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TMZ learned that big, big star Ali Lohan has been auditioning for film roles and in her quest to be the next, um, whatever, she had a casting session with legendary porn director Peter Davy. Davy is best known for discovering Houstan, aka “I banged 620 guys in one sitting/laying,” and for Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12. Of course, Ali wasn’t auditioning for porn. It was for a straight-to-dvd movie called Troll and she got the part. Yay? Ali’s reps say she had no idea who Peter Davy was because she’s only 14 and Dina Lohan was pissed after hearing the news.

Gosh, the casting couch must have been awkward. What with Peter asking Ali to “convince” him to cast her and Ali replying with, “Um, even though I’m 14, I have a lot of potential!?” And Peter, upon realizing her age, becoming flustered, telling her she got the part, to please not call the cops, that he forgot something in his car and mumbling, “Oh shit, oh shit,” all the way up until he peeled out.

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Are you wondering why Ali Lohan, 15, is always out being whorey with Lindsay rather than being in bed so she can go to school the next day? Well, Dina Lohan will tell you why. Because Ali has …

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Ali Lohan was also in Hawaii doing the surfing thing for the paparazzi. This chick is 15?! She looks 25. What the hell has her fameball mother Dina Lohan been doing to her? By the time she actually …

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Dina Lohan wanted to bond with her two daughters last week so what better place to do it at then the trendy nightclub Villa. Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, got all gussied up for a night on the town …

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I had to Google how old Ali Lohan is. I thought she was 27, but turns out she’s 15. Jesus. It’s like she has that disease that makes you age faster than everyone else. By the time she’s …

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Still two years away from even being able to get a driver’s permit, Ali Lohan has already picked out what kind of car she wants once she turns 16. A BMW truck! Although, there’s no such …

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Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. Ali wore …

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Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the next generation. Nicknamed …

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Lindsay Lohan has been begging her mom to let her 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, live with her and Samantha. Lindsay says she’s at a point where she believes she can finally be a positive …

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Rumors are floating around that Ali Lohan got implants. Lindsay didn’t take too kindly to these accusations. In fact, they made her sick.
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TMZ learned that big, big star Ali Lohan has been auditioning for film roles and in her quest to be the next, um, whatever, she had a casting session with legendary porn director Peter Davy. …