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It’s unfortunate that the last celebrity nipple slip of 2007 will be from Sharon Stone. She’s almost half a century old. She shouldn’t be dressing like this. She should be at home telling kids about how her people discovered fire and built the first wheel. And look at those leather pants. Is it safe for her to wear those? They seem a little tight. If I were her age, I’d be worried about the vise like grip those things had around my thighs. They could crush one of her bones. Sharon Stone doesn’t care though. Sharon Stone lives on the edge. NSFW by the way.

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The Daily Mail is at it again with their tantalizing tales of celebrity whoredom. This time it’s about Lindsay Lohan hooking up with three guys in less than 24 hours. Why, you don’t say. Tell me more.

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18.

But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.

But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance - the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa. Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa’s jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again. The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a ‘healthy’ lifestyle.

Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella. The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem.

The Daily Mail is basically saying Lindsay Lohan is a slut and her vagina is like a revolving door. In other words, the perfect woman. She has big boobs and an insatiable appetite for sex. Women like this should be celebrated not shunned. In fact, I’m going to erect a statue for her right now. In my pants. Heh heh heh. Hand me my chisel.

I personally like the third guy, Dario Faiella. He looks like an intense caveman. But, here’s Alessandro Di Nunzio instead.

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Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline were at the same parties two nights in a row this weekend in Las Vegas, and different reports have them together one night, and Paris striking out with K-Fed the next.

The divorced dad-of-four dissed Paris Hilton during a December 30 party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. The celebutante, who was hosting the pre-New Year’s Eve celebration, shimmied up to Kevin in a sequined dress and made her move — only to be rejected by the newly single stay-at-home playboy.

“Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin’s ear,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.” According to the source, Kevin passed, but he said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”

[From PageSix]

People reports that Paris and K-Fed were at parties together both Saturday and Sunday night and say that they “hung out in Hilton’s room Saturday after leaving the club.” That’s People Magazine’s code for drunken sex.

So Page Six says that Paris tried to get K-Fed to go back to her room on Sunday, but was denied. Maybe you can assume that K-Fed got some of that Saturday night but decided to pass on seconds.

There are photos of Paris all over a “mystery guy” on Sunday as well as looking friendly with Brody Jenner Saturday night, so who knows what was really going on between her and K-Fed. The mystery guy thing wasn’t much, though, as a video of Paris singing while she hangs over him shows.

If K-Fed denied Paris’ second attempt, it’s probably because he doesn’t want the publicity. He was married to Britney and his most recent girlfriend starred in a sex tape with Colin Farrel so if Paris isn’t good enough for him that’s really saying something.

Meanwhile TMZ reports that K-Fed cleared out the club when he started rapping, and if you watch the video it does appear to be true. People start leaving in droves once Federline picks up the mic.

Thanks to Splash News and WENN for these photos.

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Millions ask why? Isn’t there enough pollution in the world? Think of the children you heathen! Nevertheless, someone out there thought this DVD was a good investment. The press didn’t buy it and they tried to liven things up with a question and answer session.

Unfortunately, our dear Danielle is unable to string two words together without a publicist. As you can see in the banner pic, she resorted to holding up her hands to answer the following questions:

“How high can you count?”, “What is the ideal penis size?”, “What is your IQ?” and “How many minutes are left in your 15 minutes of fame?”

With that last answer, the press let out a collective groan. One reporter fells to his knees, raised his arms to the heavens and cried out “WHY??” Another journalist was seen cowering in a corner, muttering “I got a journalism degree for this??!?”

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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Jennifer Aniston is in Los Cabos, Mexico with Courteney Cox, Courteney’s husband David Arquette and their daughter, Coco. Last year Aniston enjoyed the post-holiday season in Los Cabos along with the Cox-Arquettes and their mutual friend, Sheryl Crow. This year Crow stayed home and it looks like Aniston brought a date. OK! Magazine reports that she boarded a private jet from Burbank with a goateed fedora-wearing “mystery man,” who joined her on the balcony of her hotel in Mexico for drinks along with Courteney and David:

Outside the terminal, the party was picked up by a chauffer-driven white Cadillac Escalade, sent to greet them by their resort. After a 30-minute drive through the Mexican desert into Los Cabos, Jen, Courteney, David and the mystery man were spotted on the balcony of their rented beach home, chatting, drinking and dining at a table overlooking the gorgeous, windswept Sea of Cortez.

“Early that evening, Courteney, dressed in a cute jogging outfit, ran wind-sprints along the sand, as David and Coco accompanied her,” the eyewitness says. The trio “looked very happy and relaxed to be there. Coco was having a blast out on the beach. David looked pretty happy to be away from the hustle and bustle of L.A. He and Courteney were holding hands as they all walked together. And it seemed like the Arquettes may have been giving Jen and her friend some alone time. They weren’t seen leaving the house that night.”

[From OK! Magazine]

Maybe the unknown single guy is just a friend of the Cox-Arquettes, or maybe he was Aniston’s date. She is rumored to be in a so far short-term but serious relationship with actor Jason Lewis, and since he’s so handsome and recognizable we can probably assume that it wasn’t him.

OK! reports that Courteney, David and Jennifer have all enjoyed a joint vacation in Los Cabos for the past four years.

There’s a rumor that I’m inclined to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. There’s a story in The National Enquirer that she told friends and family that she’s expecting. It’s based on little more than “insider reports,” though, and there are no supporting details other than hearsay. I was hoping for some more evidence from the Enquirer, but now that I’ve read the article I think they might be bluffing based on photos of her. She does look pregnant to me, though.

Aniston’s rep has simply said “she’s not pregnant,” but time and more photographs will tell. Will she raise her baby with a different man like Heidi Klum did with Seal? Was she just wearing a deceptively baggy shirt and was her face looking a little puffy from recent surgical procedures? I’m thinking she’s pregnant, and that it’s going to be a big deal.

