, that’s just me. For all I know, monkey boy Bratman might start flinging the poo around in a fit of ecstasy.

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“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”

- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

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Here’s Xtina in her new set of ads for Stephen Webster jewelry.

Says Webster:

“She was a real coup for us. She’s our longest-term regular client and the right age for the brand. We think she’s in the most glamorous period of her life right now, and she is the main source of inspiration behind the collection.”

Interestingly enough, I don’t particularly like the jewelry — I think it’s heavy and overwrought — but I love Christina here. I think she looks gorgeous.