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While filming Salt in Long Island, Angelina Jolie hit her head on something and received a nick in between her eyes. Blood was drawn and of course she was rushed to the hospital. I’m surprised they didn’t MedEvac her out. Her manager says she’s fine. The statement from the production company reads:

“This morning while filming an action sequence… Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed.”

Celebrities are babies. I bet they’re going to put a band-aid on it, give her a lollipop and send her home. If this happened to a member of the film crew, they would have been told to hold out until lunch. Their leg could be severed below the knee and bleeding out and the most they would get is one hour to drive themselves to the hospital and back.

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69-year-old Phil Spector has been sentenced to 19 years to life in prison for the 2003 shooting death of Lana Clarkson. The Los Angeles judge gave Spector 15 years to life for second degree murder and an additional four for using his own gun. He was also forced to pay restitution. Spector plans to appeal. Good luck with that. He’ll have an easier time breaking out of prison with a rock hammer.

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If Audrina Patridge wasn’t devoid of intellect or didn’t look half-retarded most of the time, I think she’d be really hot.

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Candy Spelling took to The Huffington Post to explain what she meant when she said Tori killed Aaron Spelling. You see, Candy didn’t blurt this out at random (she did). Candy claims she was asked about why she and her daughter haven’t reconciled. So, obviously the most appropriate answer was to tell the world how Tori sapped Aaron of his will to live. Candy writes:

I didn’t intend to create headlines. I was asked a question about my daughter not speaking with my family, and I answered truthfully. My husband was very ill, and he had stopped eating and taking liquids. He called Tori on a daily basis, and never stopped asking if Tori had returned his call. We had to say no every day.

Wait. Was this an apology or a clarification? Because it doesn’t sound like either. It sounds more like Candy just confirmed what she said earlier. That she believes Tori killed her father. But this time she describes in greater detail exactly how she did it. This is like shooting someone and telling the jury they’re misunderstanding the situation and then going on to describe exactly how they made the bullet leave the chamber and punch straight through the victim’s skull.

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What a coincidence! I’m doing the exact same thing.

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A while ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were photographed leaving a medical marijuana shop. Even more recently, Spencer accidentally posted a pic to Twitter of Heidi and a huge bong (above) could be seen in the background. Today, Star has caught on that Spencer is a pothead.

A friend of the Pratt tells Star that his love affair with weed began when he was 15 and they’ve been inseparable ever since. To this day, everyone knows him as the King of Weed because he always had a big bag of it wherever he went.

It didn’t take long for Spencer to progress to other drugs, including Xanax and Valium, says the pal. And he made sure those around him got to enjoy the same high — with the friend saying the first time she ever took Valium was because of Spencer. “He gave me five [pills] and told me I’d be OK,” says the friend. “I didn’t know it was too much. The next day he said, ‘Girl, I gave you so much Valium, and you just handled!’”

Spencer kicked the pills in rehab, but continued his romance with pot.

“One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘’We are soooooo getting stoned!’ recalls the friend. “No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills.”

Was there any doubt that Spencer is a stoner. His only goal in life is to make as much money as possible by doing as little work as possible. It’s the stoner way. That’s why he hooked up with the easily exploitable Heidi Montag. She’s like his little slave girl. Also, part of the reason he’s such a big douchebag is he doesn’t know where he is or what’s going on half the time. With him, sentences begin and end with “Duuuuuude.”

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Jesse Coccoli alleges that Shia LaBeouf rear-ended her going 2 MPH in LA’s Los Feliz neighborhood Wednesday afternoon. Jesse claims LaBeouf’s black truck was trying to merge when it collided with her Nissan. She tells Celebuzz:

She added that she and the star — who was wearing a brown hat, white shirt and sneakers, she noted — exchanged contact and insurance information at the scene. Coccoli said they also briefly chatted about their mutual interest in comedy. (LaBeouf got his start as a performer working as a pre-teen stand-up comic who told dirty jokes). “He asked where I perform. I said, ‘Laugh Factory, but you’re not invited ’cause you hurt my car.’”

Shia’s reps flat out deny this saying the story is “completely fabricated” and that “Shia was in Santa Monica with friends for the afternoon in question. This must be a clear case of mistaken identity.” That or someone wants to get famous.

LaBeouf had his license suspended for driving under the influence and has relied on rides from his mommy, taxis and maybe even the kindness of strangers.

I’m not sure I believe this, but Shia should do what I do when I accidentally hit cars. Speed off. My insurance rates are already through the roof. Plus, that hooker in my trunk isn’t going to bury herself.

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A week ago, Clay Aiken said Adam Lambert sucks claiming his performance made his ears bleed. A day later, Aiken sort of apologized, but mostly gloated about becoming relevant again.

Lambert finally responded, telling Access Hollywood, “I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”

Oh, snap. Clay just got served. What will keyboard warrior Clay type next in his pay to access blog? I imagine he’s going to go all Kanye West on Adam. I can already hear him engaging his caps lock. Adam better watch out. Clay has been known to type up to 100 words per minute when he’s riled up. Expect his “look how popular I still am” response soon.

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Candy Spelling and Tori Spelling haven’t gotten along for ages and judging by an interview she had with 94.7, things haven’t changed much. They may have actually become worse. While promoting her book, Stories from Candyland, Candy told the radio station that Tori killed Aaron Spelling.

“My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years.”

“And it was sad, that’s what killed my husband, actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. He [had] just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Candy went on to wonder out loud why she and Tori have always talked about reconnecting, but have never gone through with it.

“I’ve always been trying to work on the relationship. I don’t know what the anger is.”

Yea, what’s your problem, Tori? Where is this anger coming from? You act like your mother said something deeply hurtful. As if Candy told the world you killed your father or something. Man, whatever your problem is, Tori, you need to get over it. Your mother isn’t going to be waiting around with open arms forever. God, sometimes no one knows what’s going on in that head of yours.

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A few years ago, this picture of Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out (via her Twitter) would have inspired countless hours in Photoshop. I could have created a whole series of Jessica licking things limited only by my imagination. These days the only thing I’d be able to come up with is Jessica licking clean the blueberry residue off those foil pans after a pie eating contest.