Aniston is shown in an ad for St. Jude’s Children’s Research hospital from November, thanks to Splash News.

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On January 26 at 2:00 p.m., former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis will be performing at Border’s bookstore at the Westbury Mall in New York. You’ll know this show will kick some serious ass if you caught one of his shows between November 4 to December 28 where he performed at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin. I use the word “perform” in the loosest sense possible because Constantine wasn’t singing, he was calling Bingo. Yes sir, the stars are the limit for this guy. You can catch him next singing over the PA at Walmart (maximum capacity 1,580 people!) until he gets kicked out. Suck on that Carrie Underwood.

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If Santa Claus goes by the Reuters good celebrity list, then it seems Angelina Jolie probably got something good in her stocking this year. Brad Pitt maybe? Reuters have listed the top celebrity humanitarians of 2007.

The actress was voted the person who has given the best name to “celebrity humanitarianism” for her work as goodwill ambassador for the UN refugee agency.

The 32-year-old, who has three adopted children from poverty-stricken areas, was also recognised for her attempts to draw attention to suffering in Africa and arrange aid for displaced Iraqis.

Madonna was voted the least respected celebrity altruist in the survey of 606 people by Reuters AlertNet. Although she raised millions for orphans in Malawi, she was accused of using her influence to adopt a baby from the country without the normal legal procedures.

Digital Spy

The poll wasn’t based on who did the most good, but rather who is the most respected do-gooder.

Other celebrity humanitarians include Bono, Bill Gates, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, and Bill Clinton. Following Madonna on the dubious humanitarian list is Paris Hilton following her aborted Rwanda trip, Oprah, Bono again, and Bob Geldof. So how can you earn respect to go along with your celebrity status?

The difference between Jolie and the other famous philanthropists is that the star doesn’t travel with camera crews and does her best to dodge the paparazzi.

“Someone like Angelina Jolie comes across as having more integrity than some celebrities and a greater sense that she doesn’t just do this for the publicity,” the director of the Feinstein International Famine Centre at Tufts University told Reuters news service.

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Angelina is an obvious choice as a respected celebrity humanitarian - although how the hell she gets anything done with four kids around is beyond me. I mean anything. Having time to brush her teeth, watch the news to know which countries are in crisis, anything! Some say that she’s got a team of nannies, but four kids must be demanding even if you have four nannies.

It also seems a little unfair to brand Madonna for adopting David Banda without following protocol, mostly because Malawi doesn’t seem to have a protocol for adoption. It is hard to bring a foreign child into your home and raise it, Madonna didn’t just adopt the kid for fashion, he’ll be around for the rest of her life.

It’s interesting that even after years of working for the AIDS cause and other issues in Africa, Bob Geldof and Bono still haven’t got the public’s respect.

Picture Note by Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are shown shopping at a baby store in New Orleans on 12/27/07, thanks to Splash News. Shiloh and Zahara are still young enough to need something from a baby shop so it might not mean they’re preparing for a new arrival by plane or hospital, although the tabloids are sure to make something of it. Thanks to Splash News.

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So, over the past couple of days, a variety of photo agencies have been posting picture after picture of Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini, on vacation with Michael Bolton.

I haven’t been running them, because the only person more boring than Nicolette Sheridan is Michael Bolton, but then some eagle-eyed blogger spotted a nip slip in one of those pics, and now I care.

Because celeb nipple is awesome.

Uncensored pics of Nicolette Sheridan’s nipple are after the jump.

Click on the thumbnails to enlarge the image.

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Over the weekend, Sting was on his rented $35,000 a day yacht in Sydney harbor sucking the toes off his wife Trudie. I’ll never understand why people are into this. They’re feet. You can clean them and scrub them, but at the end of the day they’re still feet. They sweat in your socks and some of them even have toe jam. You could get the same effect sucking on the ground underneath your refrigerator or licking the crevice between Rosie O’Donnell’s second and third chin.

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Lock up any fans of easy listening crooners - Enrique Iglesias says he’s easy and ready for lust.

He said: “Sex and love are so different that, of course, you don’t have to be in love with a woman to sleep with her but it’s amazing when you get them both together. I’d say I’ve been in love about 10 times in my life, although those feelings usually turned out to be lust.

“I’ve had my heart broken a few times, but really, I’ve only been in love once. Love is lust that lasts and develops into trust and friendship.”

While you don’t have to get Enrique to fall in love with you before he’ll bed you, he says he isn’t planning on emulating his father Julio Iglesias’s legendary sexual past. Which is probably good news for his girlfriend of five years Anna Kournikova.

He said: “I wouldn’t say I’ve learnt anything about women from my father, although I did decide that sleeping with 3,000 women was not the way I wanted to live my life.

“Anyway, I think a lot of his Lothario image was an act and I don’t know whether he was any happier than I am now.”

New Zealand Herald

Now, if you do happen to answer to the call of lust with young Iglesias, or even the senior Iglesias, I can tell you what he’ll be wearing: a red g-string. Apparently this is his private (or not so private) way of celebrating the festive season. Some of us just put up a tree and drink egg nog, and avoid the festive themed clothing altogether. Still, I’d rather have a pair of red knickers then wear a reindeer t-shirt anytime.

It seems to be far more acceptable for a man to say he doesn’t need to be in love to have sex, while a woman seems more likely to be branded a slut. Julio Igelsias seems to have a made a career from being a ladies man, but you very rarely hear a woman claim sexual prowess in numbers. Probably because we all know it’s not how often you do it, but how well.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Enrique Iglesias is shown on 6/19/07 at MTV’s TRL.