Source: seriouslyomg.com

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Here’s former Miss Universe and former wife of Marc Anthony, Dayanara Torres, out shopping with son Cristian Anthony.

They’re supposedly shopping for baby gifts for Cristian’s new half-brother and half-sister.

Yeah, whatever. You know she’s gonna remove any actual gifts from those bags as soon as she gets home, replace them with some manner of explosive, and send them over to Chez Lopez.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Brad Pitt and President Bill Clinton joined forces to help rebuild the 9th Ward in New Orleans.

They combined their foundations, Make it Right 9 and Clinton Global Initiative, to break ground on the rebuilding of homes that were affected by hurricane Katrina.

Nothing snarky to say. This is sweet.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

22-year-old new mom Charlotte Church cheers on her longtime boyfriend, Gavin Henson, at his rugby game over the weekend.

Charlotte gave birth to the couple’s daughter, Ruby Megan Henson, in late September of last year.

I just think she’s adorable.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.

But not to help the orphans.

She’s going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.

Says Benji: “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”

Yeah, dude, you’re pussy-whipped, just like all of Paris’s guys. Paris won’t make it through the whole tour. “I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time,” she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.

Maybe she’ll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she’s there or something.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Thank goodness for that!

Sam “Evil” Lutfi has agreed to stay away from Brit for another month per the terms of a temporary restraining order currently in place against him, which means the Spears family doesn’t have to go to court on Monday to get the restraining order extended.

The issue will be addressed again in another month.

Let’s keep this asswipe away from our Britney FOREVER!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Dude, I don’t watch Celebrity Fit Club, so I don’t know what the fuck this shit is about, but it has got to be one of the most fabulous breakdowns ever caught on tape.

Toccara from America’s Next Top Model lost her shit at the judges during a taping of Celebrity Fit Club.

Toccara doesn’t need to have some class. She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she’s lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Okay. So.

A couple months ago I met a girl who shall remain nameless. Without divulging too many details, I’ll say that she is very close with the Gibson family, and she was also a very good friend to me at a time in my life when I needed a very good friend.

She took issue with what I did for a living, and begged me not to talk shit about the Gibsons in the future. I agreed. And now I’m kicking myself for it, because there are so many funny and rude things to say about this shit that I now cannot say.

I hope you guys will pick up the slack in the comments section.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Halle Berry gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday.

No word on the name yet.

Any guesses?

Source: seriouslyomg.com