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According to Star Magazine, after a screening of Angelina Jolie’s A Mighty Heart at her house, Julia Roberts said she could have done a better job.

An insider must have dished to the magazine as they have this quote. “I would rarely way this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film,’ Julia announced to her friends. And they loved her reaction,” says the source.  “Angie isn’t exactly the most loved person in Hollywood.”

This hatred of my mistress could have stemmed from the fact that Julia’s husband often told her about Angelina’s play for Brad on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

“Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad,” says the source.  “People on the set called her the Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad.  Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard.

Spider-Woman. That sounds ultra sexy. That’s 8 hands to use for a hand job. Of course, I always turn any awful nickname given to Angelina into something sexy. Elephantitis face? Easy, that’s hot because… crap. I got nothing.

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Christina Ricci last week spent the day poolside in a bikini. Two words. Huge forehead. That is all.

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Pete Wentz has sent heavy metal band Neurosonic a cease and desist order because they have a song making fun of his girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson. Page Six writes,

The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a “jig” along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.

Jesus. Pete is a crybaby. He acts tough trying to fight people, but he gets butt hurt when someone writes a shitty song about his girlfriend’s humiliation from years ago. I bet if you punch him in the face he’ll cry for 5 minutes before singing about it. I also bet he wears women’s underwear because it feels great against his skin. And for the most part, he’s right. It does. Almost as if soft puffy clouds were supporting your scrotum. Er, so I’ve heard.

Pete Wentz’s possibly NSFW sex scene down below.

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Tyra Banks’ fear of taking off her wig in bed has retarded her sex life. She is said to be very insecure about being seen without her wig and extensions because guys may be turned off.

“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”

I wonder if Tyra looks like Hulk Hogan without her wig or if it’s more patchy like she has mange. That could actually be useful in her line of work. Whenever she visits burn victims or cancer patients, she can take off her fake hair and cry, “I’m just like youuuu!” The kids will be so scared that they’ll defecate themselves, the nurses will drop their bedpans in order to form a cross with their fingers and the doctors will try to stab her with enough horse tranquilizer to put her out of her misery. Wait, did I say useful? Sorry, I meant to say horrifying.

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In news that may shock and surprise you, Amy Winehouse might still be on drugs. Gasp! At a concert last Thursday, Winehouse was photographed pulling something out of her bra, putting it up to her nostril and possibly inhaling it.

She then veiled a silk scarf in front of her face for a few moments before agitatedly rubbing her nose.

Winehouse, 24, then struggled to string a coherent sentence together as she exchanged banter with the crowd at the Brixton Academy between songs.

I’m beginning to think Amy Winehouse has a drug problem. I don’t know why, but over the past few weeks, I’ve gotten this strange feeling Amy is addicted to a certain powdery white narcotic beloved by many in Hollywood.

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According to Rav “Britain’s Hottest Showbiz Reporter” Singh, Britney Spears is set to adopt Chinese twins after full custody of her own two children was given to K-Fed. And she’s also planning her own funeral or something.

Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.

And in another worrying move for the former Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN funeral.

Apparently, Brit has forked out the cash because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.

A source close to Britney told me: “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.

Yeah, ok. I’ll go with it. You want to know why she’s adopting Chinese babies? Because she really loves Chinese food and she thinks they’ll be able to cook it for her. It’s an innate ability. But, Chinese twins weren’t her first pick. I can exclusively reveal that Britney was pretty bummed out when she found out there was no such thing as McDonald’s babies or KFC babies. Wow, I feel like Rav Singh now.

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Last Tuesday, Linda Hogan filed for divorce from her husband of 23 years, Hulk Hogan. When the St. Petersburg Times asked the Hulkster for a comment on Friday, he said, “Whaaaa?!” or “No one divorces the Hulkster, brother,” or maybe this,

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.

He called back about five minutes later.

“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

Things aren’t going so great for the Hogan family. Their daughter has a penis, their son put his friend in a coma, Linda Hogan gave birth to them and Hulk Hogan has an ongoing love affair with doo-rags. Now that I think about it, maybe the doo-rag caused the rift in their marriage. Does he wear it during sex? If not, that would be pretty creepy. I’d think 23 years of watching a guy with a ring of long, frosty locks around his obviously bald head grunting and poking you for 5 minutes is enough of a reason to contemplate divorce. The judge should be pretty sympathetic.

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News of the World may not be known for their highly accurate, ethical reporting, but they sure are good for a laugh. The world’s smuttiest tabloid is reporting that Britney Spears is in the “final stages” of adoption plans for Chinese twins. Because I’m sure any adoption agency would be glad to have her on their roster. Apparently Britney must fill the massive void in her heart left by sons Jayden James and Sean Preston, who are spending most of their time with father Kevin Federline – on court order. Instead of trying to clean up her act, News of the World wants us to believe that Brit’s just decided to start fresh with a new set of kids. I will give them a little credit, in that if anyone would think that the most sensible way to improve her situation would be to get some new kids, it’d be Britney Spears.

Troubled pop singer Britney Spears, who recently lost permanent custody of her two sons, Jayden James & Sean Preston to ex-husband Kevin Federline, is planning to adopt Chinese twins.

According to reports from Britain’s News Of The World newspaper, Britney, 25, has confided to pals that she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the adoption very soon.

Friends of the singer reckon that Britney has elected to adopt the two six-year-old children from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.

