Hunting Britney Spears is dangerous

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Britney Spears

That Other Blog reports that an X17 paparazzi mowed down a “spotter” on a motorcycle while chasing Britney Spears through Santa Monica Blvd. and Rexford Dr. in Beverly Hills. A “spotter” is someone who tips off paparazzi on the locations of celebrities and is not an actual photog.

The paparazzi was hit by a silver range rover and was literally smashed under its wheels. From what we hear, the body went into seizure and then it just stopped moving.

We were just informed the paparazzo is alive, but in critical condition. He suffered broken legs, broken arms and a broken back, according to our source.

Jesus. A seizure? And they say the guy has only been doing this for 2 days. Maybe this was a hazing ritual by X17. Sort of like in fraternities where your frat brother sticks his penis in your mouth to show his alpha maleness or something equally as gay. I share the same sentiments as That Other Blog. Calm it down guys or next time Britney might get hurt. We wouldn’t want our little pop princess in a gruesome traffic collision now would we…? But, um, if that ever happens, God forbid, can we get some crotch shots?

Published on November 13th, 2007 in Britney Spears
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Last 10 posts from category "Britney Spears"

Britney is dating her agent

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Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, licked his lips and …

Published on June 10th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Jason Trawick

Britney Spears went topless, sort of

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It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos from the …

Published on June 8th, 2009 in Britney Spears, NSFW

What a couple of little whores

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A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. This may be surprising, but if you’re

Published on June 4th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Jayden James, Sean Preston

Britney is forgetful

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Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. Sources say Elle …

Published on May 28th, 2009 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears still in that bikini

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Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years.

Published on May 22nd, 2009 in Bikini, Britney Spears

Britney Spears is on vacation

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Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the Prehistoric Era,

Published on May 20th, 2009 in Bikini, Britney Spears

Britney accosted on stage by superfan

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During a performance in Connecticut, a psycho fan skipped onto the stage to dance with Britney during “Womanizer”. Britney wasn’t too thrilled. You can tell because she freaked the hell …

Published on May 4th, 2009 in Britney Spears

Britney’s tampon is hanging out

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In reality, what you see here isn’t Britney’s tampon. It’s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an RMA # for

Published on April 27th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Oops, Tampon

Britney’s hair can’t stand her head

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Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. That or it wanted to escape …

Published on April 24th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Oops

Britney stalker arrested outside of mansion

Source: theblemish.com

A 26-year-old superfan named Miranda Tozier-Robbins, a contestant on American Idol’s 5th season, was arrested Thursday morning for sneaking onto Britney’s private property wearing camo, …

Published on April 17th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Stalker


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