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Amy Winehouse was arrested by appointment earlier today for perverting the course of justice. Amy’s husband Blake was arrested on the same charges last month for allegedly assaulting a bartender. Amy’s rep, with a nervous chuckle, says this happens all the time and not to worry.

“Her husband has been charged with grievous bodily harm against a pub landlord. He was then further charged with perverting the course of justice.

“It had been speculated that police might have an interest in any allegation about his wife’s potential involvement.”

I thought this would be a sexy story, but it seems once again the English have tricked me. *Shakes fist at a map of London* Anyway, I got $10 on Amy fumbling around in her beehive for cocaine while being questioned. $20 on her answers being some variation of “Not without my Blakey,” or “It’s snowing in London,” while she stares at specks of cocaine tumbling out of her nose.

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I don’t know where to begin with this. The fact that Amy Winehouse looked coked out of her mind as she wobbled around on stage, that they seemed to turn down the volume on her mic so no one …

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Gollum riding a horse. Frodo called, he wants his ring back.
Wait. This just in. That’s not a horse. That’s Sarah Jessica Parker. My apologies.

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Look! It’s Amy Winehouse and she’s doing something unusual again. Winehouse is like that retarded kid who you always watch to see what dumb thing they do next. If it’s not trying to cut …

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Amazingly sober, Amy Winehouse sashayed into court and plead “not guilty” to assaulting a fan in September 2008 at a high society ball. Outside, Amy happily obliged the paparazzi who were
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Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault and will appear in court later this month to answer to claims that she punched a dancer at a charity ball last September. Sherene Flash, the victim, …

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Upon hearing her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had been released from jail, Amy Winehouse cut short her 71-day vacation in St. Tropez and grabbed the first flight back to London to save her relationship. …

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While Amy Winehouse was making everyone in St. Lucia uncomfortable with her unsolicited nudity, two men ransacked her vacated London apartment stealing $21,000 worth of property. The robbers …

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Amy Winehouse is still in St. Lucia irritating the guests any way she knows how. Her latest attempt at making everyone feel very uncomfortable was playing Scrabble topless. The Sun describes: …

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Amy Winehouse is currently on a health vacation at the all-inclusive Le Sport Spa in St. Lucia. It’s going well to say the least. Amy starts her day with yoga stretches and exercise rings, …

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While her husband sits in jail figuring out who he has to fellate for his next fix, Amy Winehouse, 25, is busy hanging out with her new boytoy Joshua Bowman, 21, who she met in St. Lucia. Did …