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UK model / reality tv star Sophie Anderton was busted in a sting operation conducted by News of the World (a lot more NSFW pics at that link). Sophie was caught on camera prostituting herself for $20,000 while doing lines of blow. Undercover video here. So in essence, the title of this story is very fitting.

“I’m great at sex,” Sophie bragged as she beckoned our reporter to romp with her. “I’ll be a lot of fun. I’ll look great on your f***ing arm. I’m a supermodel.”

The beauty, who has publicly claimed she’s beaten her long battle with drug addiction, also offered our man cocaine.

“Everyone takes drugs. You don’t take coke?” she asked. “I’ve got some on me. Do you want a line?”

When our reporter—posing as a potential client—declined she pulled a wrap out of her designer handbag, made lines on the coffee table and snorted them through a rolled-up £20 note.

As name-dropping Sophie desperately tried to sell her body, throughout the meeting she:

• BOASTED about being on last year’s I’m A Celeb before BITCHING about the current contestants.
• TORE into rival supermodel Kate Moss, branding her a “f***ing nightmare”.
• DISHED the dirt on how she had her pal Prince Andrew rolling about with laughter at a party by INSULTING Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed.
• DEMANDED £15,000 a night for a WEEKEND of sex in the BAHAMAS with her and a hooker friend.
• HOOVERED up three lines of cocaine.

“I just think short term, and at the end of the day nobody gets hurt.” Then she laid down the ground rules for sex. “Definitely with condoms,” she said. Spanking is cool. But I’m not into any kinky s**t, to be honest.”

Sophie also said that she was “cool” with giving her punter oral sex. “I know that I’m great in bed,” she added. “But if I don’t feel comfortable with something I’m not going to go along with it and be fake. I don’t do the whole fake thing.”

She was keen to make sure the sex was fuelled by cocaine. So she offered to call her cocaine dealer, a girl called Isabella. “It’s £50 a gram. And it’s in rocks as well—it’s not cut,” said Sophie. “She’s very trustworthy. She’s a friend of mine. This is the only person I go to and she stops working at 11.”

Wow. This whole thing is like a lurid description of my dream girl minus the paying for it part and the cocaine. I don’t need a girl OD’ing in the middle of sex. Not again. Plus, I don’t really have money. Unless you count Monopoly money as real money. In which case, I don’t have any money. No matter though because I’m pretty good at getting by with my good looks and charm. I guess I’m just blessed. Blessed with this chloroform and this gun.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday afternoon at Dublin Airport after a drunkenly yelling at a female worker. She told him he couldn’t get on the flight as he was clearly too inebriated, which angered him and resulted in his shouting, “I will get on this flight no matter what” over and over again. Rhys Meyers has been to rehab twice in the last few years – this last time in April – which he left after only two weeks. Rehab is boring after all, I’m sure it’s fine to leave because you want your freedom and to be able to go out and have lunch with your friends. How could sobriety possibly compare to that?

Match Point actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been arrested after an alleged drunken row with airline staff. The Irish actor reportedly launched an angry tirade of abuse at one female worker when she told him he was “unfit to travel” at Ireland’s Dublin Airport at around 2.30pm on Sunday.

The 30-year-old star – who was trying to board a British Midland flight to London after appearing on Irish TV show Tubridy Tonight on Saturday – repeatedly told staff: “I will get on this flight no matter what.” One source said: “After being told he couldn’t fly he flew into a temper and started screaming at this woman. She seemed to be very upset by the whole ordeal.” Police arrested the star at the airport and took him to the nearby Whitehall Garda station where he was charged under the Public Order Act with being drunk and disorderly and a breach of the peace.

Speaking outside the station after being released on bail, a disheveled Rhys Meyers said: “I said the wrong thing to the wrong woman at the wrong time.”

[From News.com.au]

It occurs to me that the problem isn’t that he said those things to the wrong woman, the problem is that he said the wrong things at all. It’s not like there’s a right person Rhys Meyers could have screamed at. He’s one of those actors who’s very face has always annoyed me. He just has this “I think I’m the greatest thing ever” air about him, and it makes me want to smack the cockiness right off his face.

Rhys Meyers is on the cover of this month’s Details. There’s a very bizarre interview with him in which he mentions his alcoholism (and how he never touches the stuff anymore) along with screaming out “PUSSY! I want pussy!” through the streets of Dublin for no apparent reason, and then burning the fake hair off his jacket sleeves with a lighter in a café during the interview. His reasoning being that it’s something to do. Alright, totally normal.

Rhys Meyers himself no longer goes to those sorts of mobbed, cacophonous venues. A notorious partier, he’s recently sworn off alcohol. “I didn’t drink until I was 25, and I never drank every day, but when I did, it was bad. It would be a couple of days that just wouldn’t work out for me, waking up with a hangover. Drink doesn’t fit into the groove of where my life is going.”

Rhys Meyers, now 30, has been in rehab twice. “I want to do really good things with my life,” he says. “And drinking is not synonymous with that. The [Richard] Burton days, the [Peter] O’Toole days, they are gone.”

