Eva Mendes: Sober and Shopping

Here’s newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein.

I think it’s funny, because the public never really knew Eva had a drinking or drug problem, because she wasn’t a big enough star for the press to be dogging her every drunken exploit, a la Lohan or Kiki Drunkst. But now that’s she’s actually been in rehab, you better believe the paps are waiting with bated breath to catch her relapse on tape.

Ironic, isn’t it?

I wish you all the best, Ms. Mendes.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Eva Mendes

Britney’s Dad Still Running the Show

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Mr. Jamie Spears was awarded continued conservatorship of his daughter until July 31.

His temporary conservatorship was to expire March 10.

Let’s keep Britney alive here, guys!

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Everyone’s a Goddamn Virgin

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Julianne Hough is positioning herself as Hollywood’s newest It Girl just waiting to be corrupted.

In a new interview with CosmoGirl, 19-year-old Julianne chats about her ill-fated plans to remain a virgin until marriage.

“I want to be with that special person,” she tells the mag. “I think [the choice] to have sex before marriage is an individual one, but if you’re just with one person, it’s only for one good reason, and [waiting to have sex] will strengthen that relationship. I’m not trying to preach consequences here, but I think when you say no, down the line it will be a better decision … My dad, whom I’m very close with, will text me, ‘Are you doing the right things, in the right place, at the right time?’ And it’s usually when I’m someplace I shouldn’t be. So I’ll call him and say, ‘Thanks, I needed to hear that.’”

Ugh. I hate her already. I can’t wait until she checks into rehab and I can link back to this story and laugh. My dad gave up on that shit with me a long time ago. Now I just get texts from him that read “Are u alive?”

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Julianne Hough

Outlook Good for Patrick Swayze

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

The star’s publicist released this statement today:

“Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick’s physician Dr. George Fisher states, ‘Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.’ Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family.”

Get better, buddy!!!! We’re cheering you on!!!

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Patrick Swayze

Daniel Craig got into a fight

Source: theblemish.com

Daniel Craig

You may notice a few scratches on Daniel Craig’s face and were wondering how those got there. Well, this is embarrassing. Daniel and I got into a fight over who has the best abs. I said he does and he said, “No, silly. You do.” Then I replied, “No way. Your abs totally pop.” This went on for about five minutes before I got really frustrated and started clawing at his face.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Daniel Craig

Haley Scarnato Called Off Her Engagement

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Remember Haley Scarnato, the pretty brunette from last season of AmIdol? And she was all excited because she was engaged and in love and everything was fabulous?

Haley gave an interview to Extra this week (watch it here) where she says that the engagement — and the relationship — ended a few months ago, after she’d already planned the wedding. She says she’s fine and happy and great now, but it’s obvious that’s not true.

I’m such a sick person. I watch shit like this and I’m, like, happy about it. Not because I dislike Haley Scarnato or harbor any sort of ill will toward her, just because it makes me feel happy that someone else’s personal life isn’t going exactly according to plan. It makes me feel better about myself. I’m such a bad person. But I figure at least a few of you out there feel the same way, so I decided to post this piece to bring some schadenfreude joy into your lives, too. Man, I’m so going to hell. Sorry, Haley.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in American Idol, Haley Scarnato

Patrick Swayze really does have cancer

Source: theblemish.com

Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze’s rep confirmed an earlier story from The National Enquirer that he has pancreatic cancer and only has a few weeks left to live. His rep told Page Six that 55-year-old Patrick was diagnosed a month ago and that he “underwent a serious “gastrointestinal procedure” at Stanford University Medical Center.” The average life expectancy of someone with this type of cancer is six to nine months.

Holy crap. That sucks. I thought this was one of those exaggerated stories. Double holy crap because the National Enquirer was right again. Do they do pancreas transplants? Because I’d gladly offer him Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan’s pancreas. No questions asked.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Patrick Swayze

Lily Allen Is Way Sad

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

The British songstress has reportedly been hospitalized for depression in a top private facility in England.

The poor girl. She suffered a very public miscarriage and then a split from her longtime boyfriend. I’d be hella depressed, too.

She’s being treated in a residential clinic, but she’s allowed to leave to see friends and film her BBC show, Lily Allen and Friends.

I’m so, so glad you’re getting help, Lily. I wish you nothing but the best.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Lily Allen

Serious death threats against Daniel Radcliffe

Source: www.celebitchy.com

It’s dangerous to be a boy wizard these days. Several media outlets are reporting that there has been a very credible and serious threat made against the life of “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe. The threat is serious enough that Radcliffe is now being guarded by former Special Air Service army guards. They’re going all-out in his security plan and even having Daniel switch cars multiple times during a trip.

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “There is a real concern for Daniel’s welfare. No one has said what has been going on. It’s all hush-hush - but security has been massively ramped up. Daniel has the four guards with him at all times.”

The 18-year-old star is filming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and although the nature of the threat - which was received via Warner Bros. who are producing the movie - is unclear, bosses aren’t prepared to take any chances.

The actor switched cars three times on Saturday night as we went to and from the film set. His regular driver - used by the star for seven years and considered “part of the family” - has been temporarily replaced. Daniel has now been given a “chase car” which follows the vehicle in which he is travelling in case of emergency. The source said of the SAS guards: “They are all experts in evasive driving, threat assessment and close protection. This isn’t about keeping an eye out for the paparazzi - these guys are looking for something far more sinister.”

[From the Herald Sun]

This is the same kind of protection given to Prince William and Prince Harry. Which means Daniel is either some kind of national treasure, or whatever threat they’re worried about is pretty serious. I don’t want to be a jerk, but I’m not sure starring in a movie is worth risking your life. “Harry Potter” is great and all, but I’m not sure I’d be willing to risk life and limb to be in it. It’s good that no one’s taking any chances with Daniel’s safety, but it sure makes you wonder who on earth would threaten his life, and why? I’m guessing it has something to do with some kind of dark force, some magic, and some freaky trees in the woods. Seriously though, I hope they figure out who’s making this threat and lock them up, no one should have to live like that.