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”Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.”

- Lionel Richie on the joys of being Nicole Richie’s father.

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“I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

- Robert Downey Jr. says in 2003 he was driving a car filled with “tons of f**king dope” when he stopped at the restaurant. Something about the experience made him throw all of the drugs he had into the Pacific Ocean and decide to clean up his life.

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“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.”

- Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to know how to cook.

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“My dad lives in Montana in a tepee, and he gets cold, so he comes up to my house for the winters and stays in the garage. He’s got an air mattress set up for him; it’s very comfortable. I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels… it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage.”

- Shia LaBeouf’s 60-year-old dad, Jeffrey, sometimes lives in the garage of his home

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“I had a very unsafe and unstable childhood about 10 months out of the year. I didn’t have my normal, natural little-girl needs met. I was left on my own a great deal. There was a time when I skipped a whole week of school because my mom was on the road, I didn’t have a ride and I’d gotten ashamed of calling friends. I had my first childhood depression at eight - severe, intense, hole-in-the-soul loneliness. No one noticed.”

- Ashley Judd says she has battled depression since childhood

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“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”

- Spencer Pratt responds to Bruce Jenner saying he is a bad influence on his son, Brody Jenner

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“I still don’t really spend my money in silly ways. I don’t go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn’t believe I’d bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels. They were black and ornate with gold on the back and carving on the heel. They were $600. Up to that point I think the most I had ever pair for a pair of shoes was $30. That was a really big deal for me and I have to admit that since then I’ve gone crazy with the shoe thing. That’s where I spend my money and it’s really bad.”

- Megan Fox is grateful to be able to finally afford designer shoes

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“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron. And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

- Hayden Panettiere says she would have a lesbian affair with a few leading ladies.

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“I have my vices and that includes women. Not that I have time for relationships as such, but that doesn’t mean I have to live like a monk, right? As vices go, women are right up there with my favorites. In fact, women are probably the best vice in the world. I try to be respectful but sometimes women are looking for more commitment than I’m able or willing to give. I can’t commit myself to one woman for any length of time. But I love their company intensely.”

- Shia LaBeouf admits his favorite vice is women.

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Hugh Hefner says it best..

“To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos..I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”