Madonna = fail

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Madonna Made of Grass

Clearly desperate for attention, Madonna showed up at the UNICEF dinner yesterday dressed in grass. What style! What grace! She actually looks like a kiwi but whatever. If it’s a grass look she’s going for, someone should take their dog and tell it to take a big dump on her. And make sure the dog is big. Like a giant mastiff.

Published on November 20th, 2008 in Madonna
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Madonna got her baby

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If you couldn’t tell by the wild cackling coming from Madonna’s home, the Malawian Supreme Court has officially ruled in favor of Madonna’s application for adopting Mercy James. Travel …

Published on June 12th, 2009 in Adoption, Madonna, Mercy James

Madonna always wins

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Last we left Madonna, her attempted adoption of Mercy from Malawi was blocked by a judge who cited an outdated law that she hadn’t lived in the state for 18 months and therefore couldn’t …

Published on June 9th, 2009 in Madonna, Mercy James

Madonna is terrifying

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Kate Hudson has been seen around town making out with Madonna’s ex, A-Rod. So it makes sense that she has an irrational fear of getting her ass kicked. Such was the case at the Veuve Clicquot’s …

Published on June 1st, 2009 in Feuds, Kate Hudson, Madonna

This Madonna painting could be yours

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An oil painting of Madonna and Guy Ritchie by Peter Howson is set to be auctioned off by McTear’s. The painting was done in 2005 and is expected to fetch between $24,000 to $35,000 proving …

Published on May 28th, 2009 in Guy Ritchie, Madonna

Madonna and Jesus to marry in a kabbalah ceremony

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Young people are so easy to trick. All you need for them to bend to your will is to have something they want like power and fame or candy. Madonna has the former so it was only a matter of time …

Published on May 14th, 2009 in Jesus Luz, Madonna

Mercy’s father doesn’t like Madonna’s getup

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The father of Mercy James, James Kambewa, who has never met his daughter says the outfit Madonna wore at the Costume Institute Gala is proof enough that she isn’t fit to adopt his daughter. …

Published on May 6th, 2009 in Adoption, Madonna, Mercy James

Madonna is fashionable

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I can’t even begin to explain what’s going on here. Madonna also showed up at the Constume Institute Gala at The Met but managed to look more ridiculous than Rihanna. She looks like a kid …

Published on May 5th, 2009 in Madonna

Madonna’s boy-toy can’t get no love

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Oh, the shame. The shame.

It’s no secret that Madonna created the Brazilian Jesus Luz’s career and all Jesus had to do was sell his soul and have sex with Madonna to become one of the most …

Published on April 28th, 2009 in Jesus Luz, Madonna

Madonna fell off her high horse

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Madonna was rushed to the hospital on Saturday when she fell off her horse in South Hampton, NY. She suffered minor injuries and bruising. The accident happened when Madonna’s horse was startled …

Published on April 20th, 2009 in Accident, Madonna

Madonna is going to get her baby

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Madonna will do whatever it takes to get that baby she was denied adopting. She has told her architects to build a home in Malawi so “David Banda would benefit from a connection to his birthplace” …

Published on April 10th, 2009 in Adoption, Madonna, Mercy


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