Katie Holmes thinks she can dance

Source: theblemish.com

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Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this was all spontaneous, Us writes:

Holmes — who was also spotted rehearsing at CBS Studios yesterday — “has been working on this for a long time,” the source says. “She is working with the choreographer Tyce Diorio. They want it to seem like she waltzed in and put it together very quickly, but that’s really not the case. This has been a longtime in the making.”

Other sources say she’s “killing it.” Since I’m not hip to all this urban speak, I’ll assume that means she’s doing good.

Execs are trying to save the performance for the show’s 100th episode on July 8th, but as news has started to leak, they may air the performance as early as this week.

It would be funny if after all this hype, it ends up being a one minute clip of Katie Holmes twirling around like a little girl pretending to be a ballerina. And then she falls on her ass. And then runs away crying.

Published on June 16th, 2009 in Katie Holmes, So You Think You Can Dance
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Katie Holmes thinks she can dance

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this was all spontaneous, …

Published on June 16th, 2009 in Katie Holmes, So You Think You Can Dance

Katie Holmes can’t satisfy Tom Cruise

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes has already signed on to Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, which is reportedly really making Tom Cruise sad because he wanted to have sex and have another baby. That’s what straight …

Published on May 15th, 2009 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes was upgraded

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes looked stunning at the premiere of Valkryie earlier this month in Japan. Especially her long, luxurious hair which was the toast of the town. But her new look was more than just …

Published on March 20th, 2009 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Lindsay Lohan hates Katie Holmes

Source: theblemish.com

Lohan shot a Madonna-themed photo shoot which she assumed would be on the cover much like her naked Marilyn Monroe-themed shoot was the cover of NY Mag. Now she’s pissed at Katie Holmes because …

Published on March 5th, 2009 in Feuds, Glamour, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan

Victoria Beckham has a new ad

Source: theblemish.com

Victoria Beckham’s new lingerie ads for Armani came out today. The adverts show her sprawled out on the floor in polka dot bra and panties. The other shows her sitting on the edge of the bed. …

Published on January 14th, 2009 in Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham

Katie Holmes has herpes

Source: theblemish.com

Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. In this photo it looks like she’s mouthing,

Published on December 11th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

Tom Cruise is confident

Source: theblemish.com

In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared the same sentiment admitting before that …

Published on December 5th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Brains! Katie want brains!

Source: theblemish.com

I don’t know what magic aging filters The Daily Mail has in their arsenal or why they chose to use them on her, but it’s your move Katie. Make it count.

Published on October 30th, 2008 in Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes looks different

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holme’s reasons for her busted grill:

I ran into a door
It was my fault, I shouldn’t have overcooked the chicken
He only gets like this when he’s drinking
I should have explained …

Published on October 23rd, 2008 in Katie Holmes

A message for Tom Cruise

Source: theblemish.com

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and …

Published on October 21st, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise


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