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Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she’s not a complete lunatic and that they’re relationship deserves another shot. Surprisingly, this didn’t end with Lindsay standing over Samantha’s body with a knife weeping, “What have I done?” It actually worked. Stalkers everywhere have been vindicated!

The Sun writes: “However she finally pegged Sam down for crisis talks at her South London hotel on Saturday night and it appears that her persistence has paid off, as the DJ invited Li-Lo over to her LA pad yesterday afternoon.”

Lindsay even Tweeted: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”

Let this be a lesson to you kids. Persistence in the form of stalking your obsession halfway around the world pays off and may not lead to an extended sentence like the judge told you. Although, I don’t see how Lindsay had to work so hard for Samantha’s affection. Sam is fugly and Lindsay isn’t. Don’t the laws of attraction say that Sam should be the desperate one? Sam must have a ten inch penis.

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Lindsay Lohan was bored the other day so she decided to hit up Twitter and post a topless photo of herself with only her hair covering her breasts. I love bored attention whores. Lindsay says …

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According to Holy Moly, police are planning to question Lindsay Lohan regarding $49,000 worth of missing jewelery from a magazine shoot she did in London. Sources say Lindsay seemed a little …

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Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she’s not a complete lunatic and that they’re relationship deserves another shot. Surprisingly, …

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Lindsay Lohan was at London’s Cuckoo nightclub last week and Dean Piper of the Mirror was sitting right next to her. He was not impressed. In fact, he was a little worried. He described Lindsay …

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If she’s not stalking her ex across the world, she’s getting wasted at clubs. Here’s Lindsay exiting Cuckoo club in London looking like she’s one step away from passing out in a gutter.
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Not only has Lindsay Lohan ruined her own career, she might ruin designer Esteban Cortazar’s. Lohan, who is unemployed, is in Paris talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about working as …

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According to The Daily Mail via NYDN, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be back on or at least friends again. Lohan was spotted leaving Ronson’s home Monday morning. Presumably after spending …

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You will pick that up now.

On Tuesday it was reported that police responded to a security alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s home to discover what seemed to be a ransacked house. They later discovered …

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Police responded to a security alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s house at 3 PM on Tuesday. There they found evidence of a break-in and burglary. Or so they thought. Upon further investigation, they …

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One of the more ridiculous rumors today is that after she broke up with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay slept with about two dozen guys in the past two months resulting in an unplanned pregnancy. A …