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I neither wished for a pornstar midget nor a midget tit today, but I received both. What a sexy Monday this turned out to be. Pictures NSFW.

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20-year-old model Ruslana Kurshunova recently graced the covers of French Elle and Russian Vogue and seemed to have a very bright future ahead of her. Many in the industry hailed her as the next big thing and she seemed to have a genuine thirst for life. Which makes it quite shocking that, yesterday, Ruslana jumped to her death from the ninth floor of her New York Water Street apratment building in the Financial district in the middle of the afternoon. Police found no signs of a struggle and deemed it a suicide. According to the Post:

“We were talking on the phone last night,” she said. “She loved life so much. She was an angel.”

Titeneva, who grew up in her pal’s hometown, said Korshunova “wasn’t wild. She was never on drugs or anything.”

Another friend said that Korshunova seemed to be “on top of the world.”

“There were no signs,” said the pal who did not want to be named. “That’s what’s driving me crazy. I don’t see one reason why she would do that.”

The New York Daily News contends that early warning signs were evident on her Facebook page months prior.

Korshunova’s most telling message came three months ago: “I’m so lost. Will I ever find myself?”

She appeared angry in some postings, brokenhearted in others.

“I’m a bitch. I’m a witch. I don’t care what you say!!!” she wrote March 11. “I know what it is. I know why my other relationships didn’t work out, ’cause I’m unpredictable. Why are you afraid of it?”

In January, she wrote, “It hurts, as if someone took a part of me, tore it out, mercilessly stomped all over and threw it out.

“My dream is to fly. Oh, my rainbow it is too high,” she wrote in a March note.

This is very sad. Although, I kind of know what Ruslana was going through. I’m very beautiful myself and sometimes I wonder why people can’t see past my looks and love me for my inner beauty, not just my bulging biceps, kissable lips and rock hard abs.

Up top is the FOX News coverage of her suicide. Sort of NSFW because you can see the body. I’m glad to know that while everyone is mourning, FOX News is happy to pick up where Orgish.com left off. Live Leaks just isn’t the same.

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Every year Britney Spears flashes some part of her female anatomy that should have remained clothed for the sake of humanity. The past couple of years it’s been her vagina and nipples. This year, however, Britney changed it up and flashed her unshaven, un-waxed ass. Let these pictures be the final nail in your “Britney Spears will be back to what she was circa 1999, I just know it” coffin. All hope has been lost. In its place, regret, disgust and a seriously messed up boner.

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Courtney Love’s cries for attention were muffled only by my unrelenting screams for Rip Curl man to “push the shopping cart into oncoming traffic.” Sadly, he did not. He could have at least rolled her down a steep hill into a brick wall. You know, compromise a little.

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A few days after Anne Hathaway broke up with Raffaello Folleri, he was suddenly arrested for a $6 million real estate scheme. The New York Daily News now suggests Anne Hathaway may have been the one to rat out her ex to the FBI.

“It makes sense,” the friend said. “She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up.”

“I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country,” the friend said.

This is a scary thought. That someone could betray a person so close to them. To think, my counterfeit Hello Kitty empire could be brought down by just one woman. Thank God this will never happen to me. Not because I don’t have a girlfriend, but because imaginary people can’t talk.

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It seems Tony Parker hasn’t been satisfying Eva Longoria. /Puts hand over mouth and giggles

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Over the weekend, Amy Winehouse performed to 75,000 people in Glastonbury. It was not without incident. In the middle of her set, in which she spent most of her time wobbling around like a 90-year-old geriatric, a fan threw a hat hitting her beehive which caused Amy to go over and elbow one James Gostelow in the forehead (he didn’t throw the hat) and punch other members of the audience. (Festival organizer, Michael Eavis says someone grabbed her breasts.) James explains:

“I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit Amy’s beehive. She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me.

“She caught my forehead, then someone may have shouted something from the back, which is when she went in again.”

James, like a battered wife, defended Amy saying she probably wasn’t aiming specifically for him and downplays the incident.

He added that while he was “disappointed”, he had no intention of making a complaint to police.

“At the end of the day it is all part of being at the front and being pushed by thousands of people. It is all part of the Glastonbury experience,” he said.

“I’m just pleased I got to see her. She did a great act.

“Not everyone can say they have been hit by Amy Winehouse. I just want to shake the person who threw the hat.”

Apparently, if you want the full concert experience, you should have the singer punch you in the face. If you want the ultimate experience, you should have them kick you in the mouth. And if they openly ridicule you on stage? Dude, I would be so jealous.

Here’s Amy at Nelson Mandela’s party.

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PETA and by association, Pamela Anderson, were more than upset when Jessica Simpson decided to wear a t-shirt proudly proclaiming “Real Girls Eat Meat.” PETA wrote a heated missive to Jessica on their blog and now Pamela Anderson has denounced Jessica on a radio show in Australia while promoting her entrance to the Big Brother house. Pamela said:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men. I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

Pamela Anderson looks like a decaying corpse so her opinion doesn’t count. Not only that, Pamela’s career was based on how high her tits bounced while running on the beach. This is like a retard making fun of Kobe Bryant for choking in the playoffs.

Regardless, I still like to believe Jessica’s shirt was talking about men and that her publicist wouldn’t let her wear her other shirt that read, “Real Girls Swallow.” Because they do, you know.

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Hannah Montanna aka Miley Cyrus aka 15 released a “Concert Candy” described as sweet and sour gummies in the shape of guitars and saxophones. The only thing is is that the guitar resembles a penis. So if you see some fatty 12-year-old girl chewing on this, feel free to call her a slut.

[Image via MSN via Dlisted]

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If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’d know The Wackness, opening July 3, has been getting positive buzz for a while now. And if that’s not enough, Mary-Kate Olsen is in it. That’s something, right? Hello? IMDB says:

It’s the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step-daughter (Olivia Thirlby).

Anyway, someone is letting me give away 5 soundtracks to the movie. I’m popular.

To win, leave a comment or e-mail me (theblemish (at) gmail.com, subject: The Wackness giveaway) by Tuesday, July 1 (preferably with a love letter or naked pictures of your hot girlfriend). I’ll choose five winners out of a hat or maybe spin three times around and point at my computer screen five times.

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“The Wackness” soundtrack track list (all the music featured in the film )

01. “The What” - Notorious B.I.G. feat. Method Man
02. “You Used to Love Me” - Faith Evans
03. “Flava in Your Ear” -Craig Mack
04. “Summertime” - Fresh Prince
05. “Can’t Ya See” - Total
06. “I Can’t Wake Up” - KRS-One
07. “The World is Yours” - Nas
08. “Can I Kick It?” -A Tribe Called Quest
09. “Heaven or Hell” - Raekwon
10. “Bump and Grind” - R. Kelly
11. “Just a Friend” - Biz Markie
12. “Tearz” - Wu Tang Clan
13. “Long Shot Kick the Bucket” - The Pioneers

Including bonus tracks edition
14. “All the Young Dudes” - Mott the Hoople
15. “Season of the Witch” - Donovan