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Yeah all the talk was about Britney Spears’ performance (which was just there…not bad nor good) on How I Met Your Mother, but everyone missed talking about the best part of last night’s episode…the 2 minute date. Seriously how sweet was that, I want a guy to do that for me.
And thanks to YouTube we found out that date was actually two and a half minutes and not two, but it was still a cute idea.

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Demi Moore was on David Letterman last night where she took the time to share the secret to her eternal beauty. Ever the pioneer of cutting edge alternative nonsense for health and healing, Demi recounted the time she was in Austria to do a cleansing and part of the treatment was putting leeches on her body to detoxify her blood. Demi is convinced that it works and will be going back for more.

“It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You b*****d’. Then you relax and work on your breathing just to kind of relax.

“You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it’s stumbling out of the bar.”

Miss Moore explained how she prepared herself for the leeches. “You have to do a turpentine bath first - that’s part of the therapy,” she said.

Thirsty: the actress says the little critters left her feeling ‘revitalized’

“The other thing I found out is that leeches don’t like hair so if you are hairy be prepared to do some shaving or waxing - they much prefer a Brazilian.”

Whatever freak. I’ll stick to the gym. My happy place where I can stay healthy and stare at girls’ asses in short shorts without being judged. Unless they turn around. Then I’m screwed.

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In what may be news to some, Cash Warren has a social networking site called IBeatYou.com where people go to beat each other [off]. *Snicker* To promote it he made a lip dub video and convinced his pregnant girlfriend Jessica Alba to appear in the video. Not surprisingly, this pales in comparison to the time he convinced Jessica Alba to let him stick his penis in her.

The Fantastic Four star - who is seven months pregnant - is seen lip-synching to Panic At The Disco’s Back to the Streets in the video which has been posted on new site Ibeatyou.com, co-owned by Warren and his friend basketball player Baron Davis.

And the 26-year-old Latina has even posted a message on her Myspace Internet page, urging fans to sign up to the new site.

The statement reads, “Hey guys! Hope everyone had a great Easter. It’s hot here in socal (South California). Being preggers in this heat takes everything to another level.

“We shot a quirky group lip dub music video for ibeatyou. Check it out!! We invited a bunch of users from the site and put this together last Saturday. Be well guys and check out our music video…hope you get a good laugh.”

The best part about this video was that there were no ugly or really fat chicks in it. Just like in real life!

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Finally!

Brit-Brit’s appearance on How I Met Your Mother garnered the show its highest ratings ever. 10.6 million peeps tuned in to watch Britney play a ditzy, slutty receptionist for Scrubs‘ Sarah Chalke, who also guest-starred.

You can check out all of Brit’s scenes here.

Is it happening? Is the real Britney Spears comeback beginning?

Oh, I hope so!

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It appears Jamie Lynn Spears is ready for marriage as she’s been flashing an engagement ring from Casey Aldridge to her friends in Louisiana and Mississippi. No wedding date has been set. Her baby is expected to arrive in summer.

I’m still weirded out by how young Jamie is. I bet she still thinks babies come from storks. Won’t she be surprised when she’s laying on the hospital bed and an 8 lb demon spawn tears through her vagina. The first words that’ll come out of her mouth will be, “What the hell? WHAT THE HELL?! Errgh, what happened to that god damn bird?!”

Anyway, she looks really excited to be a mother. Can you tell?

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For the first time ever in Dancing with the Stars history two will go home, one male and one female star will be removing their dancing shoes until the season finale. My bet is stiffer than stiff Monica Seles and the way-to-happy but forgettable Steve Guttenberg, but Cristian de la Fuente or Penn Jillette who are a little less popular might be the ones out. I hate to admit this, but Kristi Yamaguchi was amazing last night thanks to Mark Ballas. Shannon Elizabeth was OK along with Mario and Jason, I don’t get any of their appeals.
Now my faves from last night are Marlee Matlin, who blows me away being able to dance to the beat without being able to hear it. And then there is The Hammer’s Adam Carolla who earned brownie points with me by having his BFF Jimmy Kimmel come out and support him. Did you see how happy Jimmy looked when Julianne sat in his lap! Julianne word of advice don’t sit on Jimmy Kimmel’s lap you don’t know where it has been…oh wait yes we do it has been with Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman… The images in my mind right now are not pretty.
Back to Jimmy, both eliminated celebrities will be on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live! tonight at 12:05a and tomorrow tonight’s DWTS’s musical guests the Jonas Brothers will be performing on his show too.
So tune in to Dancing with the Stars at 9p on ABC to see which two are going home.

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People magazine is reporting that Jamie-Lynn Spears, age 16, has been spotted all around Louisiana flashing an engagement ring from baby daddy Casey Aldridge.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

I think I call bullshit on this. I’m not even entirely convinced yet that Casey Aldridge is even the father of JLS’s kid, but we’ll probably never get a paternity test, so I guess I’ll just have to accept not knowing. I think Jamie’s just learning to play her sister’s game — wear a ring, fuck with the media.

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Ice-T and his big booty wife Coco talked to Heyman Hustle about the secret to their incredible sex life. Not sure why anyone wants to know how Ice-T keeps her happy, but Coco says it’s because of the “stroke”. Don’t want to know anymore? Well, too bad.

“We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.”

Ice then teased: “Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special.

“And that’s what adds to the Stroke.

“You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain’t gonna be the Stroke!’

I’m not sure what Ice-T means by the swing. Asking him to explain it would probably bring about the same unpleasant visual imagery as asking him to explain this stroke thing did. I could never watch these two in a sex tape. I don’t have the testicular fortitude. Although, if I had to imagine it, it would be Coco sitting on Ice-T’s face with her huge ass. Coco will think Ice is slapping her behind because he’s enjoying it. In reality, he’s actually trying to tap out like in the UFC. When she disengages her 50 inch ass, you’d see this euphoric expression on Ice-T’s face and he won’t be moving. At all. You’ll think he’s in a coma and you’d most likely be correct because you can’t just go around smothering guy’s faces with your butt and expect them to breathe properly.

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For weeks I have hearing about the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull widget and it is finally here. I posting it here to share with you and now you can repost it share it with others!
For me the best part is the countdown because I am sick of doing it manually!!!