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In a story so bizarre it must be true, The National Enquirer is claiming that O.J. Simpson is pleading with Cuban leader Fidel Castro to let him move to the Socialist island nation, which has no extradition treaty with the US. O.J. hopes to escape prosecution for multiple charges including kidnapping and armed robbery stemming from a September 16 raid of a Vegas Hotel room of memorabilia O.J. believed belonged to him. Three of O.J.’s five accomplices have testified against him and accepted plea deals, but O.J. has pled not guilty and will go to trial with the other two guys that accompanied him. He could face decades in jail.

O.J. got away with double murder and he doesn’t think he should have to face the music for this crime, either, so he’s trying to get Castro to let him come to Cuba, where he believes he will be “treated like a king.”

“O.J. has had many sleepless nights planning his escape,” an insider revealed.

“He vows he will never let them put him in prison.

“Weeks ago, he started asking friends about countries that do not have extradition treaties with the United States. Cuba was mentioned – and O.J.’s eyes lit up.

“There’s no way they can get me outta there,” he declared. “In fact, Castro would treat me like a king!”

Disclosed the insider: “Simpson wrote to the communist leader that it would be a great opportunity for Castro to laugh in the face of U.S. leaders, something O.J. is certain Castro would enjoy.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, November 26, 2007]

The article goes on to claim that O.J. wants to move to Cuba even if he escapes jail in the U.S. because he thinks that he’s hounded here. He is also said to believe that the Feds have his phones tapped and that he’s being followed constantly.

If the folks at the National Enquirer made this one up I’d be surprised and would have to give them credit for originality. I doubt O.J. will be welcomed by Castro. The aging leader of Cuba seems like he has more important things to do than pardon stupid O.J.

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Dennis Quaid’s twin babies along with 13 others were mistakenly overdosed with a massive amount of anti-coagulant used to treat blood clots known as Heparin. On Sunday night, both babies began to bleed out and were transferred to the neo-natal intensive care unit where they remain in stable condition. TMZ reports,

Babies typically get 10 units. Our sources say they were each mistakenly given 10,000 units. The drug is used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots. We’re told one dose was given on Sunday morning, another on Sunday evening.

We’re told a technician stored the Heparin in the wrong place, and when a nurse grabbed the medicine for the babies without looking — it was the wrong dosage.

A source says the babies are now being given Protamine, which reverses the effects of Heparin.

Apparently, today is sad baby story day. First it was Angelina Jolie’s Zahara and now it’s Dennis Quaid’s twins. Later, TMZ will have an exclusive report about how Sean Preston and Jayden James dragged Britney out of a burning house after she passed out with a lit cigarette in her hand as a result of her mid-meal kegger. You know, provided they’ve learned to walk and haven’t turned feral or into fat baby blobs content to sit in front of the tv with a sippy cup of Coke yelling at Maury Povich while their house burns down around them.

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Dennis Quaid’s 12 day old newborn twins were the victims of an egregious hospital mistake. Little Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace were given one thousand times the regular dose of the blood thinner heparin not once but over two days in a gross oversight that could kill them. They are said to be in stable condition, so let’s hope they recover and suffer no long-term effects from this terrible case of hospital error:

TMZ has learned that Dennis Quaid’s newborn twins are fighting for their lives after being inadvertently overdosed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Sources tell us the twins — Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace — were accidentally given a massive does of Heparin, an anti-coagulant. Babies typically get 10 units. Our sources says they were each mistakenly given 10,000 units. The drug is used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots. We’re told one dose was given on Sunday morning, another on Sunday evening.

We’re told late Sunday night, both babies started to “bleed out.” Both babies are now at Cedars in the neo-natal intensive care unit where we’re told they are stable.

[From TMZ.com]

A recent study suggests that nearly 200,000 people die each year in US hospitals from “preventable medical errors,” which is more than the number of people who die from breast and lung cancer combined . If those are the number that died, just think of how many countless more people must be seriously injured due to common errors like the one that happened to Dennis Quaid’s babies twice.

Ironically Quaid does work with the charity “International Hospital for Children in New Orleans” in which he helps build medical clinics in Central America, bringing some children back to the U.S. for treatment they cannot get at home.

Dennis Quaid, 53, and his wife of three years Kimberly, 35, had the twins through a gestational carrier, which were conceived using their own egg and sperm. Our thoughts are with Dennis and his family for a speedy and full recovery for his babies.

Dennis Quaid and his wife are shown on 4/11/06 at the American Dreamz premiere, thanks to PR Photos. Some Details from Wikipedia

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Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back to Hillary Swank in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”. Sex with her could be quite the adventure. Just look at those ham-sized hands. She would force you to bend over and then repeatedly donkey punch you and all you could do is whimper. When you try to complain, she would just sing: “It’s time to be a big girl now/And big girls don’t cry”. - CS

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Previously thought to be deceased, Zahara’s real mother is still alive and has no plans to dispute Angelina Jolie’s adoption. Mentwabe Dawit tells of how she was too scared to tell anyone that she was raped at knife-point in 2004. Eventually, she became pregnant and had the baby, but soon found out she couldn’t take care of it and ran away. Mentwabe’s mother thought her daughter was dead and put the baby up for adoption. Eventually, Angelina Jolie came and adopted her.

“He pulled a dagger, put one hand on my mouth, so that I could not scream. He then raped me and disappeared,” Mentwabe told Reuters in an interview, tears streaming down her face.

The 24-year-old decided to keep the assault a secret.

“I feared the consequences of being raped in a community where rape is considered a taboo, even if what happened happened forcibly,” she said.

