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Kevin Spacey has long been considered gay by everyone even though he hasn’t officially come out and there’s never been any reports linking him to anyone to suggest he is. He could be androgynous like Clay Aiken for all we know. Still, there haven’t been reports linking him to women either.

In any case, these pictures from the Croation site 24sata might lend some credence to the “Kevin Spacey is gay” rumor. They show him slapping some guy’s bare ass. A lovely poster from ONTD translated the main points of the article which were Kevin was drunk in a club in Croation slapping a man’s half naked ass, he might have been smoking a joint and he didn’t want to pay his bill because he’s Kevin motherfucking Spacey so the waiter had to chase him down.

It must be nice to be a gay celebrity in Hollywood. It’s not as hard to find a guy because you can just fly to another country to manhandle the locals. In this case it’s Croatia where the drinks flow freely and the men appear to shave their asses, which I take is a very much appreciated gesture.

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Who says Jessica Simpson can’t act. Here she is in concert showing a wide array of facial talent. I’ve compiled a list of expressions she made. See if you can match the number to the picture:

1. I had Taco Bell the night before face
2. BJ face
3. I’m in deep thought face
4. Bitter beer face
5. Your grandpa is an old fool face

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Blake Lively showed up at The Late Show With David Letterman wearing just a dress shirt. What was she wearing under the dress shirt? I hope it was nothing because that would fuel my fantasies for seconds to come. If I’m lucky, possibly minutes.

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The National Enquirer reports that goofy looking Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps and American Idol contestant, Carrie Underwood, have planned their first date after days of texting. No details on where they plan to go, but it will probably be a non-eating affair.

“I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.”

“Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her,” a skeptical pal of Carrie’s revealed to the National Enquirer. “She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.”

Yea, yea. Carrie’s “feelings”. Whatever. More importantly, did you know Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day while training? His breakfast consists of:

— three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo
— one five-egg omelets
— a bowl of grits
— three slices of French toast with powdered sugar
— three chocolate chip pancakes
— two cups of coffee

For lunch, Phelps drinks 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks, one pound of pasta with tomato sauce and two large ham and cheese sandwiches (with mayo) on white bread.

For dinner, Phelps’ meal consists of six to eight slices of pizza, another pound of pasta with tomato sauce, and 1,000 calories of energy drinks.

This is otherwise known as the “Britney Spears Diet.” Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

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In an interview with horror website Icons of Fright, Tuesday Knight, who starred in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master and an episode of X-Files says Gillian Anderson was a bitch to her.

Let’s talk about X-FILES because you did an episode. I love X-FILES, but I honestly only consistently watched the first 4 seasons and then after that, I’d catch random episodes. So, you were in “Trevor”, which was a Season 6 episode. What was that experience like? I hear David Dochovny is a prankster on set? Is that true?

Uh, he is, and he is wonderful. But the woman is a nightmare!

Gillian Anderson?

Yes. She was the nastiest woman I’ve ever worked with on anything. I almost walked off, and the reason I didn’t was because of David, because he was such a doll. And of course the money. They were giving me good money to do it. Gillian was like, “Oh, you’re the guest star this week? Oh, I don’t sit with guest stars. No, I’ll only talk to children guest stars.”

I mean, unbelievable. I’m in a scene with her, and we’re walking out the door and it was really cold where we were. So, I just say, “God, it’s really quite chilly.” And she looks at me and goes, “I have no idea what you think is chilly or what you’re talking about. Or any concept of you.” And I just looked at her, nodded and said, “…Great. Ok.”

In Gillian’s defense, Tuesday who? I’d be pissy too if a commoner tried to make conversation. I’m 1/2 the star of X-Files! What makes you think you’re allowed to speak to me?! Then again, maybe Gillian is afflicted with a disease that doesn’t allow her to feel hot or cold. That Tuesday Knight. What a bitch. Rubbing Gillian’s nose in her hot/cold feeling ability.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. Today, Michael sinks to a new low. His father just passed away and he’s using his death to prove how horrible a person Dina is.

“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.”

“THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Michael’s dad won’t be buried or cremated for at least two weeks. His decaying corpse still has some media mileage left in him. Five days from now Michael will issue another statement to the press furiously proclaiming he has received nary an inquiry from Dina about funeral arrangements and that his dad has “really started stinking up his house.”

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David Duchovny has checked into sex rehab. Ironically, Duchovny plays a sort of sex addict in Californication. So, either this is life imitating art or good publicity. In a statement released to PEOPLE, Duchovny explains:

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

How is sex addiction diagnosed? And can one be addicted to sex if it’s a solo act? While looking through the neighbor’s window? With the lights off? Or does that just make me a pervert. Uh, I mean “them” not “me”.

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Axl Rose made an appearance at a Hollywood Party and it sounds like he took a real shine to Kelly Osbourne. According to New York designer Richie Rich, Axl made a pass at Kelly. Well, it wasn’t so much as a pass as it was a predatory overture.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

This is Kelly Osbourne, not Kelly Brook. Was Axl simply confused or has these 10+ years of working on Chinese Democracy and having the FBI raid bloggers caused a psychotic break? Because I have a list of things I’d rather do before I would fuck Kelly Osbourne. One of them is “kill myself.” Another is “kill myself again.”

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The Daily Mail asked themselves today what it would be like if Michael Jackson had not undergone hundreds of unncessary procedures and allowed himself to age gracefully. To answer this burning question, they enlisted the help of computer experts to compose a photograph of what a current, unaltered Michael would look like. The result? He’d look like a black guy. Shocking, isn’t it?

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Sources tell Now that Angelina Jolie is having a hard time taking care of six children, two of which are newborn twins, and is currently undergoing treatment for stress.

“She’s in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad’s found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice.

“She’s been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed.

“She’s also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy.”

See?  See?! What did I tell her? She should have chose me over Brad. That way when she told me she wanted children, I would have crushed birth control pills into her dinner every night. My lying and deceitfulness would have saved her health and possibly our relationship.