[From Showbiz Spy]

Apparently whoever works in the research department at News of the World (I have a theory that it’s actually a penguin with a red pen) didn’t bother to look into China’s super-stringent requirements for foreign adoptions. They might have made their story a tad more believable if they’d picked pretty much any other country to lie about. Last year, the China Center for Adoption Affairs changed the qualifications for foreigners to adopt and made them super-rigid (and slightly offensive to some – you now can’t adopt if you’re fat). Britney wouldn’t be allowed to adopt a child from China for about 82 reasons. First off, no singles. Before, about 8% of the children were adopted to single moms. You also have to be at least thirty years old (Brit is 26 in a few days). If you have ever been investigated by Child Welfare Services, you’re pretty much out of luck. If you’ve been diagnosed with major depression or any other mental illness or are on medication for them, you’re out. And if you’ve been diagnosed with alcoholism in the last ten years, you can’t adopt a Chinese child. They also mention that you can’t adopt if you’ve had any surgeries in the last year then you’re excluded – no word on if Brit’s Lipo-Dissolve treatments count as surgery. Something tells me Britney Spears isn’t willing to jump through all those hurdles, considering she won’t put any effort into the children she already has.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Britney is shown out on Thanksgiving, where she went shopping at Virgin Records and then spent the night at the Four Seasons. Thanks to Splash News.

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Julia Roberts held a viewing party at her house for the A Mighty Heart DVD, in which Angelina Jolie plays the wife of slain journalist Daniel Pearl, who was killed by terrorists in Pakistan in 2002. When the film was over, she promptly told guests that she could have done a better job in the starring role as Marianne Pearl than Angelina did. Maybe she thought she would have looked better as a person of mixed ethnicity, because you know she would have had no ethical issues with wearing dark makeup for that role:

Julia Roberts invited friends to her new Malibu home to watch the recently released DVD of the film – and after sitting through every minute, she gave Angie a resounding two-thumbs-down, reveals a source.

“‘I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film,’ Julia announced to her friends. And they loved her reaction,” says the source. “Angelina isn’t exactly the most loved person in Hollywood.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 3, 2007]

The article goes on to say that Julia’s husband Danny Moder worked as a cameraman on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and personally watched Angelina work her magic on the then-married Brad.

“Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad,” says the source. “People on the set called her Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad. Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard. Julia’s definitely on Team Jennifer!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 3, 2007]

If it’s true that Roberts dissed Angelina’s acting like that and that she didn’t like her anyway, it sounds like she had a viewing party of the film just so that she could rip it apart with her friends. That’s nasty! She went out of her way to create an opportunity to talk smack about Angelina.

I’m not a big Angelina fan, but I really think Julia Roberts is full of shit. She talks a good game about how she’s trying to be a super-mom who lives a low-impact lifestyle, but she also drives an SUV and was recently busted parking in a handicapped spot. Add in the fact that she’s bitter about Angelina and I’ll trash her anytime I can. Does that make me a hypocrite because I just ripped on her for doing the same thing to Angelina? Yes, yes it does.

Here’s Julia Roberts showing off her five-month-old son, Henry, on Oprah last week. I know it’s hard to tell in these pictures taken off television, but she really looks like she’s had some recent work done. Look at how her eyes turn up now. Thanks to Splash News for these pictures.

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A 8-year-old disabled boy wanted to meet Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film, Management, in Madras, Oregon. Kind-hearted Aniston made sure that the little guy was able to get on the set immediately, and she took time out to personally meet with him, signing a photo for him and spending time talking to him.

Isaiah Beeson suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta, which causes brittle bones that are weak and can easily break. He is a big fan of Aniston and loves to watch Friends repeats. His grandfather told the National Enquirer that Aniston really went out of her way for Isaiah, and that he couldn’t stop talking about what a “super nice lady” she was:

[Jennifer Aniston] was in her trailer prepping for a scene when she heard that Isaiah Beeson – an 8-year-old with a debilitating bone disease that confines him to a wheelchair – wanted to say hello.

“Jennifer made arrangements for Isaiah to be brought on-set immediately,” the child’s grandfather, Danny Beeson, told The Enquirer in an exclusive interview. “It was second nature to her to want to make his day, and it was a dream come true for the little guy.

“Isaiah’s only eight, but he knows and loves Jennifer from watching ‘Friends’ repeats with his mom.

“He’ll never forget how Jennifer made time for him… [Her] attention really raised his spirits.. He kept saying what a ’super nice lady’ she was after he left the set.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 3, 2007]

This touching story reminds me of Colin Farrel, who also spends time with disabled fans and does small acts of charity without asking for recognition or seeking publicity. It’s telling that the only magazine covering this story is The National Enquirer, and it suggests and Aniston tried to keep it quiet. There are no pictures of her with the boy, and the article is accompanied by just a small picture of Isaiah with his mom. If she wanted the news to get out she would have called someone on-set to come and take photos so that she could get some positive press out of it.

Aniston may not be going out of her way to do charity, but she’s not too caught up in her career to be kind to fans. Last summer when asked if she was interested in world affairs, she quipped “No, I’m not interested in any of that. I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.” We know she sure didn’t try to use this opportunity to get some press. Maybe she figures that charity is her ex’s thing and she’s damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t.

Aniston is reportedly doing some public charity, though, she is slated to appear in the upcoming Oprah-produced reality charity show on ABC “The Big Give.”. She was announced as taking part in the show this spring along with celebrity chef Jamie Oliver, and that’s when filming took place. I’m not sure why we haven’t seen the show yet.

Header image is an older one of Aniston from 8/29/07, thanks to WENN. She has really stayed out of the spotlight lately, probably because she’s filming in Oregon.