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Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. Her super power is something with electricity and boners. Granted, that has nothing to do with her showing up at the Nascar Nextel event dolled up and looking like the way god intended all women to look. Objectified. Coincidentally, that’s my favorite kind of -ified.

As an aside, this mighty temptress used to streak through the lobby of a building MTV always cut to to see if they would catch her and her crew naked.

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Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, …

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I’ve been told that if you stare hard enough, recite ten incantations and spin around in a circle three times, you can see Kirsten Bell’s nipples in these screenshots from the Blu-Ray version …

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were making out at the beach over the weekend. Well, it’s not so much making out as it was Dax Shepard trying to see how far he could shove his tongue down her …

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I bet Kristen Bell was thinking the same thing I was thinking. Motorboat!
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While the ogre-like Dax Shepard was looking away, Kristen Bell seized the opportunity to flirt with me. Actions speak louder than words and if you translated Kristen’s bent-over-on-all-fours
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This is Kristen Bell’s ass on the set of When In Rome. I don’t mean to brag, but my ass is much tighter. Better luck next time Kristen.
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Kristen Bell attended the premiere of her new film Forgetting Sarah Marshall which was blasted a month ago, but is now getting decent reviews and is being declared by some as another Judd Apatow …

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Kristen Bell performed in A Night at Sardis at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I don’t go to live theater because it’s boring and I’m not gay therefore I have no idea what’s going on here. …

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Kristen Bell made an appearance at the Alzheimer’s Association’s “A Night At Sardi’s.” Here’s where I make a joke about her cleavage being unforgettable or how the people with with …

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Apart from the their red lipsticks making them look like common circus clowns and Kristen Bell’s donkey-like braying sending Hayden Panettiere into a state of confused shock, these pictures …