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Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. Her super power is something with electricity and boners. Granted, that has nothing to do with her showing up at the Nascar Nextel event dolled up and looking like the way god intended all women to look. Objectified. Coincidentally, that’s my favorite kind of -ified.

As an aside, this mighty temptress used to streak through the lobby of a building MTV always cut to to see if they would catch her and her crew naked.

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Big news of the day. Kristen Bell attended the Alzheimer’s Association’s 17th Annual event in a fish dress. That is all.

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I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.

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Kristen Bell showed up for the premiere of Fanboys because, well, she’s in it. Here she is making out with a Wookie and promising to service a couple of Storm Troopers. Those rumors were right.
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I’m not sure what makes Kristen Bell appealing. She’s tiny, has no tits and smiles like a serial killer, but she’s cute so here she is at the InStyle/Warner Bros. after party. Most importantly, …

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Complex released another set of outtakes recently featuring Kristen Bell. This proves the Complex photographer has it made. They get to take pictures of hot chicks in whatever skanky outfits …

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Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, …

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I’ve been told that if you stare hard enough, recite ten incantations and spin around in a circle three times, you can see Kirsten Bell’s nipples in these screenshots from the Blu-Ray version …

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were making out at the beach over the weekend. Well, it’s not so much making out as it was Dax Shepard trying to see how far he could shove his tongue down her …

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I bet Kristen Bell was thinking the same thing I was thinking. Motorboat!
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While the ogre-like Dax Shepard was looking away, Kristen Bell seized the opportunity to flirt with me. Actions speak louder than words and if you translated Kristen’s bent-over-on-all-fours
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