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Some juicy blind items! We haven’t done these in awhile, and they are so much fun!

From the New York Post:

• Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He’s spreading herpes around town like wildfire.

• Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she’s often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . .

• Which hit TV show’s cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.

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Ted Casablanca:

One Special Scratch-’n’-Sniff Blind Vice

Break out your umbrellas and stay out of the splash zone, Super Duper Cooper strikes again. Our sexed-out insiders are spilling about some other naughty boudoir behavior SDC has been up to besides becoming an Olympian at preorgasmic water sports, ugh.

Supes seems to like his female fans almost as much as he likes his steamy Hollywood girlfriends, and he treats both varieties of vixens with about the same amount of respect. The well-liked lothario scoops up the gals and spits ‘em back out just as quickly, especially the ones who accidentally get knocked up ’cause of his encounters. Guy’s a low-down dawg, though his puppy puss makes him seem so much more innocent. Mr. Duper Cooper even marks his territory like man’s best four-legged pal: He’s been known to have his adoring fans line up against a wall, drop trou and go to town sniffing their derrieres like they were at the Laurel Canyon pooch park. Sounds kinda hot, but kinda gross. Don’t think this was just hazing for entry into the fan club—Cooper’s famous ex-flame was also privy to this way-too-personal inspection.

A bit too absurd for your prude tastes in titillation? We’re more confused than disgusted, since SDC also likes to throw on some gay porn while bedding his beauties. In fact, our too-close-for-comfort sources swear Duper’s desktop screensaver is none other than the male member, in its full pixilated ‘n’ engorged glory. Is this dude bisexual, or trying to cover up all the oft-blogged-about gay rumors by romancing so many willing ladies? Either way, he needs to be put on a leash before we turn back around to liking this lush lad.

And it ain’t Pete Wentz, Chase Crawford, or Tom Brady

Crazy Days & Nights:

Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price.

Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30’s to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public.

Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress’ husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn’t it.

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Blind item from today’s NY Post:

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

Yikes Eva, FOUR days? That’s pretty major. Just goes to show that [almost] everyone is Hollywood is a coke-head.  Even the squeaky clean ones.

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From NYDailyNews:

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and “escape.”

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From Page Six:

• Which teenage TV cutie was sharing cocktails with her permissive mom at a fashion party in New York? The mom – who favors short shirts and wears her hair just like her daughter – needs to grow up.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• This A-list director has come full circle. Unable to find anyone he hasn’t screwed, our director managed to convince his old flame and very in-shape celebrity to go home with him. Obviously she has some extreme self esteem issues to go back to this well again. It also goes against everything she presents to the public.

• This female singer/male celebrity betrothed will have some more convincing to do after they spent time apart last night. She spent the whole evening pissed and alone and he spent the evening pissed as well at a party in a different state with lady after lady coming up to him and spending time with him. He never turned any of them away and never indicated he was still married.

• At London’s Fashion Week, these two daughters of separate rock icons got into a shouting match about a boyfriend of one icon’s daughter and how the other daughter managed to steal him away.

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From Gatecrasher:

• Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were “too black.”  They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera.

From Page Six:

• Which beautiful movie star/model of a certain age is dating a married man? She conveniently showed up to the Self magazine/Origins “Green” party at the Sundance Film Festival just moments before her rock star guitar-playing boyfriend did?

• Which daytime gabber should be nicer to her staffers? She snipes at them all day long, particularly if they bring her the coffee she endorses — she prefers Starbucks

• Which celebrity publicist has her hands all over one of her clients, a married hip-hop star?

• Which MTV Programming Exec couldn’t get an on-camera hostess to bed him in Sundance, and turned nasty when he was turned down? The MTV lackey tried to work his charms at private mansion The Green Door when the carpet-interviewing gal passed on a trip upstairs with the surly suit. He was adamant about the mistake she was making, telling her how important he was.  “Google me,” he fired at her before turning red-faced on his heels.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• This is an A-list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A-list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.

• He is an A-list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

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From Crazy Days & Nights:

• As tax season slowly trickles in, I am hearing from our accountant more, and hopefully the stuff will be as good as last year. Seems that there is this recently married male singer who is running a call girl ring. Our singer has ten condos leased in three different cities all under a corporate name. Checks go out to the leasing companies for the condos, and each day the accountant is getting money orders from people living in each of the condos. Now, I guess the tenants could be paying daily rent, but since the average amount sent in each day is $3000, that would be some expensive rent.
• Which spouse of a Presidential candidate is having an affair? (Not Bill. Would that really even be a shocker anyway?)
• Which married A list television actor was kissing his girlfriend at a supermarket last week, when he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see it was his in-laws.

From Page Six:

• Which political candidate showed extreme bad judgment in the woman he picked to have an extramarital affair with? The New Age hippie, who friends say “mooches off other people and sleeps on their couches because she doesn’t believe in money,” tells anyone who will listen about her fling with the good-looking guy. She recently walked up to a Page Six pal she’d just met and said, “Oh, I’m so stressed out. I’ve been having an affair with [a candidate].”

From Ted Casablanca:

• Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one ‘Slurpa Pop-Off’, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
  Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
  But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
  Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.
  And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.

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From Page Six:

*Which 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she’s only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: “Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can’t be on Botox when you are pregnant”

Duh! I can’t wait to see Nicole’s forehead! Ha!

*Which gorgeous daughter of a foreign-born billionaire had a fling last year with Prince William? While their families don’t get along, and she could never marry the future King of England, the hookup between their clans was not unprecedented.

Hmm…was Kim K’s dad, Robert, a billionaire?

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From Crazy Days & Nights, a Blind Item Revealed!

*Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I’m not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.  This male “singer”/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn’t get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk’s family sucked and that if he didn’t get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the “singer” returned to the room.  This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn’t know she was sharing the bed of a famous “singer” and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our “singer” realized that maybe the elderly woman’s room wasn’t actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.

It’s Mark McGrath!

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“Which big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She’s been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.”

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From Crazy Days & Nights:

#1 This celebudude hasn’t been getting a large enough allowance from his B list film actress girlfriend to be able to afford his cheating lifestyle. So, in the last few weeks he has started selling little stories about her friends to the tabloids. The money has been so good, that it is only a matter of time before he starts selling stories about her.

#2 New hit comedy show on network television. One of the male stars of the show was surprised when his ex and daughter showed up unannounced at our actor’s home, and he was enjoying some time with one of the very young female actresses on the same show. Seems that he had been telling the ex he was completely single and didn’t want to do anything but be a great dad.

From Ted Casablanca:

Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmy’s adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents.

Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering:

He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The “straight” truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right?

Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, “Hey, aren’t you on TV?”

“Oh, no,” blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree?

Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood.

And it ain’t: Brad Garrett, Alec Baldwin or Taye Diggs

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