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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces, they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

- Tommy Lee says he and ex-wife Pamela Anderson are together once again.

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Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

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People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

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People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

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AP: Why take your search for a new best friend to the reality-TV world?

Paris Hilton: Well I did ”The Simple Life” for five seasons. I had a great time. I love reality TV. It’s my favorite to watch. When I was approached with this idea I just thought it would be so much fun, being a producer on the show as well, having boys and girls move into a house all vying to be my best friend, I just thought it’d be fun and I’d also like to meet some new friends.

AP: Do you think you can find a real, lasting friendship this way? Do you have a preference of male or female?

I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.

AP: Like what?

Just being in the media, just someone who’s not going to care about that, just someone who cares about me.

AP: What are some of the qualities you’re looking for in a new best friend?

Just someone who’s fun, someone who I can trust and just someone who, I don’t know, just someone to get along with that is not going to screw me over. Just someone to have a great time with.

AP: You recently found a new best friend in Benji Madden. What are some of the challenges in finding friends you click with?

It is hard meeting new people. Most of my friends I’ve had my entire life, like obviously my sister and Nicole Richie have been with me forever. So when I meet new people, I’m always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend. I can usually just tell by when we’re out in public and there’s paparazzi around, I see, you know, who gets a little bit too excited or whatever. I can tell how those people are.

AP: Because it’s a show, it’s possible that some contestants might be more interested in being on TV than being your best friend. How will you determine people’s sincerity?

We’re at MTV right now and just going over all the challenges and different things we’re going to be putting the contestants through. I can’t really tell because they’re all top secret.

AP: How has this experience been different from ”The Simple Life” and your feature-film work?

This is like completely different. ”The Simple Life” was more fish-out-of-water, Nicole and I just doing things we’ve never done.

AP: What kinds of things appeal to you when you’re looking at the videos on ParisBFF.com?

Just people who are fun, people who I know are going to be great on TV, people who have fun personalities, they’re not shy, the people who tell their deepest secrets, people who are open to being honest and having a great time. That’s what my show’s about.

AP: Talk about your role as executive producer.

Actually I was a producer of ”The Simple Life” as well. Well, just being in control of everything and making all the decisions and just really being on top of everything, coming up with ideas. The casting process, with ”The Simple Life” I didn’t do all that, so this has been a lot of work but a lot of fun as well.

AP: What else is going on with you?

I’ve just been traveling for a while and just launched my clothing line and my shoe line. I’m just getting ready for my movie - ”Repo! The Genetic Opera” is coming out soon. So I’m just getting ready for that.

AP: With all your projects, do you still have time for fun?

Not as much as I used to when I was younger. But I’m always traveling. I have a lot of businesses I run. Everything is so successful so it feels really great and I’d rather be working than doing anything else.

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I guess, if you consider silicone a good thing.

I’m certainly not against having your boobs done, but good lawd, woman! Having mammoth tits like that is just asking to be critiqued. How can you look at Jodie Marsh and NOT think she’s an easy bimbo? She might a well have an eye tattooed on each mound since that’s the only thing people see when they look at her. Oh, and her f*cked up nose..

Can you imagine trying to sleep with those things flopping around? Forget sleeping on your stomach! They look sloppy, uncomfortable and really don’t do much for her figure.

Guys, chime in, Hot or NOT?

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Paris Hilton was banned from a Russia’s Hyatt Hotel in Moscow after writing on the wall of her suite.

Paris reportedly did a photoshoot in the room and wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008‘ on the wall in black marker.

Not a smart thing to do being as the suite goes for a whopping $16,000 a night. The wallpaper she wrote on was pretty spendy as well. She was fined $9000 for being such a moron.

A Hyatt rep says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Well yeah, think about it. Having her name signed in your suite is enough to make you want to get a room elsewhere. It might as well have been a biohazard sign on the wall!

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This story is just a little frightening. In fact, you’ll probably be repulsed.

British skin slut, Alicia Douvall, a supposed former ‘glamor model’, professional groupie, and cosmetic surgery queen, has a 12-year-old daughter who wants to be just like her.

Douvall, who has had over 50 cosmetic surgery procedures, (including 12 breast surgeries) and is known for her nipple slips and rendezvous’s with celebrities (Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Diddy), has set precedence for her daughter Georgia’s future behavior.

Little Georgia turned 13 recently, and for her birthday she asked her mother for three things. Alicia told Closer magazine, “Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job.”

She adds, “I was surprised because I didn’t know she was worried about her flat chest. She’s such a quiet girl, she doesn’t say a lot.”

Oh, but when she does. Heh. You know what they say about the quiet ones..

Alicia says appearance has always been important in her family. “My mum always taught me to take care of my appearance and that’s all I’ve taught Georgia. Surgery’s just the modern-day next level.”

Too bad they can’t operate on those feet.

Proving how completely f*cking delusional this woman is, she says she is going to make Geogia ‘wait’ until she is 16-years-old before getting implants. Way to hold out.

She says, “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She’s been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She’ll be more famous than Britney!”

Georgia has seen her mother undergo so many changes that she thinks it’s completely normal. She also thinks surgery is the perfect remedy for un-perfect parts.

“I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it’s normal to have surgery if something’s not quite right.”

But it doesn’t end there. The little girl wants to be a lingerie model and her mother supports her. In fact, so much so, that Alicia has changed her daughter’s name to a catchier, flashier one. You know, something stage friendly, like a porn star.

Georgia now goes by the name of ‘Destiny‘.

She says, “I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer’s name. But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it.”

Little Georgia seemingly oblivious to all the fuss simply says, “I don’t mind which one I’m called. It was Mum’s idea.”

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Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.

She said,

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Bwahaha. Awesome visual.

Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

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