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Nice Gut

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Man, did she swallow a bowling ball or what?

Looking terrible as usual, Britney heads home after dinner out on the town.
I’m surprised she hasn’t bitten those nails off yet..they are about the only thing on her that isn’t in shambles!

Everyone wonders why Britney gets such nasty extensions. Well, I don’t care how expensive a weave you throw on this bitch, it’s going to end up looking like this. She’s dirty and doesn’t take care of herself. Period.

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Published on June 17th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Hairstyles, Celebrity Weight, Hair, Weight
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Ali Larter

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“I just remember sitting in my trailer hysterically crying from the embarrassment I felt about myself, about my body.”

- Ali Larter was devastated after producers for the show, Heroes, told her she needed to lose weight.

Is the Skank Pregnant?

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Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

TMZ Discusses Kirstie Alleys Weight Gain / Pot Calls Kettle “Fat”

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Kirstie Alley Rides The Fatty Roller Coaster (TMZ Exclusive)

So everyone is freaking out about Kirstie Alley gaining weight once again.

After months of being out of the spotlight Alley reemerged publicly looking heavy and back to her former weight. Despite having announced back in February that she would be launching her own diet plan to help those who suffer from yo-yo dieting, it appears she has fallen victim to her old ways.

TMZ released this video of a female staffer talking about Alley’s weight gain. The only problem? She’s not exactly a size 0 either. In fact the woman in the video who calls Kirstie Alley “huge” could probably use a phone call to Jenny herself.

Please Tell Me This is Just a Bad Pic!

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Daily Mail published this photograph of Colin Farrell, 32, looking like a manorexic barfly!

The pic was taken last weekend in Spain. It shows Colin looking terribly bony and gaunt with his eyes bugging out.

Has Colin been partying his ass off and skipping lunches or what? He looks sick, really. His clothes are just draping off him! He used to rock quite a bod, but it looks like that’s changed.

I am hoping this pic is just one of those terrible shots that the paps live for - and not proof of Colin drinking/snorting himself to death!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Beth Ditto

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“If you’re out there, gay boys, tell that fat girl following you around, laughing at all your jokes that you think she’s beautiful! Tell her she’s fat and ­beautiful, and she’ll think sweet about you well into her 20’s…eternal.”

- Gossip’s Beth Ditto on her MySpace page

Britney’s New Body, My Ass

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Another week, another tabloid cover about Britney Spears‘ weight.

She’s fat, she’s skinny! She’s fat, she’s skinny! I swear, can’t the gossip rags come up with any new material?

Next week they will be spotlighting her ponch and starting the pregnancy rumors again. Egad.

That Ass Will Eat You Out of the House!

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Kim Kardashian and her large ass

Kim Kardashian loves her junk food. And from what we can tell, so does her ass.

Kim vowed to eat better this year, in fact, that was her New Years resolution. Of course she made the promise after chowing down deep fried Oreo cookies. I’m sure the ass made her do it.

Kim says, “I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so. It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”

Kardashian was in Orlando Sunday where she paid a visit to the International House of Pancakes. She really wanted to eat something healthy but her ass the menu got the best of her.

“I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”

But Kim adds that having a personal trainer helps to keep her weight under control.

“I’ve got a personal trainer who keeps me active. I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I’ve actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I’m going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They’re short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it’s a really good workout.”

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Jennifer Lopez at the ‘Shine a Light’ Premiere, NYC

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Christina Aguilera

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“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”

- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

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