Source: theblemish.com
Guess who else was down at Miami Beach? Everyone’s favorite fellatio giver, Chloe Sevigny. Her career may have died after The Brown Bunny but her Gollum-like mannerisms sure didn’t. So pretty.
Source: evilbeetgossip.com
Chloe Sevigny takes a break from being the Gold Standard of Fashion to attend some manner of sporting event and, ya know, eat popcorn.
Source: evilbeetgossip.com
I don’t think I have to reiterate how much I hate Chloe Sevigny’s sense of “style.”
Here’s how I feel about Chloe’s ensemble choices: you know how, when you’re really sad, those “deep” people in your life are all like, “Look, you need to feel sadness every now and then. If you didn’t feel sadness, you’d never appreciate happiness. Sadness is a blessing.” And you want to fucking smack those people across their smug little faces and be like “That is such bullshit. Couldn’t I just feel fine the rest of the time? I’d still appreciate happiness, wouldn’t I? I’d just move seamlessly between the realms of A-OK and fucking elated, and I’d notice the difference, and appreciate it just fine, and I’d never be sad. You didn’t think that far ahead, did you, Buddha? So why don’t you be helpful by packing the bowl and then meditating somewhere far away?”
Okay, I know that didn’t make sense.
But I feel like Chloe sees herself as the anti-fashion. Like, if we didn’t have Chloe to showcase everything that could possibly be awful about fashion, how could we appreciate good fashion?
We’d be just fine, Chloe. Just fine.
Anyway.
Everything about this outfit makes me feel itchy. It hurts me just to look at her.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I must say that Chloe Sevigny almost looks better au naturelle than all made up.
Source: CelebUtopia.net
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
What? It’s fashion, people.
God, I love Chloe Sevigny. Seriously, if things don’t work out with me and Jaslene, I’d give her a shot.
Source: theblemish.com
A reporter tried to pay Chloe Sevigny a compliment by telling her she’s sexier than the socialite Paris Hilton. She didn’t seem to like that too much and responded,
“Well, I don’t find trashy sexy, so I’ll try to take that as a compliment.”
This is the same girl who starred in the Brown Bunny. Who, against the advice of everybody around her, sucked off Vincent Gallo on camera because she trusted his “vision.” This would be like me making fun of a homeless guy while I rooted through the dumpster to find dinner. Clearly there’s a difference. He lives in a box. I live in a crack house. Keyword: house.
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