Source: theblemish.com

Joe Simpson, ever the entrepreneur, is pitching a Newlyweds type show to MTV revolving around his other daughter, Ashlee. Cameras will follow Ashlee and Pete as the go about their mundane lives. A source tells OK!:

“He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect.”

This will suck. The most exciting episode will be the wedding night one where Pete frantically runs away from Ashlee’s vagina for 30 minutes until he crumples to the floor in exhaustion, at which point Ashlee climbs on top of his heaving body to deflower him. The rest of the season will just be of Pete sobbing in the shower.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

It seems people will try to call anything art!

A group of Germans are trying to expand the the boundaries of what is considered art by opening a head lice living exhibit in an Israeli museum. The young artists are hosting the nasty parasites for an entire three weeks! GAH! My skin is crawling at the thought of it! I guess we should be happy it’s not a pubic hair crab exhibition!

Source: theblemish.com

Pictured here is Pink jogging on the beach in a tank top. Not pictured here is the plastic fork I used to stab my eyes out with. A mighty fine fork it was.

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In what seems to be a for sure jinx of their marriage before the rings are even on their fingers, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are planning their very own version of the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey reality show, ‘Newlyweds’.

And once again, Papa Joe is the mastermind behind it. His reasoning is that after ‘Newlyweds’ Jessica ’s career caught fire, so he’s hoping to boost Ashlee’s as well.

Well, he better think of something, because she can’t sing for sh*t!

Ashlee and Pete’s publicist is, of course, denying there is any truth to supposed MTV reality show.

Source: theblemish.com

Britney Spears was working out at Bally Total Fitness when she thought it would be a good idea to run out of the locker room wrapped in only a towel to get some water. Because clearly that minute it would take to put on clothes was too long of a wait. She might as well have cartwheeled out of the bathroom shouting, “Hey, look at me! I’m Britney Spears! I’m naked under this towel! Tee hee!” To which I would have replied, “Hey, look at me! I don’t care! And I’m sprinkling the ground with thumbtacks dipped in chili sauce and lemon juice. Tee hee!”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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Scorned divorcée Tricia Walsh-Smith is back at it again.

This video is a couple of days old but I hadn’t had a chance to see it until today.

Still batty, still bitter, and still trying to accomplish Lord knows what..Tricia once again took to YouTube to vent her anger about her pending divorce to Philip Smith, president of the Shubert Organization.

This time Tricia tries to gain the public’s sympathy by telling us (over and over) about her father dying when she was 12, what a great wife she was, how much she loved her husband and why she married a man who is 25 years her senior.

She insists she didn’t marry Philip for money and is a self-made woman. If this is true, then why is she telling us if she is evicted she will be forced to live in a tent?

Anyhow, the bitch is overly dramatic and should keep her dirty laundry where it belongs….in her tent.

Source: theblemish.com

David Blaine has done it. He’s set a new world record for holding his breath. He deprived himself of fresh oxygen for 17 minutes and 4 seconds, beating the previous record of 16 minutes and 32 seconds.

“I feel great,” the bearded 35-year-old Brooklyn-born Blaine said when he was pulled to the surface after setting the mark.

“I actually started to doubt I was going to make it because I’d never done it with such a high heart rate,” he added. His aides said during the event that his heart rate should have dropped far lower than it did.

Congratulations, but I don’t care how long you hold your breath. I’m still not buying you a Wii, mister. I don’t care if all your friends have one. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

Source: theblemish.com

Rabid fans dedicated enough to jump through hoops for the Batman viral marketing campaign were treated to a preview of the new Dark Knight trailer. A select few were even given 35mm prints to take home. Alas, these prints were defaced by that d-bag Joker who renamed the film The Dork Knight. Awesome! Although, one has to wonder. How long did it take the Joker to graffiti all these cells on the reel? Why does the Joker have so much free time? Wouldn’t it be better to use this time to concoct an ingenious plan to kill the Batman? Maybe the Joker did it the new school way after discovering Final Cut Pro on his Mac? I’m just surprised the Joker hasn’t caught up with the times. Had he been the master prankster he makes himself out to be he would have Rickrolled everyone.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum – probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.