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TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs.

With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use the contact form below making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.

TEETH giveaway

1. Your Name (required)
2. Email (valid email required)
3. Caption (required)

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Congrats Sunaina. I emailed you about your prize, but you still haven’t replied. Is it something I said? Anyway, 24 hrs left until this goes to another lucky winner.
It’s contest time! The …

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It’s contest time! The winner will receive 1 signed poster by Thomas Alfredson (the director) and 1 book, the English adaptation of the Swedish best-selling novel.
If you haven’t heard of …

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The Duplass brothers have a new movie called Baghead opening and you can probably guess what it’s about. A guy with a bag over his head. Actually, the description says:
While the Duplass Brothers …

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Win a Garden Party t-shirt. I’ll be giving away 3 Medium and 3 Large (Men’s) t-shirts. They’re made by American Apparel. Not sure what Garden Party is? Me neither. The trailer is up top …

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Because I’m so popular, someone is letting me give away two tickets to the New American Music Union festival hosted by American Eagle Outfitters (http://www.ae.com/musicfestival). Per the …

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If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’d know The Wackness, opening July 3, has been getting positive buzz for a while now. And if that’s not enough, Mary-Kate Olsen is in it. That’s …

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Winner for The Fall’s coffee table book is John Humphreys with: “Your sex fantasy is ready Mr. Cruise.” Respond to my email in 48 hours or else!
Tarsem Singh, best know for The Cell, …

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Ryan Gosling stars in Lars and the Real Girl  which comes out on DVD next Tuesday. It’s a touching film about “a delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with …

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Tommy Cruise stars in Lions for Lambs. A movie about war and stuff. Now you can win this movie about war and stuff by coming up with a clever caption. Three winners will be chosen to receive …

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Once again, I’ve been given the task to dole out a few prizes on my site. In return, I had to give up my first born. Not a problem since his fingers have finally gotten too fat to sew tennis …