Britney is a moron

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Britney pregnancy test

Britney Spears may be pregnant again as she was seen at a pharmacy on Monday buying a pregnancy test with Adnan. OK! Magazine may have the reason why she wants another baby and it may surprise you.

“Britney hates when things are taken from her,” a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. “The court’s taken Preston and Jayden away, so she’ll just have another kid to take their place. That’s the way she thinks.”

Or not. I don’t know about you, but I think she has a solid plan. This’ll show the justice system and her kids. Don’t think you’re not replaceable Jayden and Sean. As long as there’s someone stupid enough to have sex with her, Britney can keep popping babies out like that (snaps fingers).

Oh, and Britney might also be engaged. Man, she’s living a fairy tale. I bet she’s the envy of girls everywhere.

Britney pregnancy test

Published on January 16th, 2008 in Britney Spears
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Britney Spears celebrated

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Britney got over her hate of people yesterday to go to Club Tenjune for her birthday party. The Daily Mail says she “showed off her newly svelte body” in a designer dress that had to be …

Published on December 3rd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney hates people

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Aside from turning 27 and releasing her new album, Britney Spears is also trying to clean up her image. As any good publicist knows, that task begins with anecdotes about how boring you are …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears is hot?

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This is just a photo follow-up to that Britney Spears GMA birthday post. This is amazing. Six months ago people were confusing Britney with a Butterball turkey and she would have sang an ode …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears turned 27

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Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney is coming back, kind of

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Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney’s life worse than jail

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In a candid durr-cumentary set to air on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on December 1, Britney Spears claims that even though her life may seem to be turning around for the better, it feels like she’s in …

Published on November 18th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Jayden James is OK

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Waiting with baited breath for updates on the Jayden James hopsitalization situation? Well, wait no longer. PEOPLE says Jayden is fine and only suffered an allergic reaction. “He had hives, …

Published on November 10th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Jayden James

Jayden James rushed to hospital for “seizure”

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Jayden James must have got into mommy’s special medicine cabinet because he went into a “vague and unresponsive state” and was rushed to the hospital. Doctors couldn’t tell what was …

Published on November 10th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Jayden James

Britney & Madonna together forever

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Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment:
Madonna greeted her with “Hi …

Published on November 7th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Madonna

Permanent conservatorship

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The court commissioner has granted lawyers’ requests to extend Britney’s conservatorship permanently. Her caretakers will now be responsible for her career and business decisions. A medical …

Published on October 29th, 2008 in Britney Spears


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