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Me and millions of high pitched eighth graders agree. Zac Efron is the hottest robotic wax figure in Disney history. Which is why Zac disrobing on Broadway is way hotter news than Susie kissing Jared in the boy’s bathroom. Of course, this hasn’t been confirmed. Zac merely mentioned in passing at the London Premiere of High School Musical 3 that he’s been approached to take over for Daniel Radcliffe in Equus.

Many expect Zac’s appearance in the nude to prove once and for all that he is just like the living Ken doll obsessed young teens think of him as. Right down to the non-existent penis that lies below his plasticy torso.

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Attempting to flee paparazzi the other day, Zac Efron ran up and down an escalator and fell on top of a security guard. With his penis. The security guard later commented that Zac Efron had
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Zac Efron tels April’s Elle that his mom heard rumors that he was in a sex shop with Vanessa Hudgens and started grilling him on why he was there. Zac told her, “it’s not a sex shop.” …

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OceanUp found a fan photo of High School Musical sensations Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in a sex shop and it looks like Zac already made a purchase. My guess is he bought a deluxe model dildo
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This is for all you ladies out there. Zac Efron © Disney is up for auction. Rather, half-naked pictures of him in the shower purportedly part of a set of deleted scenes from the new High School …

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Me and millions of high pitched eighth graders agree. Zac Efron is the hottest robotic wax figure in Disney history. Which is why Zac disrobing on Broadway is way hotter news than Susie kissing …

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High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale says she and Zac Efron are mutually un-attracted to each other. Even though Zac constantly strokes Ashley’s ego by lying right to her face and telling …

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More pictures of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hanging out on July 4 have come out. For those of you that don’t know, it was a planned vacation by Disney to prove Zac’s hetero-ness. Look, …

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People

Dang Zac Efron is looking really sexy in that photo from the set of Me and Orson Wells. When is that movie coming out, because I will be there day one to see it!!!  

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Mr Paparazzi

Finally someone’s underwear I want to see!  

Zac Efron looks good considering he had his appendix taken out last week! 

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Zac Efron has his appendix removed! I really, really want to see it sold on eBay. Not that I’d buy it, but I think it is really strange the way people keep their body parts. I recently had …