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Reunited and it feels so good. Ashlee Simpson was recently introduced to her long-lost older sister, Mildred Simpson. She was found dancing in a traveling vaudeville show in the deep, deep dirty South. Father Joe now has plans to mention her breasts a hundred times in interviews and produce her own reality show on the Oxygen network.

Dressed in Versace, Mildred was brought to New York City for the CosmoGirl! Born to Lead Awards. Ashley gamely posed with her, but complained that she smelled like menthol. When asked if she had ever seen the Newlyweds on tv, Mildred replied, “TV?” - CS

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Cover Awards reports that Page Six reports that OK! Magazine is looking to fire whoever spelled “Ashley” Simpson’s name wrong on the cover of their latest issue. A rep for OK! said, “It …

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Pete Wentz had a little heart to heart with Ryan Seacrest on his show about the origins of his baby’s name, Bronx Mowgli. Pete explains that the public doesn’t know the real story and that …

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to a 7 lbs., 11 oz., baby boy on Thursday night. Of course, no celebrity baby can be considered a celebrity baby if it didn’t have a moronic name. So …

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Last week there were rumors that Ashlee was rushed to the hospital because she was finally giving birth. Those rumors were false because she’s still pregnant. Ashlee’s been pregnant since …

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Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake …

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E! Online’s Marc Malkin is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting twins. However, Tyga may be parroting a rumor Pete started during a radio interview.
“They’re having …

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Star Magazine via a source says that the due date for Ashlee and Pete’s baby will be Oct. 31 and that it’ll be a girl. “When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. …

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Remember when you thought that if Ashlee Simpson had bigger breasts it would make up for her complete lack of talent and dull personality? Well, hey, guess what. She’s pregnant now, her boobs
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Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip.
“That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was 7am.
“I can tell …

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Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s chest …