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Everyone is speculating that Eva Longoria might be pregnant and use these pictures of her vacationing in Portofino, Italy as evidence. They say she has a slight “bump.” Whatever. This chick isn’t pregnant. The only thing festering inside of her is a a bizarre belief that she’s hot.

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Here are a few more shots of Eva Longoria vacationing in St. Tropez in a bikini. While a lot of them are unclear, the blurriness does enhance the stalker effect of the photos. Um, I mean, if
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It’s that time of year again. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have hit the St. Tropez waters. Here are some shots of Eva and Tony jumping overboard into the ocean. Presumably to distance themselves
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Eva Longoria is all about sisterhood. Ra ra sis boom ba and all that. The Desperate Housewives star told Glamour that if she caught any of her friends’ boyfriends cheating, she would report …

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Eva Longoria and her double-chin went out on the town last night with no makeup. Thankfully, she looks much better than the last time she was seen without any. The Daily Mail says Eva was dressed
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Eva Longoria addressed those pregnancy rumors on Tuesday in an interview with Le Grand Journal. Eva told the magazine, “I’m just fat.” As Eva sat there braying like a donkey, her husband, …

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There have been a wealth of rumors over the past few weeks claiming Eva Longoria is pregnant which she has been neither confirmed nor denied. So, do these photos of her on the set of Desperate …

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The creator and executive producer of Desperate Housewives, Marc Cherry, so desperate for ratings (hehe, see what I did there? I’m awesome) has revealed that Eva Longoria is trying to get …

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Everyone is speculating that Eva Longoria might be pregnant and use these pictures of her vacationing in Portofino, Italy as evidence. They say she has a slight “bump.” Whatever. This chick
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It seems Tony Parker hasn’t been satisfying Eva Longoria. /Puts hand over mouth and giggles

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This was a couple of days ago, but a genius fan brought a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria to the Spurs vs New Orleans game and put it up when Tony Parker was shooting free throws to distract …