Well, that sucks. All my illegitimate babies I conceived with my supermodel girlfriends were consensual so I don’t think I have anything to worry about unless the law states that you can’t run away from your unborn fetuses and then legally change your name. Oh, don’t look so shocked. I take care of all my bastard children. I give their mothers a couple bucks so they can get a cab to the hospital when they go into labor. People always look past my gentlemanly side.

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An upcoming issue of US Magazine reveals clues to Britney’s recent history of unexplainable behavior. The shocking details include:

Personal Issues

“…that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.”

Family Issues

“Us has learned that Spears’ paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, in June 1966 committed suicide at age 31. Britney’s grandmother, who suffered from depression, shot herself in the chest with a shotgun at the grave of her infant son….Emma Jean Spears left behind four other children, including Britney’s father, Jamie Spears, then an eighth grader. Two of Jamie Spears’ brothers ended up with criminal records and homeless.

When kids have sex at 14, they usually don’t end up valedictorians. If listening to Loveline has taught me anything, they usually were abused as children, feel a need to sexualize themselves early on and exhibit self-destructive tendencies. Check, check and check. Will this girl make it to 30? I wonder if Las Vegas has odds on this.

After reading US Magazine’s article, I’ve got a weird lump in my stomach. A foreign sensation rarely felt. Wait, wait.. I think I can put a finger on it. Yes. It’s sympathy. - CS

Editor’s note: Whoa, watch it with those “feelings”

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Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey have been on vacation in some country where there’s no semblance of winter for what seems like the past 8 months. These two don’t do much besides screw in hot tubs and swim in the ocean so it makes sense that there would be more bikini shots of Vanessa Minnillo when everyone else in Hollywood is wearing pants instead of shorts. How they earn a living is a mystery to me, but if I had to guess it would be from diving for oysters. I once overheard Nick saying he’d give Vanessa a pearl necklace so I assume he was talking about jewelery and not about shooting his load on her chest. I could be wrong, but that doesn’t happen often.

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Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter was at the premiere of Fred Claus last night and that’s pretty much the only nice thing I can say about her right now. She looks like a Photoshop from Conan O’Brien’s “If They Mated” skit. I’m pretty sure if you cut her hair short and wax her unibrow, she’d be the most popular kid in school because she’d be the only 11-year-old able to buy alcohol without an id. You sure she’s not a dude or possibly a caveman? Maybe by “born 11 years ago” they meant “thawed out 11 years ago.”

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Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox are said to have had a huge falling out when Cox couldn’t make it to visit Aniston on set in Oregon where she’s filming. Aniston is working on the movie Management with Woody Harrelson and Steve Zahn, and she’s out in the small town of Madras staying at a hotel without room service that looks like a no-frills adequate three star. She’s to avoid hanging out with her costars after work, and is supposedly lonely.

Star Magazine reports that she asked Courtney to come visit her and to bring her daughter Coco along and Courtney had to say no because her husband David Arquette didn’t want her to go without him. This supposedly made Jen tell Courtney that she wasn’t being a decent friend, Courtney said Jen was acting selfish, and now they’re not speaking:

Things came to a head when Jen asked Courteney and her 3-year-old daughter, Coco, to come see her on the set. But Courteney’s husband, David Arquette, didn’t really want them to go, says another source, and that set Jen off.

“She called Courteney from Portland,” says a source. “She’d had a bad day on the set and wanted to talk about it. She was hoping Courteney might come to Oregon to see her. But when Courteney told her it wasn’t a good time, Jen lost it. She broke down and screamed that Courteney wasn’t supportive and never makes time for her anymore.

“Courteney was blown away. She feels like all she ever does is listen to Jennifer whine…

“Courteney told Jen that she was being selfish. But Jen didn’t want to hear it and slammed down the phone. They haven’t talked since.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, November 26, 2007]

Of course this means that Aniston has been contacting her ex, Brad Pitt. Star claims that they’ve been “exchanging a flurry of e-mails for weeks,” and that Aniston is being flirty in e-mail. But then they push this questionable tale to the limit by adding that they’ve been talking on the phone too. If Brad and Jen were really talking on the phone, why didn’t Star lead with that tidbit instead of focusing on the e-mails first? It all sounds a bit suspect, like most of the other cover stories about the long-dead Brad/Angelina/Jen triangle.

She’s really winning Brad’s heart with her e-mails. She knows Angelina Jolie doesn’t have much of a sense of humor, so she makes her e-mails to Brad extremely entertaining. She’s flirting. She’s like Meg Ryan with Tom Hanks in You’ve Got Mail. She’s opening up her heart and trying to build a bond.”

Besides pouring out her heart in her messages, Jen has also been talking shop with her ex, the friend reveals.

“Brad wants to help her with her career,” says the pal, “and Jen has even suggested a private meeting. I think she asked him to visit her in Oregon, but that’s totally unrealistic. If Brad flew out there, it would look just awful to Angie – and to the whole world.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, November 26, 2007]

All that sounds like total bullshit to me, but it could be true that Aniston and Cox are fighting. You could see single Aniston getting upset when Cox doesn’t drop everything to be with her. As for the supposed e-mails and phone calls with Pitt, it’s doubtful.

Header image is of Aniston and Cox together at the Dirt premiere on 12/10/06, thanks to Splash News. They are shown below in an older image at the SAG Awards on 3/9/03, thanks to PRPhotos.

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With the current music industry slump, various performers have turned to side jobs to make ends meet. Patrick Stump, lead singer for Fall Out Boy, often temps at LAX as a baggage handler. Here, he helps Hilary Duff load her Louis Vuitton bags.

I cannot lie. Hilary Duff looks ravishing here. Usually, she reminds me of a horse, or a cute little pony at best. That’s not bestiality is it? - CS