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Are The Pussycat Dolls even making music anymore? I don’t think I’ve heard anything from them in a while. Granted, I don’t listen to the radio. That’s how Satan recruits his minions.

What’s up with the blonde? She looks sort of homely without the 10 gallons of makeup. If you bought her a drink, she’d probably think you were proposing to her.

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Are The Pussycat Dolls even making music anymore? I don’t think I’ve heard anything from them in a while. Granted, I don’t listen to the radio. That’s how Satan recruits his minions. …

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I’m more excited about slamming my penis in a car door than this. Heidi Montag’s sexy face looks like she just huffed a can of gas and now parts of her brain are dying.

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Continuing with today’s The Hills theme, here’s Audrina Patridge romping around Cabo in a bikini. She’s with her new boyfriend or whatever. Luckily, she’s wearing sunglasses to cover
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These pictures of Chanelle Hayes in a bikini will hopefully make up for the Megan Fox toe thumb and Phil Spector wig-less posts yesterday. Hopefully with these, those will just be a distant
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Here’s Geri Haliwell on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy. Her stomach freaks me out. I don’t know why. It’s like a mole is coming out of her bellybutton. Don’t ask me why she’s …

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As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post below. Doesn’t seem fair, does …

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Here are a few more shots of Eva Longoria vacationing in St. Tropez in a bikini. While a lot of them are unclear, the blurriness does enhance the stalker effect of the photos. Um, I mean, if
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It’s that time of year again. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have hit the St. Tropez waters. Here are some shots of Eva and Tony jumping overboard into the ocean. Presumably to distance themselves
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Kristin Cavallari pretty much disappeared off my radar for a year. Now that she’s on The Hills, she’s back on it. What does that mean? Well, she can expect calls at 4 AM in the morning consisting …

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We’re doing this now? Usually this stuff is reserved for A-listers or D-listers with a nice body and big boobs. Now we have to watch Kate Gosselin romping around the beach with her bitch face? …