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Amy Winehouse better hold on to her money, because really folks, how much longer will people pay to see the junkie trainwreck perform half-assed shows?

In the meantime, Amy is still a hot commodity.

Russian billionaire, Roman Abramavich, offered Crackhouse a whopping $2 million to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery in Moscow on Thursday.

Winehouse, who can use the cash, has been spending tons of dough on paying inmates to look after her Blake-Incarcerated. And of course, smack.

Amy flew from London to Moscow and when they landed Amy was a mess. Winehouse’s performance was scheduled for 10:30pm but was two hours late as people behind the scenes tried to sober her up enough to sing for the crowd.

When she emerged she walked down a red carpet lined with red lights. The NY Post described the runway as “guiding her like a damaged aircraft down a runway.” Heh.

As she performed she chain smoked, at one point hurling her lighter into the crowd, she was unsteady on her feet and her short dress revealed to some unlucky guests that she wasn’t wearing panties.

A source said, “I heard that her singing was a little sloppy But she still put on a terrific show.”

More like a freak show.

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You’re not the only one feeling the pinch with the struggling economy, even celebrities are having a hard time paying their bills.

Another celebrity’s home is in foreclosure, former heavyweight champion, Evander Holyfield. The fighter’s Georgia estate, worth a whopping $10 million will be auctioned by a bank on July 1.

Apparently Holyfield is also behind on child-support payments. Understandably, he is refusing to comment on the matter.

Other recent celebrity foreclosures include Marion Jones, Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson and Jose Canseco.

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Candy Spelling is still enjoying her children’s inheritance on the Las Vegas slots.

It was one year ago that Candy hit $200,000 on a high roller slot machine at the Bellagio, and last weekend she did it again, to the tune of $180,000.

I love how TMZ is reporting that she is a lucky gambler and has won all this cash. Let me tell you something, more than likely she spent MORE than $380,000 to win that money. I worked in a casino for years and if she’s gambling at the high roller machines -and often - I guarantee you she is not “up” $380K.

Who cares anyway. Bitch is worth over $600 million and still looks like Porky Pig.

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In a recent interview Paris Hilton was asked about her grandfather leaving most of his billions to assorted charities instead of the Hilton’s themselves.

It was a question Paris didn’t really care for..heh. Like the dumb bitch doesn’t have enough money already.

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Heidi Montag and self important boyfriend Spencer Pratt treated themselves to a nice dinner with a couple of friends at a Los Angeles restaurant Saturday night…camera crew in tow, no doubt.

Their bill came to a total of $783. Included on the tab was 12 shots of Platinum Patron which runs $60 a shot! Spencer, being the man that he is, flipped the bill, but only left $800. That means a mere $17 tip for the lucky waitress who was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of waiting on these morons.

Once filming had stopped, the waitress went to the producer of the show and asked about the whopping 2% tip. He then forked out $60 of his own money, bringing the total tip to just under 10%. Not excellent tipping skills.

So waitstaff and bartenders in L.A. take note, and don’t do these two any favors.

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“I still don’t really spend my money in silly ways. I don’t go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn’t believe I’d bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels. They were black and ornate with gold on the back and carving on the heel. They were $600. Up to that point I think the most I had ever pair for a pair of shoes was $30. That was a really big deal for me and I have to admit that since then I’ve gone crazy with the shoe thing. That’s where I spend my money and it’s really bad.”

- Megan Fox is grateful to be able to finally afford designer shoes

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Ricky Martin has bought his own island for a reported $8 million dollars.

He had been considering the purchase for months according to the Mexican newspaper El Universal. The private island is just off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

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Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years prison in Florida today on tax evasion charges after a jury found him guilty in February.

Snipes failed to pay taxes for three years resulting in the government claiming he owed nearly $3 million dollars. However, his attorneys claim that he owes only $228,000.

His lawyers requested that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges limit their client’s sentence in a hearing this morning. They thought he should get no prison time and no fine. Instead, he received the maximum penalty.

Snipes was acquitted of three other similar misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of tax fraud and conspiracy.

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Linday Lohan just keeps landing the golden roles.

Lohan, who’s trying to get her career back on the ground, recently landed a role playing one of Charles Manson’s followers as we reported earlier this week. On the heels of that news is word that she has also accepted the role of a nymphomaniac waitress in the upcoming film, Florence.

Lindsay’s worth as an actress has definitely taken a nosedive. Stints in rehab, erratic behavior and being known as a party girl have taken a toll on her career. The actress, who once made multiple millions for her roles, is only being paid $75,000 for her latest assignment.

I bet a reality show isn’t sounding so bad to Linds right about now.. “Firecrotch Love” anyone?

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As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.

What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.

Artists Rendering: Daily Mail

Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.

Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.

He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him.  Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago.  Heh.

Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.

Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.

If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.

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