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If I’m going to run that Barack Obama “Yes We Can” video, it’s only fair I give Hillary her chance to be endorsed by random celebs.

I guess all that’s left is for a celebrity to make a John McCain ad. We’re waiting, Hollywood.

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I don’t know that there’s a Hollywood relationship I care less about — actually, that’s not true, I care about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen slightly less — but, for those of you who do care, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllllenhaaaaal were out shopping together in NYC this weekend.

So there.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Does anyone else feel this way?

I mean, there’s nothing wrong with her. She’s just some random actress who generally does a good job of staying out of the tabloids, but whenever I see a picture of her, I’m just annoyed. I know it’s totally unfair of me. I mean, I have absolutely no basis for this feeling, it just comes.

Here’s Amy at a screening for Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day in NYC

(Side note: As I was typing in Amy’s name, I kept spelling it “Amy Adamns.” I did this like three times in a row, and couldn’t figure out why I insisted on putting an “n” in her name. Then it occurred to me that I’m just so used to typing the word “damn” that my fingers type “dam” and just assume an “n” should come next. I need to be hospitalized.)

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Um, so the British media is reporting that the Hells Angels planned to kill Mick Jagger back in the ’60s. They were going to attack his house by sea, but a storm tossed them all overboard from their little attack vessel.

Clearly the Hells Angels should stick to motorcycles. Sailing doesn’t seem to be their forte.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Check out Hillary Clinton on SNL this weekend. This is the short version. The long version is after the jump.

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“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”

Sophie Monk, to Australia’s Herald Sun.

I give this girl mad props for not pulling a Shanna Moakler and being all like “Paris Hilton needs to take her Valtrex.” You’re a classy broad, Sophie.

Source: seriouslyomg.com

Philip Seymour Hoffman, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Donald Sutherland, Space Cowboys: In Space Cowboys 

Kathy Bates, At Play in the Fields of the Lord: Oscar-winner Kathy Bates will forever be slammed for her nude hot-tub scene with Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt. But in At Play in the Fields of the Lord, set in Brazil’s Amazon rain basin, Bates goes native by covering her naked body with mud and running around the jungle, which, believe me, was far more alarming.

John Gielgud, Prospero’s Books

Julie Andrews, S.O.B.

Burgess Meredith, Such Good Friends

Terry Bradshaw, Failure to Launch

Jessica Tandy, Camilla

Jay North, Maya

Patrick Dempsey, Some Girls: TV’s Grey’s Anatomy doctor heartthrob Patrick Dempsey made a lot of lame films early on in his career. In Some Girls, he chases Jennifer Connelly around and even has a quick full-frontal scene, which won’t make you think "McDreamy," but rather "McTeeny." Some things are better left to the imagination.

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The winners for the contest are as follows. There were a lot of good ones this time, but I can only pick three. As always, you have 48 hours to respond. After that, you might as well kill yourself.

1. Ben: “Well, we’ve got the supplies. Now where did those hookers go?”
2. Cris: “Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”
3. G: If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Once again, I’ve been entrusted to do a giveaway. This time you can win a The Darjeeling Limited DVD. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody and tells the tale of

Three American brothers who have not spoken to each other in a year set off on a train voyage across India with a plan to find themselves and bond with each other — to become brothers again like they used to be. Their “spiritual quest”, however, veers rapidly off-course (due to events involving over-the-counter pain killers, Indian cough syrup, and pepper spray), and they eventually find themselves stranded alone in the middle of the desert with eleven suitcases, a printer, and a laminating machine. At this moment, a new, unplanned journey suddenly begins.

Better than what I got stranded in the desert with. A gunshot wound to the leg and a bad case of syphilis.

Contest rules:

1. Think of your best caption for the picture above.
2. Write it down in a comment or email it to “theblemish (at) gmail.com”.
3. Double check you’re using a valid e-mail address you can be contacted at. E-mail address will only be used to contact winners.
4. Cross your fingers.
5. One entry per person.
6. Three winners will be chosen.
7. Contest ends Friday

Caption contest closed. Winners being chosen.

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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"Let me make this as plain as possible - Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton,” she said via her Los Angeles management.

"Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”