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30 Rock cast member, Tracy Morgan, showed up at The Plumm and almost immediately lost his credit card, ripped off his shirt, started dancing on a banquette and asked a waitress if he could father her baby. Page Six says,

He thought he’d lost his credit card, and staffers were searching for it.” Morgan “finally admitted to his waitress that he’d found it in his pocket - right before asking her if he could father her baby.”

The last time I tried this, I got tasered. I think. My memory is a little hazy. All I remember is I told the bouncer, “Don’t tase me, bro!,” and chuckled to myself. Next thing I know I was convulsing on the floor with two barbs sticking out of my chest. Apparently, that ape of a doorman wasn’t up to date with his pop-culture references. Had he been, he might have found it amusing and not sent 500 volts through my body.

For some reason this guy really loves taking off his shirt.

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I really don’t have any issues with Joey Fatone after Dancing with the Stars, but I have to admit I enjoyed watching him get a$$ kicked. Oh wait that was one of the few things they didn’t …

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30 Rock cast member, Tracy Morgan, showed up at The Plumm and almost immediately lost his credit card, ripped off his shirt, started dancing on a banquette and asked a waitress if he could father …

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You know, I never can tell if Tracy Morgan is drunk or just being Tracy Morgan.
Either way, this interview — after Tracy’s wife announced that she was leaving him because of his drinking
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Tracy Morgan sure isn’t doing himself any favors lately. The “30 Rock” star has had two DUIs since 2005. His wife of 22 years recently filed for divorce, citing Tracy’s alcoholism. …

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Comedian Tracy Morgan — who’s struggled with alcohol abuse for a long time, scoring multiple DUIs in the process — is being divorced by his wife of 22 years because he can’t keep his …

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“30 Rock’s” Tracy Morgan’s wife Sabina has filed for divorce after 22 years of marriage, citing his long-term alcohol abuse. Morgan got a DUI in Hollywood in 2005 and a DWI in Manhattan …

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I wish I were a celebrity. If I were, I could drive around drunk and get in a little trouble the first time, but not so much the second time. I could be told I have to wear an alcohol monitoring …

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And neither do I, after his recent decision to marry Fat-Arms.
Morgan — who managed to score two DUIs last year — told the October issue of Penthouse that he and his SNL castmates were bothered …

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The YouTube title says Tracey Morgan is wasted here but I don’t think so. He’s just a crazy funny bastard. It’s about 30 seconds in when things get interesting, …

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Tracy Morgan pleaded guilty Wednesday to a misdemeanor drunken driving charge. The 38-year-old comic, who co-stars on the NBC sitcom “30 Rock,” submitted the plea in Manhattan Criminal Court …