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Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!

So, it’s no surprise when me and my penis were staring at these pics and I said, “Hey Penis, what do you think of this one?” Penis looked at Gisele, shrugged its ball sac and offered a disinterested “meh”. Then added, “She’s no Tom Brady, that’s for sure.”

“Yeah, I agree Penis. Hand me some Doritos would ya?”

Penis sneered, “Get it yourself, bee-yotch!”

These days, that’s the way it is with Penis. Always a mind of its own.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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The life of a model is so hectic. Every day it’s look seductive, look passionate, stand by that hungry tiger. That’s why I left that world. That and the models would always tell me I wasn’t …

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Did you know Gisele Bundchen has five sisters including a twin back home in Brazil? Well, she does and she supposedly sent them around $10.8 million to help support themselves and now they’re …

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Gisele Bundchen landed the July cover of GQ magazine, stripping down to only a bra and a pair of those hot skater socks.
Either you love her or you think she has a man-face, but there is no …

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Shortly after this photo was taken, Gisele Bundchen proceeded to deep throat her Ipanema sandals. While impressive, it was highly unnecessary.

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Some guy managed to land the fantastic job of lotioning Gisele Bundchen’s ass for her photo shoot. I wasn’t even considered because of the background screening. Either way, I’m happy for …

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You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it’s bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and …

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Vogue’s cover of a very game Lebron James clutching smiling supermodel Gisele Bundchen has sparked outrage among a few citizens. People shouting racism claim the photo evokes a racial stereotype …

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A collection of photos, which includes nudes of Gisele Bundchen (larger NSFW version here) and Kate Moss, from German-born collector Gert Elfering are set to be sold for $3 million. Christie’s …

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A Chinese eatery by the name of Philippe frequented by the rich and famous are denying claims that their employees screen recordings of celebrities who dined in their “private” wine cellar. …