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How does a girl cure the pain of miscarriage? Well, either by eating or shopping. Lily Allen picked the latter choice. No longer having to worry about dressing an expanding belly, she can go back to her normal routine. That would be daily swigs of ale and puffs on the fags. I would feel more sympathy if only there weren’t pics of her smoking in the first trimester. Does she want her child to have a third eye?

On one hand, a third eye wouldn’t be so bad. I could be 33% more efficient at viewing porn. On the other other hand, I would be spending a lot more money on contacts. Hmm…porn or money..I think the choice is easy.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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Lily Allen responded via her MySpace blog about the statements the Daily Mail made about her and Elton John getting into a spat at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Lily says it was just playful …

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Remember back in June when Lily Allen attended Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards and had to be carried out by her bodyguard because she was so drunk? Then she blogged about how awful she …

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Lily Allen was leaving Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club with TV host Miquita Oliver, happily fisting the air when some girl started heckling her. Lily didn’t take too kindly to that and punched …

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Yesterday, Lily Allen slipped her nipple. Later on in the day, she did it again. This makes me highly suspicious. Two nipple slips in one day? This is like the time I found a ten dollar bill …

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This is Lily Allen’s nipple. Just dropping in to say “Hi!” Hi! Ok, bye. Larger uncensored version here.
Splash News says Lily was getting out of her BMW outside of her boyfriend, Ed Simmon’s, …

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Lily Allen had to be carried out of the Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards a couple days ago due to the inordinate amount of alcohol she consumed. The next day she even blogged about …

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Lily Allen loves to party, and last night was no exception at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London where Lily got her drink on and had to be carried out of the …

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Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award …

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Lily Allen got drunk, flipped someone off and flashed her vagina. Conversely, I saw Lily Allen’s vagina, flipped off my monitor and got drunk. To forget. It’s funny how my life mirrors Lily …

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I’m not sure why I’m putting up these photos of a topless Lily Allen splayed out by the pool. She’s not the most attractive or the most famous. Maybe it’s because for some reason she
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