Archive for March 19th, 2008

ANTM’s Fatima needs to shave her pits

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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(photo © The CW)

That is so freaking nasty. Seriously how do you not shave your pits if you are a woman, especially if you want to be a model. Ewwww. 

And yes the Judges on America’s Next Top Model ripped Fatima a new one for showing up to a shoot and revealing her hairy arm pit.

OK that is enough on that, hopefully next week her and her hairy armpit will be gone. Her or that bitchy Whitney someone give that plus-size model some sugar ASAP because she is getting bitchier by the minute! 

Published on March 19th, 2008 in America's Next Top Model
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Pamela Anderson Is Spouting Lies

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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After her third marriage failed — all together now — MISERABLY, Pamela Anderson tells Ellen Degeneres she is currently not dating anyone.

Her attention, says Anderson, the mother of two boys (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 10, whose father is Anderson’s ex, Tommy Lee), is devoted to “just kids. That’s taking up a lot of time.”

Especially on her schedule. Says Anderson, “Usually I get in around 3 or 4 in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30 am with my kids making breakfast, 8 a.m. at school, and who washes their face?”

Congratu-fucking-lations, Pamela. Way to go two weeks without dating anyone. Way to focus on your kids for twenty seconds. You sure are getting your life back under control. Getting in at 3 or 4 in the morning every day? That sounds manageable. What the hell are you doing at 3 am, Pamela? Taking a business meeting? Everything sounds very much under control right now. Good for you.

And She Had Fun Fun Fun ‘Til Her Daddy Took 5 of Her 7 Outrageously Expensive Cars Away

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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Britney’s dad is making her ditch some of her cars.

Brit currently owns seven, each of which is worth, individually, more than your life. Seriously. Ask your insurance agent.

A court granted the singer’s father on Monday the power to “sell or dispose of” an undisclosed number of her seven cars.

Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of “a certain of” her cars “will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate.”

“Dispose of”? Um, if you’re going to take one of Britney Spears’ cars to the local landfill, call me first. I’ll handle that for you.

Jessica Alba practices for the real thing

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren practiced for their upcoming baby with her adorable little nephew today. I wonder if this picture is foreshadowing that Cash will be the stay-at-home dad with their little baby? 

Do We Have Another Lindsay Lohan on Our Hands?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Natalie Dormer at Season Two Premiere of the Tudors, Pictures, Photos

Natalie Dormer at Season Two Premiere of the Tudors, Pictures, Photos

The red hair? The sassy poses? The pseudo-pout? The totally uncalled-for use of dark floral prints?

Hm.

Here’s 26-year-old Natalie Dormer on the red carpet for season two of The Tudors, where she plays Anne Boleyn.

If this chick wanted to make some real cash, she could probably strip at bachelor parties as a Lindsay lookalike. I’d say she could do Lindsay porn flicks, but, you know, Lindsay’s pretty much got that angle covered herself.

Norwalk Football Rules!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Charlotte Ronson, Pictures, Photos

Olivia Palermo and Charlotte Ronson, PIctures, Photos

Sorry for my obsession with all things Ronson. Sorry you guys have to deal with it.

But here’s designer Charlotte Ronson at some party in NYC.

Those circles under her eyes are so dark they almost look like bruises. And standing next to socialite Olivia Palermo? Bad idea, Char. It almost seems like someone Photoshopped the two of you together. You can’t possible exist in the same space without the universe imploding.

Oh, Charlotte. Drugs are the new cool. Oh, wait. Except totally not at all.

Working for Mel Gibson Must Be Really Stressful

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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A construction worker at one of Mel Gibson’s homes hung himself either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. The body was discovered Wednesday morning.

No one from Mel’s family is currently living in the Agoura Hills house.

‘Lil Bush is f*cking McCain

Source: seriouslyomg.com

I wonder if the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show knew what they started when they had Sarah Silverman f*cking Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel f*cking Ben Affleck. Now on Comedy Central tomorrow night at 10:30p you will ‘Lil Bush f*cking McCain. While it is not as hysterical as the originals, it is still funny! Heck any show that casts K-Fed as ‘Lil Karl Rove has me hooked, oh yeah that and making fun of Bush!
So tune in to ‘Lil Bush tomorrow on Comedy Central at 10:30p and every Thursday to lyao!

Suicide is Bad, Mmkay?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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Pete Wentz has taken to the streets to try to get the message out that suicide is bad, and he’s doing this by letting kids everywhere know the even angsty, eyeliner-wearing, bisexual musicians aren’t safe from the grips of suicidal depression. You don’t say?

Pete tells the story of how he once attempted suicide, just after his band had finished recording their first major-label album:

“I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot. And I called up my manager because I was, at that point, completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words, so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me and we went to the hospital.”

You tried to kill yourself by overdosing on pills, Pete? What are you, a chick?

Anyway, I’m poking fun at this, because that’s my job, but there’s nothing funny about teenage suicide. I lost more than one friend that way as a teenager and college student. Pete is working with Half of Us, a foundation whose goal is to raise awareness about mental health issues on campuses across the country. And I think that’s awesome. They have contact information for most major universities on their website. Your school can and will work with you to treat depression at little or no cost to you.

Use this resource, people, and pass it along to your friends.

A Lindsay Lohan sex tape now?

Source: theblemish.com

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A grainy cell phone picture of a blond giving a bj to a guy was posted on Gossip Rocks earlier in the day. The image is reportedly of Lindsay Lohan blowing her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. The poster, JennPink, writes that Calum has been trying to sell the tape which was no doubt shot on a cell phone from when the two were together. Images were sent to his friends who then sent it to other friends who then sent it to others like a game of erotic telephone.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

Arguments for this picture not being Lindsay are: You can only see blond hair, it’s blocky, the face is blurry. Arguments for this being Lindsay, which I think you’ll find very persuasive and may convince you 100%, are: The girl has a penis in her mouth, the girl is not black. NSFW picture here.

Via Celebitchy



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