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Reporters at a recent press junket for Twilight are criticizing Kristen Stewart of being difficult to interview and “over medicated.” This comes a day after Kristen was photographed smoking pot on a doorstep. She was overheard saying at the media event, “I really, really hate doing this,” to a studio staffer and sources say she had to be begged to do anything.

They should give Kristen a break. Potheads usually can’t function very well. Just be happy she even makes it to these events when her publicist tells her too and isn’t near comatose at home giggling with a mouth full of cookie dough. I bet she can barely dress herself in the morning and always shows up with her pants on backwards laughing, “Look at me, I’m a car accident victim. Eeeee!”

Note: Sorry for the lack of updates today. My laptop remains uncooperative despite the alligator clamps I put on its nipples and connected to a car battery. Posting will be back to normal on Monday.

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The Macy’s Day Parade was Rick Rolled by Rick Astley himself yesterday during Cartoon Network’s Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends float. Damn you internet meme. You won’t get away with this!

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Aww, poor Aubrey. Since being kicked out of Danity Kane, she’s had to get her meals at a soup kitchen. No, actually you’ll be happy to know she was just volunteering at the New York Rescue Mission. Still, her income has really suffered. She’ll probably only clear $100,000 in appearance fees this year. Gosh, I hope she can survive the week. Your bailout is coming, Aubrey.

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The recently named Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman admits that he used to frequent gay bars to hit on drunk chicks which he says is much better than going to straight bars to hit on drunk chicks because they’re less on the defensive.

“I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but I remember when I was about 19, me and my friend used to go to these dance parties which were 80 per cent gay guys, 18 per cent girls who were sick of heterosexual guys hitting on them, and then vultures like me and my mate.

“We would go there until two in the morning, when the girls were really drunk and wishing they weren’t with 80 percent gay guys.

“I’m the worst kind of straight guy. The leech! The vulture!”

I’ve tried this before. Turns out you don’t want to go dressed in tight leather pants and a mesh shirt. It sends the wrong signals. On the upside, you never have to pay for drinks the whole night.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital.

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The unapologetically whorey Danity Kane castoff, Aubrey O’Day, may be posing nude for Playboy. Sources tell TMZ that Aubrey has been in the Manhattan photo studio all day posing with lion cubs and being shot in the buff by Markus Klinko. No word on whether the photographer wrapped Aubrey in bacon and if tiger cubs is a euphemism for full grown adult tigers that have been poked with a stick and not fed for three weeks, but here’s to hoping.

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I was told this was an upskirt photo of the aging beauty (bwahahaha) Sharon Stone. I’m not too sure though. I didn’t make it past her face before running off to the bathroom to puke. See if you can. Winner receives my condolences.

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Shocking, just, shocking news today from Huffington Post. The site reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican wedding may be a complete sham. They note that there was no mention of a marriage license being obtained or a separate civil union which are both required by Mexican law to make their union binding. HP talked to Us Weekly who would only say they exchanged rings and vows in front of a minister, but wouldn’t confirm whether it was actually a valid marriage.

A couple can register their marriage up to 10 days after a ceremony, but California does not recognize marriage ceremonies outside the United States, according to the state’s Department of Public Health. A couple can petition a court later to have their marriage legally recognized.

This is a kick in the gut. To think our nation’s most beloved couple would dupe us into believing they had a real marriage. That’s it. I’m taking my “Heidi & Spencer Forever” poster down and Heidi’s song is off my iPod playlist! But my Heidi hair doll, that can stay. It took me an eternity to make that.

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Cover Awards reports that Page Six reports that OK! Magazine is looking to fire whoever spelled “Ashley” Simpson’s name wrong on the cover of their latest issue. A rep for OK! said, “It is highly embarrassing and, sadly, someone will be probably fired.”

They’re making it into a bigger issue than it needs to be. No one cares how Ashlee’s name is spelled. You could spell it Princess Zylar of Omnicron 5 and readers would just go, “That Zylar sure is looking fat,” before flipping to the page about Angelina Jolie’s 16th baby.

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If you had erotic fantasies about Natalie Portman involving sex and a glazed ham, prepare to have them half-fulfilled. At a press junket for Doubt, playwright John Patrick Stanley was asked how Amy Adams was chosen for the role of a nun.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I’m sure Natalie understood it, she just doesn’t understand why people follow it. Just like I don’t understand why people say “beer before liquor makes the panties come off quicker.” That’s so wrong. I find a knife works just as well.