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DJ’s working at Kronehit radio in Vienna, Austria played a little prank by calling up the Albertina art museum to arrange a last minute private tour for Beyonce (not unheard of for the museum). Instead of the real Beyonce, who was in town for a concert, they sent a “lookalike.” I use that term very loosely.

The station had a woman call the museum claiming to be Beyonce’s manager and asking for a tour within half an hour. In the past, movie stars Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Nicolas Cage had visited the Albertina for hastily arranged special visits.

“Her face was extremely similar, but her body was totally different,” said Verena Dahlitz, the museum’s spokeswoman said of the Beyonce imposter, after her initial suspicion had been confirmed.

A marketing manager at Kronehit radio explained that the station had hired a German singer and model for the prank.

This is who now? Beyonce? Because she’s black with light hair? Way to go Albertina art museum. They could have sent a pit bull wearing a sun hat and they wouldn’t have figured out it wasn’t Beyonce until the middle of the tour. They’d have told the press that the hat was very familiar, but they grew slightly suspicious when Beyonce started barking and chewing on the artwork.

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TMZ found the guy who doctored the supposed audio of the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on The Today Show. They’ve cleared her of all bad singing charges and have vindicated Beyonce’s dad, Matthew Knowles, who, earlier, released the statement:

If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them.

If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing ‘America the Beautiful’ and ‘At Last’ at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce’s vocal ability, they’ve gotta be an idiot.

At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability.

That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.

That puts to rest any questions of Beyonce’s vocal ability, but raises another, more important question. After I made fun of Beyonce and compared her singing to auditory death, do you think she’d still have sex with me? I didn’t really mean what I said. I was, um, joking. Yea, heh heh heh.

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Howard Stern played the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on the Today Show and it was horrible. It sounded like razor blades slicing through my eardrums. Dogs started howling when I played this. Honestly, my ass could sing better after a monster burrito.

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It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The government, man. Total conspiracy.

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Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you can see, Jay-Z is wondering why his wife and Mariah are blocking him out of the shot. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he’s ugly. Dressing like Steve Urkel didn’t help either.

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This is a little better. Beyonce and Jay-Z spent the day swimming, jet skiing and doing whatever it is rich people do in the Caribbean. Here they are on their fancy boat diving into the bluest of oceans. The only thing missing from this vacation is a hooker and Jay-Z running out of the cabin screaming, “Oh my god, oh my god, she’s dead. Help me throw her overboard!”

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Adrien Brody admitted during the premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday that making out and rolling around on the ground with Beyonce, Elta James in the movie, wasn’t part of the script but even though it was historically inaccurate, no one complained. “Let’s just say it wasn’t a deal breaker,” Brody smirked. Then he winked really hard as to suggest something. Brody’s girlfriend wasn’t around when he followed up with, “It is fun, obviously, to kiss Beyonce. I insisted on a lot of takes.”

When asked about this scene, Beyonce said “It wasn’t so bad. I remember when he kissed Halle Berry. He’s not shy! Not at all.”

Jay-Z then looked at Beyonce like a hurt kitten and she just laughed because the dude is ugly. Seriously. Love must be blind. Jay-Z trying to look cute would be like that one scene in The Simpsons where Moe the bartender tries to smile.

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This is totally frickin cool. Check out Beyonce being created to her own music. LOVE IT!

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WTF?

This is an advertisement for Beyonce and her mother’s new clothing line for children called The Dereon Girls Collection. High heels? Boas and cropped jackets? This is a terrible ad, and totally creepy!  Playing dress-up is one thing, but this is simply not appropriate!

Pedophiles love this sh*t.  It makes me sad for the kids who modeled for this ad.

Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair have nothing on Beyonce and The Dereon Girls!

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