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Conan O’Brien has announced that he will pay the salaries of his non-striking staff next week, out of his own pocket.

NBC had been paying their salaries through this week.

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How else to explain the eleven minutes the two spent in a first-class bathroom on a flight from Frankfurt to LA?

Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star.

Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.

Seriously, I’d be grossed out, too. It’s really hard to thoroughly wash your hands in those airplane bathrooms!

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I had no idea she was even pregnant.

In fact, I’ve known basically nothing about her since Ad got killed off on The Sopranos (my apologies to those of you who are still making your way through the DVDs). I guess she was on Joey, but I think I speak for the entire nation when I say, “Who cares?”

She and her boyfriend, Shooter Jennings, just had a baby girl on Wednesday. Her name is Alabama Gypsy Rose.

Congrats to Drea and Shooter!

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Promising bondage beds, latex, pornstars, erotic dancers and a booty bar, the flyer for this year’s Hookers Ball in Darwin is, for the most part, perfect. However, there are a few issues I have with it.

1. Tara Reid is a special guest. How sad is it that only Tara Reid was available?
2. They have to remind people that she was the star of American Pie and that everyone should quietly erase from memory her roles in Van Wilder, Josie and the Pussycats, American Pie 2, My Boss’ Daughter, Alone in the Dark and other abominations in movie making.
3. Tara Reid is an A-lister. Maybe their finger slipped off the “D” key?
4. They photoshopped out her gnarly stomach. Are you guys crazy? That would have been a key selling point.
5. Tara Reid is a special guest. I thought that was worth mentioning again.

Did you know Tara Reid may also be competing in a wet t-shirt contest? Guests will be in for a treat when her water soaked white tee begins to reveal two terrifyingly freaky breasts rife with surgery scars. Who will puke first? My bet’s on the girl in the green dress who’s only taken two tequila shots and is already drunkenly explaining to her friends why she had to use the urinal in the women’s restroom.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and her hubby, Chris Martin, haven’t been seen photographed together in months.

When asked about the rumors of an impending split, Paltrow’s rep said they “are absolutely not true. They have been completely together and barely separated. Chris was with her in Los Angeles during the shooting of ‘Iron Man,’ and then with her in the Hamptons during the summer, and in London for September and October. She’s been in New York for the past week, but he is joining him soon in a few days. This stems from the fact that both Chris and Gwyneth make a deliberate effort not to be photographed together. She does not take him to any events where there will be press – or if she does, they enter separately. It is their policy not to put their relationship out there for public consumption.”

My, my, my.

A simple “not true” would have sufficed, darling.

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Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. Her super power is something with electricity and boners. Granted, that has nothing to do with her showing up at the Nascar Nextel event dolled up and looking like the way god intended all women to look. Objectified. Coincidentally, that’s my favorite kind of -ified.

As an aside, this mighty temptress used to streak through the lobby of a building MTV always cut to to see if they would catch her and her crew naked.

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Julia Roberts acted like a woman possessed as she crazily honked her horn while driving on the wrong side of the road in L.A. trying to pull over a photog. Julia then went over to chew him out about taking pictures of her kids. If this was me, I’d just wave her off and speed away. I don’t need another lecture about taking pictures of kids. I think the judge about covered it all.

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Not to be outshone by Nicole Richie’s ongoing pregnancy, Paris Hilton has let it be known that she too wants to spawn. You see, Paris wants her baby to be bff with Nicole’s baby just like when they were little. That way a new generation of idiots may take their place when their older and no doubt wiser (65-years-old and at a 6th grade level, baby!).

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old,” she told PEOPLE at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party. “I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

Still, Hilton admits, she has a few things to take care of first – like finding a man! “I don’t have a boyfriend right now,” the Simple Life star insisted. “But I would love to start a family.”

Suck on that evolution. You think your archaic rules of natural selection applies to these two dolts? Think again douche bag. How does it feel to be outsmarted by two people who in the Stone Age would have been eaten by sabretooth tigers upon birth? Not good, huh? Would you say it’s like being punched in the liver? Don’t know what that feels like? Let me show you. BAM! That pain you feel is eerily familiar isn’t it?

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Earlier, Kim Kardashian claimed that Delta employees set her up in order to steal $50,000 worth of stuff from under her nose. Among the items missing were diamonds, a Cartier watch, a digital camera and her laptop. However, police don’t believe Kim is that stupid and claim it’s a publicity stunt. Page Six says,

Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian’s reps didn’t return calls.

Let me tell you something NYPD. If you attached a diamond ring to a rope on a stick and stuck the stick on Kim’s head so that the ring dangled in front of her face just out of her reach, Kim would chase that thing all the way to China. Remember those cartoons where a light bulb goes off above their head during a moment of realization? When Kim finally has her light bulb moment, it’ll most likely buzz for a second, fizzle and then the filament would pop and the light bulb would be all black and cloudy. So, yes. Not only did she get all her stuff stolen, but the thiefs also put a “Kick Me” sign on her back which is still there today.

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Fans of Grey’s Anatomy recently discovered the existence of an old movie of Chyler Leigh, Grey’s newest cast member, called Kickboxing Academy. Chyler was only 15 when it was released, but everyone obviously thought she was mature enough to handle an on screen kiss. And they were right. The guy lucky enough to feel the soft caress of her soft, pouty lips was future Power Ranger, Christopher Khayman Lee. Chyler’s brother. Sexy.

You can fast forward past those two dorks in the video to see not one, but two scenes where Chyler and her brother lock lips. In Christopher’s defense, his sister is pretty hot. Plus, now, whenever he’s around his friends and they’re all talking about how doable his sister is and in what ways they would defile her, Chris gets to tell them that they totally made out. Twice. “Oh. No way, bro! Hi-five!”