[From Details]

I guess not so much. Sometimes you can just tell when people are “functional” alcoholics who will probably remain that way for life because they don’t suffer any severe consequences for it (though everyone around them often does). Rhys Meyers strikes me as one of those guys.

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Over the weekend, Hayden Panettiere patronized the fanboys at the SciFi Convention in New York City. Ever the trooper — the stormtrooper? — , she gamely listened to spirited discussions on Jar Jar Binks and the mythology of Star Wars. Here, she pretends to be happy and poses with two people with too much time on their hands. Thrilled to finally touch a woman, their Stormtrooper outfits hid the biggest erections ever. - CS

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Having last week canceled his appearance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show due to his mother’s death, Kanye West decided to go ahead with his planned performance at Le Zénith in Paris. Near the end of his set, he was prepared to sing a tribute to his late mother when he broke down and cried.

“He just cracked,” one attendee tells PEOPLE, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.”

“He said the word, ‘Mother’ and just couldn’t go any further,” Le Parisien journalist Meddy Magloire said. “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”

The band restarted the song, but West left the stage, returning after 10-15 minutes to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of “Stronger.”

“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” Magloire says. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”

Performing after your mother died and trying to sing a tribute to her the week after takes guts. That’s something I know a lot about. For instance, this morning I heard a strange noise and dove under my bed. Turns out it was the doorbell. The point is, I was under there without my blankie and I didn’t pee myself. I’m a big boy now!

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Looks like Melissa Joan Hart, our little teenage witch, is pregnant again. Here she is waddling down the sidewalk, desperately needing her morning cup of coffee. Look! It has opposable thumbs! It can hold things! What we don’t see is the giant net, right outside the frame. The one that’s about to come down over her and take her back to the ocean. Isn’t whale migration supposed to take place in the summertime? - CS

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Sometimes celebrities think they can do whatever they want without consequence. Case in point. At the Chateau Marmont, Eva Longoria ignored the host and started pulling chairs from other people’s reserved tables so she could join Ken Paves, Shakira and Victoria Beckham at theirs. Page Six says,

“Eva ran straight over to Posh and started pulling up chairs around a big table so they could sit together,” said our spy. “The host was furious. She told Eva, ‘You cannot bring any more chairs over here. This is a dining room.’ Eva didn’t listen to her, and a head server had to start pulling the chairs from her and move them back to the dining area so people with reservations could sit.”

I’m not sure what’s up the host’s butt. She should have bowed to Eva Longoria’s every whim. Doesn’t she know Eva’s a big star and therefore, above the rules of man? Let those commoners sit on the floor. So what if they made reservations months in advance, it’s not like they’re the ones bettering the world by slaving away on the set of Desperate Housewives or watching their husband play basketball. Really, if you think about it, society owes her big time.

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Lindsay Lohan’s little 13 year-old sister, Ali, had everyone buzzing with how grown up she’s looking in the promo shots for her mother’s new reality show on E! US Weekly notes that she looks nothing like her freckled older sister did at that age. Lindsay was fresh-faced and wide-eyed at 13 while Ali looks at least 18. We all thought Ali’s older look had to do with her tousled hair and mature makeup, but it might also be attributed to plastic surgery.

Compare the header photo of Ali on 12/22/06 at the launch of her Christmas album with the photo of her that was recently released. Either someone shaved off her features with photoshop or a doctor did it the old fashioned way. She’s not that young, though. Ali turns 14 at the end of next month. That’s old enough for plastic surgery, right? May as well get new boobs and a nose job when you can attribute the drastic changes in your body to the natural process of maturing, like Lindsay did when her chest popped up overnight.

What do you guys think? Did Ali get a new nose?

Thanks to Star Magazine for pointing this out in their latest issue.

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Where’s the countdown clock for this girl? According to Google, Miley Cyrus’ birthday is on November 23rd and she’s going to be 15. I find that hard to believe. She looks to be at least 20 in these pictures. Someone’s trying to pull a Danny Almonte on us. No doubt, she’s pretty. But Miley, get those bottom teeth fixed. It’s like God threw a bunch of Chiclets in your mouth. Literally. Just threw them right in there. He took his time with the rest of you, then got to your teeth and thought, “I am a fair God, yes? Well, then, the rest of your teeth shall be jacked. And so it shall be done.” - CS

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Beyonce showed up at the American Music Awards with her enhanced butt and bountiful breasts to be presented with an international artist award by Usher. International awards are rare and have been given to only a select few including Michael Jackson, Aerosmith and Rod Stewart which makes perfect sense for Beyonce to be winning this. Her most notable achievements this year include flashing her boobs and falling on her face. She might have also had a couple of singles. I don’t know. What do I look like? Mr. Answer guy?

Eardrum bursting bonus: Beyonce and Sugarland

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Eight month pregnant Helena Bonham Carter wants you to quit giving her advice on how to take care of her fetus. More importantly, stop telling her caffeine will turn her baby into a mutant.

“People – particularly men – saying with surprise, ‘You’re still drinking caffeine?’ as if I’m performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea/coffee. Yeah. You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet. Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?”

If you were a guy, what would you say to that. Probably nothing because your mother was on vodka and now you’re mildly retarded. Check and mate, dumbass.