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Psst. Hey, check it out. It’s Megan Fox and she’s signing autographs in an ill-fitting black dress. I think I can almost see part of her nipple. Ooo, this is so cool. I didn’t think this would happen until next year. So close, yes… yes… oh crap, she’s covering it up. She’s onto us! Get the hell outta here man. What are you doing? There’s no time to pull your pants up, just run before she turns her head. Ahhh!

Pictures NSFW depending on how long you stare.

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Megan Fox made her way from Berlin to London for another premiere of Transformers. I think me and everyone else have already covered the fact that she’s pretty and young and virile and the …

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Leaked photos of a dripping wet, topless Megan Fox with only pasties covering her nipples surfaced today. Oh wait, did I say today? I meant May of 2008 which was when those pictures were posted. …

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Good news. My fantasies are starting to become reality. Those visits to the shaman are finally paying off.
Megan Fox told The Sun that she dumped her fiance Brian Austin Green. Again. But supposedly …

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I avoided this as long as I could, but the more I tried, the more the image kept coming back into my head and freaking me out. So, if I’m going to be thinking about this all day, I’m taking …

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Megan Fox is in Tokyo for the premiere of Transformers and to answer your question, yes, I would make Megan Fox show up at every premiere regardless of whether she’s in the film or not. I’d
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Megan Fox is refusing to name names, but she claims that ever since she got famous, she’s sat down with legends in Hollywood to discuss potential roles only to be propositioned with the casting …

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Every week there’s a new Megan Fox in GQ or Megan Fox in Esquire article coming out. When will this madness end? My right hand is starting to cramp up.

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Megan Fox showed up in downtown LA to do a photo shoot for some magazine. You may not know this, but it actually takes effort to make Megan Fox look hot. Minimal effort, but effort nonetheless. …

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If you’re on Megan Fox quote overload, then too bad because you’re getting another one. This one being just as sexy as the others.
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual,” …

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With this post, today has turned into “Megan Fox is the perfect woman” day. It’s also given me an excuse to post that Megan Fox Esquire video …