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Jessica Simpson went on Good Morning America this morning to perform her single With You. How did it go? It was a beautiful disaster. About 30 seconds into it, Jessica stopped the performance saying, “Hold on, I know this is live TV, but I can’t hear anything. Do it again. 1, 2, 3.” Then a minute later, she messed up again.

Okay, she jacked up her set, but none of that matters because I didn’t pay to hear Jessica sing. I paid, well, tuned in to watch her jump up and down. Bouncy bouncy. *Giggles*

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Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a lot going up there, but
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A few years ago, this picture of Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out (via her Twitter) would have inspired countless hours in Photoshop. I could have created a whole series of Jessica licking …

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What’s more disappointing? Jessica Simpson, who used to sell out stadiums, now performing at Sea World? Or Jessica Simpson, who used to be slim with big breasts, gyrating on stage with her …

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That’s the sound that Jessica Simpson’s dress will make when they finally split apart from the unrelenting strain being put upon it by her breasts.
Arrrgh!: That’s the sound that will
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Jessica Simpson hit up Beso yesterday when a daring paparazzi made it look like he was sliding into home as he snapped these shots of Jessica’s ass. That’s what I imagine happened, anyway. …

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As was first reported by Country Music Tattle Tale and then confirmed by OK!, Jessica Simpson has been dropped by her country label, Sony BMG Nashville. Readers noted that all mention of Simpson …

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For those of you that like your Jessica Simpson bikini candids grainy and blurry, these pictures will be your dream come true. Jessica was in Mexico yesterday and by law, she had to hit the …

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Joe Simpson, the creepy obsessive dad of Jessica, thinks that Tony Romo is distracting Jessica from her career and wants her to break it off with him. Of course, this glances over the fact that …

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Excuse me, miss. The bathroom is over there.

Jessica Simpson’s gained a little weight over the past few months so what better time to use that fact to get some free publicity? L.A.’s FBE …

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo headed to the Waverly Inn on Valentine’s day and words cannot describe how kick-ass her rack was. The crazy thing was her earrings were almost as big as her boobs.
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