Source: theblemish.com

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage. Ashley, on the other hand, wants tits. Star writes:

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous,” says one source. “And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.”

Oh yea, I’m sure it wouldn’t be obvious that they had work done. People don’t notice these things at all. It’s not like I didn’t send Marisa Miller a letter yesterday telling her to check that mole in quadrant 4 of her left breast because it seems to have grown .3 centimeters.

Source: theblemish.com

Ashley Olsen is fed up with the paparazzi and have called them out for being too aggressive. The 22-year-old 5′1” celebrity says it’s hard for her to escape the flashbulbs because of her troll-like build. Have you seen her walk? It’s like she has no knees.

“Honestly, I’m a wreck, Every time I see a camera, I’m a wreck. I don’t tend to react as though ‘I have to do this, it’s my job.’ I am reacting as a woman who is five-foot-one whose space is being invaded by a bunch of men whose aggression I can literally feel.”

In L.A. it is even worse because they are running red lights behind you, and I worry all the time about something terrible happening, someone getting hurt because of me, how I could ever possibly live with that. I can’t imagine what it would be like to have kids in the back seat and have to go through this and pretend for their sake that you are not scared.”

To make matters worse, whenever Ashley screams in her 12-year-old voice for the photogs to stop, they all start cooing. It’s hard to be threatening when right after your verbal assault people go, “Aww, how cute. Is poor wittle baby mad? Does baby want her bottle?”

Source: theblemish.com

Rumors are coming in that Ashley Olsen may have fired her sister, Mary-Kate, from their clothing line The Row. Ashley didn’t think Mary-Kate’s partying and all around debauchery was a good image for the company and has asked her to step down.

“She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together.” Instead, MK will focus on their more affordable line, Elizabeth and James, for which their roles were always less hands-on.

What a bitch. If I was Mary-Kate, I wouldn’t go out without making a scene. I’d angrily brush everything off my desk and stomp around yelling, “How could you do this to me?” Then I’d go right up to Ashley and slap her right in her holier-than-thou face. Then I’d get the hell out before she realizes what just happened. Ahhhh! I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

That’s Mary-Kate in the picture above. I’m puzzled as to how she skipped her 20’s and ended up in her 30’s.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.

A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”

A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Ever since seeing Ashley Olsen rockin’ the bushy brows and black cutout dress last week I can’t help but think she got the look from Elizabeth Hurley, circa 1994.

Hurley dropped jaws in the daring safety pin Versace dress at the premiere of her then boyfriend’s Hugh Grant’s film, Four Weddings and a Funeral. Ashley resembles Hurley all the way down to the eyebrows. The look certainly might be new for Ashley, but Elizabeth has been there and done that, sister!

Who owned it?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table – drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus – Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

Source: theblemish.com

Yesterday it was all about Lindsay downing Red Bull and Grey Goose, today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a – - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Two girls fighting over one girl. On the surface, this story had the potential to be really erotic because all problems like this can be solved by them going to a hotel and having a threesome while I sit in the corner breathing heavily. Unfortunately, things don’t always turn out the way you fantasized. Lindsay Lohan looks like a slutty Oompa Loompa, Samantha Ronson looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and Ashley Olsen looks like she enjoys boiling eye of newt and tusk of rhino every now and then. A threesome with them would turn out to be as erotic as the time I ate a turkey sandwich and found a fingernail in it.

Lindsay’s Facebook here if you want to Super Poke her. IN THE VAGINA!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

The Olsen twins attended the wedding ceremony of stylist Estee Stanley this Saturday night in Los Angeles where Ashley Olsen was also a bridesmaid.

Mary-Kate and Ashley decided on wearing stark white masks to hide their identity from photographers.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Tobey Maguire and wife, Eva Mendes, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Rashida Jones also attended the nuptials but all were obviously overshadowed by the two monkeys running around in masks.

I love how they claim to want to be left alone but the attention they attract is tenfold when doing something ridiculous such as this.

It’s like the celebs who go to the convenience store and bring a big ass posse with them, or when they go anywhere for that matter. They raise such a stink about themselves, then are up in arms as to why everyone is hounding them.

Source: theblemish.com

Even though they’re rail-thin bodies will never be able to withstand the Santa Ana winds short of nailing their feet to the ground, I’d still hit Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen without hesitation and with much gusto. There’s nothing hotter than the sound of ribs cracking and pelvis’ breaking during sex. Banging the Olsens would roughly sound like eating a bowl of Rice Krispies except with them, I won’t be the only one moaning with pleasure.