Jake Gyllenhaal is Reese’s bitch

Reese Witherspoon

Jake Gyllenhaal has moved in with Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home claims Star Magazine and with the relocation comes a few rules Reese has laid down for Jake.

First, the basics: no shoes in the house, empty the trash when three-quarters full, no feet on the coffee table.

Second, the domestic bliss rules: no swearing, if he swears, he must apologize, daily discussions at the dinner table, consult before making plans for dinner or yoga.

Third and final, the more personal rule: leave your balls at the door, you won’t be needing them in this house. Muahahaha.

Honestly, this house sucks. It’s like having your very essence raped over and over again by a strap-on. So, in other words, perfect for Jake.

Published on July 15th, 2008 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Jake Gyllenhaal is Reese’s bitch

Source: theblemish.com

Jake Gyllenhaal has moved in with Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home claims Star Magazine and with the relocation comes a few rules Reese has laid down for Jake.
First, the basics: no …

Published on July 15th, 2008 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Jake and Reese move in together

Source: theblemish.com

Us says that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have moved in together and that Jake is even helping raise the two kids she has with Ryan Phillippe. They also say they are working towards …

Published on June 26th, 2008 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Jake and Reese do the beach

Source: theblemish.com

These shots of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal tell me three things. One, Jake’s facial expression is forever frozen in an effervescent smile. Two, Reese Witherspoon is a little dopey.
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Published on May 20th, 2008 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Getting Married . . Eventually

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

OK! magazine is reporting that Hollywood A-lister’s Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are getting married.
Apparently the couple have been talking about it for a little while and they’re …

Published on May 14th, 2008 in Celebrity Marriage, Celebrity Significant Others, Jake Gyllenhaal, Magazine Covers, Marriage, Reese Witherspoon

I Guess Reese and Jake Are Still Bumping Uglies

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

I don’t know that there’s a Hollywood relationship I care less about — actually, that’s not true, I care about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen slightly less — but, for those of
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Published on March 2nd, 2008 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon talks about everything and nothing

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Reese Witherspoon is a marketing genius. She knows exactly how much to say in an interview without giving much away. Reese says “Yeah, my divorce was devastating, but I’m not going to talk …

Published on February 13th, 2008 in Christina Ricci, Jake Gyllenhaal, Movies, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe